Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA Sep 02, 2020

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Christine and Alex, the scum of the earth, are back to discuss communism, Kafka, and The Parking Enforcement Agenda (PEA). Christine also throws curses around like they're nothing, so we're sorry in advance if we ruin your life.

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91: Beaches in Rhode Island Aug 26, 2020

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Hey all you naughty gulls, thanks for tuning in to Christine's National Convention. She has only one platform: Eradicate All Ocean Worms. Please don't vote for her.

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90: Small Towns in Ohio Aug 19, 2020

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We're going through our lives as a couple of dunk clowns: We think too highly of ourselves and we laugh at our own jokes.

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Between You And Us: Episode 18 Aug 17, 2020

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Need more of life's sweet substance? We got you covered. We're back with another episode where we read reviews that you found and sent in to us!

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89: Lighthouses in Maine Aug 12, 2020

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After years of perfecting our popsicle stick versions of episode 89, we've finally released the finished product. In this episode, we read reviews of lighthouses worthy of Steven King's editor. So sit down, heat up your beans, and enjoy the episode. But before you listen, heed this warning: sexy stuff.

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88: Adult Video Stores in Missouri Aug 05, 2020

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Welcome to rush week! There's only one option and it's They-ta They-ta They-ta. And everyone is invited to join! The only hazing will be us forcing you to watch Ants With No Pants on DVD. Welcome!

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87: Cowboy Boots in Texas Jul 29, 2020

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If you're wondering what Jimmy Fingers is up to, he's using those fingers of his to go to https://www.raicestexas.org/ways-to-give/bond-fund/ to donate to the RAICES Texas Bond Fund! They are a nonprofit agency that promotes justice by providing free and low-cost legal services to underserved immigrant children, families, and refugees.

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86: Climbing Gyms in Colorado Springs, Colorado Jul 22, 2020

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We're back with possibly the most garrulous podcast in existence. Are we using that right? Anyway, help Christine reach her goal of terminal velocity and help Alexander reach his goal of man spreading all over the internet. We promise the experience will be anything but lugubrious! Ok, no, that definitely can't be right. Where's my thesaurus...

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Between You And Us: Episode 17 Jul 20, 2020

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This is a historic moment in Beach Too Sandy history. We read the first review where the reviewer changes their own mind while writing the review. Almost as breathtaking as seeing a grackle in the wild. Listen and appreciate the beauty.

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85: Garbage Plates in Rochester, NY Jul 15, 2020

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Think people can't possibly be snobs about something called a 'garbage plate?' Think again, then update your Rolodex. Also, fair warning to people who don't like rats, we talk about them A LOT this episode. Because you know what they say, 'Wheres there hole, rats will find it.' And in our field of dreams, there are plenty of holes for Remy.

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