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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

111: Reviews of Golden Corral Jan 13, 2021

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Grab your pizgetlovy and stay close to the bathroom, because we've immune system compromising reviews to read ya!

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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110: Ghost Towns in Texas Jan 06, 2021

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Wait... what's that noise? Oh god Vicki's coming! Hurry, climb up the rocks. No, the colorful ones! But wait, don't forget to ask first. Oh no it's too late...

Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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109: New Year Reviews Dec 30, 2020

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*bomb* *cross* *airplane* if you know what we mean :grin:

Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

108: Holiday Reviews Dec 23, 2020

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Four days and seven scores ago, Tim Allen learned the secrets of Santa Claus from his father. And now we’re here to pass those secrets on to you. Enjoy!

Support us on Patreon to listen to the bonus episode! patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch Alex’s special Christmas stream this Friday! https://twitch.tv/XandySchiefer

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107: Reviews of Driving Schools Dec 16, 2020

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We're just two podcasters trying to make an honest living. So what if we like looking at hotties with honkers?

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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106: MLMs in Utah Dec 09, 2020

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If you can get past our weird improv, you'll get to hear all about a great opportunity. Get in on the ground floor of our new oat milk multilevel marketing company! We'll even let you be a CEO! Boss babes only.

Get your Karma Back To You pin before they sell out! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Between You And Us: Episode 19 Dec 07, 2020

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We're back with Between You And Us and it's amazing, crazing, looking for the mazing! Sorry we haven't been releasing these, we've just been so busy being ourselves since we can't be sharks.

Follow Alex's Twitch stream to make his hair purple: https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

105: Reviews of Target Dec 02, 2020

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This episode is brought to you by refrigeration and Gucci. Learn more at this year's Downton Abbey expo in Minot, ND.

Follow Alex's Twitch stream to make his hair purple: https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

104: Black Friday Reviews Nov 25, 2020

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This episode is sponsored by corporations that would probably not approve of our content. Just kidding, it's sponsored by the holy trinity of luxury: Gucci, FedEx, and UPS.

Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota Nov 18, 2020

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While we set the bar merely a millimeter above the ground, you can't deny this is the absolute BEST podcast hosted by siblings with the last name Schiefer!

Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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