Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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375-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Dec 21, 2016

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These Jeans are ready to party. We always knew that Subway served up sandwiches, but we didn't realize there was so much MUSTARD on them. In this episode we explore two entirely different locations with two very upset customers - each expressing their disappointment in a unique way. PLUS - Top Dog and Charo stopped by to do some line reads. We play you the whole thing. That and SO much more. Merry Xmas, Santa Jeans.

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374-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Dec 14, 2016

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This week, the mommies dive deep into the world of Orlando Brown, get festive for the Holidays with an amazing Instagram singer, discuss the weight loss competition and much much more!

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373-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Dec 07, 2016

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Diamonds on the crevice of your ??? I'll give you three guesses. We have so much to share with you! Get ready to pull 'em high and tight! This week we tickle some bodies with our new favorite Disney star, talk about Tom's time in West Palm Beach, and find out just how unparliamentary Elizabeth May can get when she's had a few drinks! Jeans up!!

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372-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Nov 30, 2016

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We love our brothers and sisters to the North, but there's one lady in Parliament who clearly isn't on board with the show - she's anti F-A-R-T! Please keep heckling her.

You think you know Tom and Tina, but have you met Karen and Bobby? They're here unless they're drinking or smoking or having sex. Plus an outrageous call with Top Dog and Charo and some amazing clips including one really cool lady who loves when guys spray their love on her (face). This episode is LOADED.

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371-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Nov 23, 2016

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Would you marry your mom? Really. That's so cool, cause like, me too. Kiss her for real.

The Mommies moved this week and with a lot of help came a lot of stranger dumps. So many.

Plus a really massive, fat lady will let you pay to watch her be gross. Master of Accents, Pup Play and a lot more. As always, Bert is so fat and it's being celebrated all over the world.

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370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Nov 16, 2016

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We did it, We locked down the guy who will call you a C**T to your face. That's right, Dan Pena is on the show!

So fun to talk to the master of cursing in business. Dan was as fun as you might imagine.

Plus the Jeans are not only fresh off their Bannismurfurney where they got a Couples Massage (yuck), Tina also claims disrupted relaxing time with a F-A-R-T.

AND, seems that President Camacho is actually going to run the free world. Interesting times ahead!

Many Masterful Accents in this one!

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369-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Nov 09, 2016

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Even babies know the truth - Bert IS fat, but also our dear friend Burnt Chrystals has a new special coming to Showtime called The Machine and he goes by the name Bert Kreischer in it. Plus Tommy and Tina watched the movie, Shark Bites - you might like but it has one BIG flaw (same as the Martian with Matt Damon).

There's a really white DJ who really feels comfortable with BIG WORDS and all kinds of accents to master in this one. Who is the Water Champ? Now we can all be with the NEW Water Champ shirt! Get one for Christmas or just to show everyone who H2Flow is in your house.

Keep those jeans up!

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368-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Nov 02, 2016

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NO Loose jeans allowed here. We find the ultimate dad boner who relights the fire that only Garth can put out. Plus, Tommy AKA Tomaso speaks eh, de Espanish on TV, we have Would You Rather, Perfect Smiles and MORE!

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367-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 26, 2016

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This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at Christina's ex-boyfriend who know works as an insane deck hand, a couple of fighting brothers who desperately want you to look at them, and go in depth on Tom's most recent physical

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366-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 19, 2016

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This week, the mommies watch a bunch of public service announcements, some hilarious, some horrible. They also get a translation for the Persian voicemail, which kicks us off to a journey into Christina's childhood. Wipe down!

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