Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jan 31, 2018

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Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would.

We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy.

PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so.

AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.

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432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jan 24, 2018

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Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen!

We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him.

PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few.

Pull your jeans up.

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431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jan 17, 2018

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Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both.

Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out?

The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again.

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430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jan 10, 2018

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We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical.

Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts??

Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure.

And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12.

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429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jan 03, 2018

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Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter!

Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your virginity? Hold up, we are bundling ourselves in blankets from how cool the previous two questions are.

No more than 2 people should wear white if three people are hanging out together. That is an Australian rule that we explore.

AND hilarious comic, podcaster and all around great guy, Josh Wolf joins us on the podcast today.

Pull your jeans up and enjoy this one.

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428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura Dec 27, 2017

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J-J-J-Jeans Unite!

As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches.

Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine Improv a little while back.

Thank you all for being the best fans anyone could ever want.

We would fart in every one of your stockings if we could.

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427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Dec 20, 2017

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After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?"

Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no description can do it justice.

He shared stories about his life and let us know what he thought about the many clips we play on this show.

All we can say is, we wish it never ended.

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426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Dec 13, 2017

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Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star.

Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can).

You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out.

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425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Dec 06, 2017

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A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies.

J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler.

This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.

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424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Nov 29, 2017

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This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building.

This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.

By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS.

PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.

Say No More, just listen, JEAN.

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