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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

119: Reviews of Crystal Shops Mar 10, 2021

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Christine is throwing stinging bites at reviewers while Alex wonders where you were all conceived.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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118: Reviews of Six Flags Mar 03, 2021

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The demonic Foghorn Leghorn rises from his coffin after 30 hours of eating cockroaches. Bert and Ernie quake in fear.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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117: Valentine's Day Reviews Feb 24, 2021

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This episode will have you believing in love and God. We hope it makes you ripple ;)

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Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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116: Poutineries in Canada Feb 17, 2021

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A lot is resting on this wiener.

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Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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115: Reviews of Girl Scout Cookies Feb 10, 2021

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We almost titled this episode "The Girl Scouts Trip to the Slaughterhouse."

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Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Between You And Us: Episode 21 Feb 08, 2021

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We're reading reviews sent in by you! Including possibly our least favorite review of all time... #FrozenHaters #IHateFrozen To send your favorite reviews in, write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us"

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Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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114: Reviews of Renaissance Fairs Feb 03, 2021

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Warning: atheists and jugglers ahead. Don't say the town crier didn't warn you...

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Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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113: Government Buildings in Hawaii Jan 27, 2021

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I would not buy this for my cat. I would not buy this for my hat. I do not like it, Sam I am.

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Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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112: Reviews of Music Venues Jan 20, 2021

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Please consider contributing to the fundraiser for Milan Loncar: https://www.gofundme.com/f/milans-memory

Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 20 Jan 18, 2021

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Hello plebs.. plubs? We're ready reviews you found on the internet and sent to us! To send yours in write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us"

Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.