Stay ConnectedMike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode.
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When the noise blows away
A symphony of silence for 38 and 47,
With only dark wood to burn
Well that's a fire XL needs to learn.
[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.
There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violent injury. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Athan as Troy
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Last night Tex had a dream
Troy's eyes were lit by fire
CREDITS:
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
Taylor Michaels as Chance
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
Lyssa Jay as Charlie
Cody Heath as Britches
Athan as Troy
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The Grotto is a liminal horror audiodrama by Athan, the voice of Troy on WOE.BEGONE. There are a lot of other voices you might recognize as well! Struck by a recent loss, Matt turns to spelunking for solace. As Matt battles grief, he questions if the caves are playing tricks or if something else lurks within. The Grotto is a liminal horror podcast that explores the thin line between grief, pain, mourning, and loss.
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Young Bluster's a background horse.
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Ty, Felix, and Helen visit the Ren Faire! This is part 1 of the Ren Faire postcard stories. Parts 2 and 3 will be available on the patreon in the coming days. Season 15 resumes next week. Enjoy.
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David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Ben Rowe as Felix
Tatiana Gefter as Helen
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Even in the holidays, TXDawg can feel your burning hell,
Etching up rusty maps that take you to nowhere.
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David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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What if sorrows swim?
Good God, Tex'll need to burn them.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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It is unknown to young lovers, intoxicated by spring
But when Python feels its icy flames, he'll know everything.
CREDITS:
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Jamie Petronis as Python
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I Have Been To The Future Vol 2 is available at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $15. $5 and up patrons get all albums as part of their patreon perks. Blusteer has been to the hollow earth and what he has seen there would kill a smaller horse
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Hey, don’t touch the Calculator
Because the Calculator will surely kill you.
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Tex built this fortress to hide the words with eyes,
But he don't mind beside your lies.
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MDawg can't stop listening to modern rock,
How he hates to be alone!
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.
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It might be too late for you, but at least a couple of the people in that house are innocent.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence and visceral, wet gore. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
JustJenah as Skinner
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Steve Anzalone as Eagle
Lyssa Jay as Charlie
Athan as Troy
Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia
Alex Telander as Robert
Jesse Syrat as Flash
Cody Heath as Britches
Jamie Petronis as Python
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
Taylor Michaels as Chance
Shaun Pellington as Sax
Rat Grimes as Skuzz
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Ooooh. Bad dog.
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JustJenah as Skinner
Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Steve Anzalone as Eagle
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I am feeling your energy through your palms. They feel as I would expect.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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I may be gone, but not forever.
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Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
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We've been in this business too long. Nothing shocks us anymore.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Someone is always wondering around with a bottle of transmission fluid and no idea how to use it.
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Jamie Petronis as Python
Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia
Jesse Syratt as Flash
Rat Grimes as Skuzz
Alex Telander as Robert
JustJenah as Skinner
Shaun Pellington as Sax
Cody Heath as Britches
Ben Rowe as Felix
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Fay Roberts as Samantha
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Hey guys, I am excited to bring to you a special feed drop. This is the first episode of Dead Space: Deep Cover. You don’t have to be familiar with the world of Dead Space in order to enjoy it.
Dead Space: Deep Cover is an audio drama set in the universe of the Dead Space games. After losing her sister to the Church of Unitology, journalist Emmeline Ayuba goes undercover to expose the dark inner workings of the church. But in doing so, she becomes exposed to something much worse and must decide what's more important to her--finding the truth about what the Church is doing to its members or staying alive. Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
Content warnings: violence, death, cults
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WOE.BEGONE season 14 will continue next week. During the break, I wanted to share something that Harlan and I put together for Phonic Fiction Fest 2022, a short horror comedy called "Flesh To Add To Its Own." Enjoy.
CREDITS:
Dylan Griggs as Frank
Harlan Guthrie as Spencer
David Ault as Scott
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You fell asleep, night watchman. It’s time to trade shifts.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Support Forged Bonds with their IndieGoGo Campaign!
CREDITS:
Taylor Michaels as Chance
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The other pieces around them will hold them in place.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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I met a lot of critters in my time and a bunch of ‘em were smarter than me.
[Warning: this episode contains a drug reference. Listener discretion is advised.]
Tay's short horror fiction, "Perchance to Dream": https://soundcloud.com/taylor-michaels-196631661/perchance-to-dream
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Taylor Michaels as Chance
Taylor Michaels as Chris
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There are probably more horses that are missin' than there are horses what people knows where they are.
[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of arson, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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The police have said that they are not going to investigate Blusteer because he is not a person. Here is my plan to get Bluster formally recognized as a person by the United States government.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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It’s Bear huntin’ season round these parts and Tex is comin’ for you.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[This episode originally aired on the Patreon feed for April Fools 2024. Season 14 begins next week. Thanks for playing.]
