Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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77: Lakes in Minnesota May 13, 2020

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Turn off your Jimmy Buffet and hop aboard the Silky Pig, because we're going yelping! Join us on this amazing natural journey where we discover all the crazies Minnesota has to offer.

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Between You And Us: Episode 16 May 11, 2020

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Before you listen to this episode, we've gotta lay down some ground rules. We expect you to either write us a poem or give us a dollar. And once you do, you'll have to follow the golden rule: ~*~Impeccable Vibes ONLY~*~ Only then can we accept you as our succulent listeners.

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76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA May 06, 2020

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We've got new merch!! Head over to bit.ly/beachtoosandymerch for a "Lunatic Leftwing Liberal Loser" pin, a "Baron of Cream" shirt or a Beach Too Sandy decal! If you've ever eaten calamari at a bowling alley, this episode isn't for you. Because the lit fairy godmothers Malex and Mristine are judging you. But don't worry, Malex gets what's coming to him when he embarrasses himself by being unable to say "early bird menu" properly. So at least listen to that struggle.

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Between You And Us: Episode 15 May 01, 2020

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Since this was released at 11 PM our time on April 30th, we're counting it as the April Between You And Us. Deal with it or face us and our spirited personalities.

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75: Buffalo Wings in Buffalo, NY Apr 29, 2020

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We hope after listening to this episode, you tell everyone how much we mind blew you with our talk of mutant chickens and souvlaki

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Schiefer Madness: Animal Crossing Apr 25, 2020

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Listen to this week's episode to find out how you can win a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch! If you already own a copy, listen to this episode to hear us audition for the role of Animal Crossing voice actors, and to find out why Christine is on Alex's dodos' no-fly list.

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74: Cigar Shops in Cuba Apr 22, 2020

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Years from now, we believe someone will wonder if Tim Allen was one of the hosts of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. And that person is Christine Schiefer. Find out what else she thinks Tim Allen was in on this episode of your favorite review reading podcast, this time with less Yelp... since apparently Cuba doesn't have Yelp. But we still think you'll enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Schiefer Madness: it's about GI troubles that we all have Apr 18, 2020

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Calling all iron maiden fans! Whether that's of the band, the medieval torture device, or our mother. We've got an uplifting? bonus episode for you where we only read the positive reviews (mostly)!!!! So come join us for a Gonzo ride in this edition of Schiefer Madness!

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73: Monuments in Washington, D.C. Apr 15, 2020

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YEGADS! In this week's episode, Christine philosophizes and Alex waxes poetic. If that doesn't convince you to listen to this one, then we don't blame you. But we hope you give us the chance to warn you about big brother watching you through light switches and of the dangers of fascist architecture. We promise it's worth it.

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Schiefer Madness: Erotic Hand Sanitizer Apr 10, 2020

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Is that title really not enough for you?

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