Stay Connected108.9 The Hawk is a classic-rock radio station broadcasting from Val Verde, the strangest city in America. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk presents a fully fictional world of DJs, fake sponsors, live remotes, and station drama — all in service of keeping classic rock alive on a dying medium.
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Actor/comedian Matt Hobby (Young Sheldon) stops by the Rock & Roll RV as entrepreneur Kai Fanning to pitch his bizarre luxury compound, Stay Living—a place that promises to be Safe, Thrilling, Affordable… and You Never Leave.
Geoff and Whisp dig into Kai Fanning’s plans for:
Also, Sharon Stone gossip, Gordon Ramsay’s lost reality show Hell Nightmare, the forgotten ’90s Jeremy Piven film Asshouse, David Lee Roth’s cryptocurrency empire, why Whisp will never fund a GoFundMe, and even the mysterious identity of El Fornado.
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Guest: Matt Hobby
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Classic Hawk: Val Verde Pet Rescue with John Gemberling
Originally Aired: 7/11/22
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome a very special guest: Simon Corunne, the frazzled owner of Val Verde Pet Rescue (played by John Gemberling). Simon’s got some big problems on his hands—and he’s hoping The Hawk can help.
Meanwhile, Jason Gore checks in live from the grand opening of Buster Poindexter’s Hot Hot Hot Springs. Keanu Reeves swings by to promote his latest romantic comedy, Hey Girl, It’s Me. And yes, Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson treats listeners to a preview of brand-new Tull material.
But that’s not all—because we’ve got one burning question for you: Who is Mark Davidson, and who hit him? Hit play and FIND OUT.
Guest Starring
John Gemberling (Broad City, Fat Guy Stuck In Internet, The Phoney and Call-y Show)
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Val Verde’s tenth favorite radio station welcomes comedian Kylie Brakeman to the Hawk airwaves as Randy Bone, owner of BETBONES, the only sportsbook where you can literally lose your bones when your bet goes bad.
From Olive Garden breadstick debates to a bone-powered car meant to solve the energy crisis, Randy Bone proves to be one of Val Verde’s strangest and most visionary “business leaders.” Things get heated when Geoff bets his fibula (and later, a finger) on a friendly game of “Who Said It?”
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Guest: Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman)
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Originally Aired: 7/31/23
Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock keep The Whisp Turlington Show rolling, this time joined by world-famous music supervisor Glenallen Mixon (played by Pat Cassels). If you’ve ever heard a song needle-dropped into a movie, odds are Glenallen—or his legendary father, Standard Mixon—had a hand in placing it.
Along the way:
Guest starring: Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, CollegeHumor, Adam Ruins Everything) as Glenallen Mixon.
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Welcome back to Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums! This time Geoff and Jason tackle the classic CLASSIC ROCK album, "Breakfast In America" by Supertramp! This is an album you just cannot get away from when listening to classic rock radio. Also, did you know Supertramp was British?! One of us knew! Will Jason and Geoff love this album?
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"Gimme Those Bones with Kylie Brakeman" coming NEXT WEEK! So maybe don't bet any of your bones at Betbones before then! Your call!
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Val Verde, strap in. The Boss himself joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock for an episode that blows the doors off the very stinky Rock & Roll RV that Geoff lives in. Legendary improviser John Murray becomes Bruce Springsteen, Zooming in live from his legendary album vault to reveal the kind of stories you’ll never hear anywhere else:
Sponsored by Farmer Dan Owns Your Favorite Songs, JUGGGGS Mug Emporium and Turn It On Again Again
Guest:
John Murray (UCB, The Bosscast, Old Yorkers) as Bruce Springsteen
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Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legendary buffet chain is turning bad food and lots of it… into mid food and less of it.
Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee)
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Get ready for a wild ride through the decade of frosted tips, questionable CD purchases, and every band you half-remember! On this episode of The Geoff and Whisp Show on 108.9 The Hawk, we break down the true path to owning the 1990’s — Val Verde style.
From Right Said Fred and Gin Blossoms to Bad Religion’s Crazy Taxi soundtrack fame, Farmer Dan’s jaw-dropping purchase of 500+ 90’s bands (thanks to $43 billion and a shady deal with Monsanto & KISS manager, Doc McGee) will have you questioning reality.
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The hot August heat shines down on the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House as pieces of the house keep crumbling into the sand dunes below, That doesn’t keep Carl Luciferi (Ben Rodgers) from Luciferi Ford from stopping by the house and telling Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock about his upcoming “TRUCKATHON TRUCKABRATION!” Steve Temple Pilots has your sports, Art Spart with traffic, and phones ring as The Geoff and Whisp show asks, “Where’s the weirdest place you’ve done the deed?”
Sponsored by Regal Kingdom, Vince Neil’s Too Hot For Pizza, Cleet’s Jetskis, Drugmore and Channel 8's "Data Entry!"
Guest Starring: Ben Rodgers (ActionBoyz, Star Trek: Lower Decks)
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Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.
Today’s Episode: Fields of Gold and Costner
Originally Aired: 2/19/23
It's another edition of Val Verde's favorite (in their hearts) morning show, The Whisp Turlington Show!
Whisp & Geoff talk about the Illuminaughties that aired on Channel 8 last night. Ricky Gervais! Good Rock Facts! So much more!
This episode of 108.9 The Hawk is brought to you by Buggie's Comfort Mattresses! The Val Verde Police Department! Bert's Funeral Flowers! And Samuel's Flowers!
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