Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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LIVE with YOSHI - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 28, 2017

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This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations.

*Please use HEADPHONES to listen to this episode. And of course, STANIMA.

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393-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 26, 2017

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If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove them up inside of you.

Plus, aren't nail clippers incredible? This one dude thinks so and we happen to agree.

We'd love to put the personality argument to rest, but both moms are still bickering. Isn't it obvious???

Plus, there's some big Chef John fans writing in and defending his UP-speak AND we have Would You Rather, Fill Her Up and MORE.

There isn't enough denim in this world to match up with this episode.

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392-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 19, 2017

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Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can.

Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is this real?

We have Master Of Accents, a man throwing up that REALLY upsets Tina and Top Dog and Charo on the phone. Is there anything boring in this episode? Yup, we got some of that for you too.

JEAN forever.

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391-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 12, 2017

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Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship.

We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode with caution as we delve into a dangerous spell.

Plus, who's the real elitist? Tommy has a pretty strong argument for Tina being a closet snob. What do you think?

AND our cars both have smelly AC's - what's the deal? Is it a dead animal? Maybe F-A-R-T?

And we honor the great athlete, Nelson Mandela.

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390-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 05, 2017

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Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right?

T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean.

Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable story. How about 'chu?

Can a man have dinner with a lady that's not his wife without wanting to fill her up?

We really hope you have the STANIMA for this episode.

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389-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Mar 29, 2017

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There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact.

Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it.

When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly.

Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all.

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388-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Mar 22, 2017

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Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen.

Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who would you choose, Gene or Jean?

There are some epic Dad Boners in this one and an absolute gift of a Hey Mommy order. And thankfully there's a nasal alien that breaks that down for us too.

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387-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Mar 15, 2017

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Dearest Jean,

This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom).

Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it!

How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky.

All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more!

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386-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Mar 08, 2017

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When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE.

Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly).

Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you.

Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line?

We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans.

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BONUS-Live From Irvine (Early Show) - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Mar 03, 2017

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Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip!

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