Stay Connected108.9 The Hawk is a classic-rock radio station broadcasting from Val Verde, the strangest city in America. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk presents a fully fictional world of DJs, fake sponsors, live remotes, and station drama — all in service of keeping classic rock alive on a dying medium.
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It’s Thanksgiving in Val Verde, and while the rest of the station’s staff takes the day off, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are stuck doing a full-day broadcast — turkey cooker under Art Spart’s board, sponsored by Bert’s Funeral Flowers.
Everything’s normal until a familiar blonde head appears on the Hawk’s ring camera:
Tommy Shaw from Styx.
Before they can hit the delay, Tommy locks the station gates and holds the station hostage, demanding they play Kilroy Was Here in full — claiming it’s “the real Thanksgiving record.”
What follows is a broadcast filled with stuffing, softcore cinema, Styx lore and 108.9 The Hawk’s most festive hostage situation yet.
While you’re getting all your Black Friday junk, why don’t you also help out you favorite classic rock radio station!
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The dust has barely settled in Verde Park — and the souls (not deaths, legally) are still being counted. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock return to the air after Whispstock 25, the ill-fated eight-day music festival that celebrated Whisp… and possibly ended civilization.
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It’s a big day in Val Verde — Whispstock 25 is live from Verde Park!
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock broadcast right from the festival grounds with their foldable chairs, finger foods, and a borrowed FocusRong interface.
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Will The Real Whisp Turlington Please Stand Up?
The real Whisp Turlington returns from the dimension known as Kokomo — or does he?
After a long absence, Whisp reappears at 108.9 The Hawk claiming:
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Happy Halloween, you slobs! The FM transmitter is blasting some of your favorite Halloween and spooky moments from 108.9 The Hawk! With guests like Kristen Bartlett and Dan Klein! Farmer Dan's Hellgate! The Pepper Portal! Shelley's Jellies and more!
Happy Halloween from Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk!
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Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are once again joined by comedian, artist, friend of the show and road dawg Mary Houlihan on The Geoff & Whisp Show.
Mary drops by to announce her new gig hosting “Kill Tony” (“It’s the same show — just nicer”), talk about 300 weeks on tour, her upcoming four-hour stand-up spectacular at Flapper’s Casino, and her growing real estate empire in Val Verde.
Meanwhile, Whisp begins to suspect he might be a sex robot built by Talon’s Labs, Art Spart has a breakdown during traffic, and Geoff’s nephew Geordie Garlock finally asks: Who are the Dream Police?
Plus:
Sponsored by Channel 8’s Splatterfucks and a Halloween PSA from Zane from Fister!
Guest Starring: Mary Houlihan!
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It’s Fun Drop Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk, and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome Pittsburgh rock promoter Jack Lundy (played by comedian Joe Kwaczala) — and he just won’t stop remembering.
From Cream to Chicago, The Doors to The Bee Gees, Jack can’t resist reminiscing about every band that ever existed, while Geoff and Whisp try to keep the show together, Scotty drops Napoleon Dynamite quotes, breaking the standing “No Drops From Napoleon Dynamite” rule!
Sponsored by Balloonapalooza, Joe Elliott’s Sugar Pouring Warehouse and Pizza Emporium!
Guest Starring: Joe Kwaczała!
Check out information about Joe’s movie, American Comic, here: https://americancomicfilm.com/
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It’s All-Request Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk!
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock open up the request lines and yell about some of the things bothering them this morning - you know, like every morning radio show.
Sponsored by Medieval Fights and Dave Matthews Pest Control!
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Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde’s legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus.
Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val Verde’s pools, rivers, and hot tubs:
Plus: the Hawk crew battles over who’s the greatest Southern Rock band of all time, unpacks Molly Hatchet’s hive mind, and previews this year’s mysterious Rocktober Prize Package! And two new PSA’s from Geoff Garlock and Major Dad.
Guest Starring: Jon Gabrus (Action Boyz, Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally)
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This week, Geoff and Whisp reveal the winner of 108.9 The Hawk’s “DJ For A Day Contest,” Dutch Swanson (Matt Gourley), a 104-year-old Val Verde resident, WWII vet, and Judy Blume’s alleged ghostwriter (?!)
Plus, payola scams, Rascal Flatts debates, a PSA from Geoff and a man with a tortoise-shell carapace for half a body.
Sponsored by:
Pizza Emporium
Janie’s Got Guns
Guest Starring: Matt Gourley (Superego, With Gourley & Rust, Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend)
How to Support Val Verde’s Second Choice for Rock
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