Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Sep 13, 2017

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When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild.

We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes!

All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub.

Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.

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412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Sep 06, 2017

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This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time.

We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more.

Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida.

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411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 30, 2017

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Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form.

We break it down. Everything.

How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad.

Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains?

is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing.

Sit back, relax and let this one flow.

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410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 23, 2017

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If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them!

Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more?

AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean.

When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot.

Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems.

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409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 16, 2017

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What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan.

Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions.

We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.

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408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 09, 2017

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What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay?

What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you.

PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing.

AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book.

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407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 02, 2017

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We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live.

We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money.

And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that?

Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together.

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406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jul 26, 2017

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Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies even know they could fart???

Plus, TOP DOG gets on a call to go over a recent "ACCIDENT."

Did you knoe R Kelly actually wanted to marry his mom?

AND the great YOSHI joins once again for more of his hilarious travel tales.

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405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jul 19, 2017

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Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about.

PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be the fart mistress we've all wanted?

AND special guest Brent Weinbach joins us.

You wanna talk some s**t?

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404-Sam Tripoli-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jul 12, 2017

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When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream (for both guys).

Sam Tripoli is a tornado on stage and off. Check out his new double album, The Diabolical and his numerous podcasts, including Punch Drunk and his new conspiracy theory podcast, Tin Foil Hat.

We go hard on this one and big laughs are had the whole way around.

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