Ty Betteridge discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?
CREDITS:
Based on the hit podcast WOE.BEGONE
David Ault: Voice of Ty Betteridge
Alex : Writing and Britishizing (with assistance from David), Producer, Credits Rap
Just Jenah: Announcer/Narrator
Gem Aydin: Editor
Fortune Salem: Producer
Felix: Producer
Lyssa Jay: Organizational/Operational Suggestions
Cake, Solipsistful, Alyssa: Special Thanks/Shenanigans
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Don’t listen to them, Baby Ty. You don’t have to respect Ty Betteridge. Not even if you are Ty Betteridge.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
There will be an intermission next week. Season 14 starts in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.
CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as Felix
Athans as Troy
Lyssa Jay as Charlie
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Taylor Michaels as Chance
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
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They’re all the “Evil Ty.” You’re going to have to be more specific.
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Taylor Michaels as Chance
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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Here we are. The O.V.E.R. gift shop. Would you like a $54.99 O.V.E.R.-branded cowboy hat?
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Athan as Troy
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Lyssa Jay as Charlie
Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
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We're made to roam.
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That’s between myself, Stinky, and God.
[Warning: this episode contains loud and sudden sounds near the end of the episode. It also contains a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Being careful and trusting you are two different things.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of gun violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Tatiana Gefter as Helen
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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These were originally stories written on postcards and sent out to patrons. Some slice of life silly stories from Mikey and the gang.
Season 13 continues next week. Thanks for playing.
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We’re going to have to run some errands today.
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Nobody has to get hurt.
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Tatiana Gefter as Helen
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The first ember was lit tonight.
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I am nobody. Nothing is going on.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of medical experimentation, gun violence, and sipping coffee. Listener discretion is advised.]
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I’ll see ya further on down the trail, pard. Take care.
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Mikey Walters, who famously loves being a cog in the machine.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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The full story of the Felix Chronicles, all in one place.
The Felix Chronicles was written and produced by Ben Rowe. The voice of Felix was Ben Rowe. The voice of Ty Betteridge was David Ault. Additional voices by Seb Junemann.
WOE.BEGONE season 13 begins next week. Thanks for playing.
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Today has been a bad day for plates…
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and animal death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Cole Weavers as Cole
Ben Rowe as Felix
Alexandr Batenko as Boris
Harry as Bill The Bar Patron
Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
Kevin Berry as Ryan
Athans as Troy
Lyssa Jay as Charlie
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Taylor Michaels as Chance
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
William A Wellman as Shadow
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
Steve Anzalone as Eagle
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It's a Michael-eat-Michael world out there.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Man, it's a hot one
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Tex would be proud. I cowboyed up. I did it for all of us.
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Do not panic over future things that might not happen. Panicking will not prepare you. It will only make you weaker. Oooh, so much tension in your shoulders.
[Warning: This episode contains some body gore, discussion of drug use, and gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]
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There’s no paddlin’ back to shore. You don’t even know what direction that was in anymore. And once you accept that you can’t make it back, you can start to quiet that head of yours a little.
[Warning: This episode contains gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]
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happy holidays from the time travel murder podcast
download the album for free on bandcamp
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Nobody’s eatin’ anybody.
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Take care of yourself.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Welcome to the pit, Mikey. Make yourself at home.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Thanks for 3 years! I am celebrating with a 24 hour livestream from 3pm Eastern on 11/18 to 3pm Eastern on 11/19. There will be games, music, commentary, sleep deprivation, and more. Come say howdy!
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Give me the hat, I've got an idea.
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Charlie knows everyone, okay? And I know... between the two of us... we know everybody.
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Athans as Troy
Lyssa Jay as Charlie
NINE TO MIDNIGHT: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnight
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Hello and thank you for participating in this survey about your experience living inside the geodesic dome within the compound. Your feedback is valuable in understanding the quality of life and other aspects of this unique living environment. Please answer the following questions honestly and to the best of your ability. Your responses will remain confidential.
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Everything must go.
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Let Crystal Ty melt all of your cares away, whether you are in the compound or somewhere else.
Season 12 begins next week. Thanks for playing.
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Written and Starring David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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War is coming.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Taylor Michaels as Chance
William A. Wellman as Shadow
Kevin Berry as Ryan
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Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
Steve Anzalone as Eagle
Jamie Petronis as Matt
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Cats shouldn’t be in bags, anyway. It’s inhumane.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as Felix
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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Today (10/6) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4, a selection of songs from the season 4 soundtrack that have been polished, reworked, remixed, and remastered into the best versions of themselves. There are shiny new versions of instrumental moments in the show, songs that have been reworked into vocal arrangements, a complete reworking of the I Wonder What It Is About That Place EP, and, of course, Cenotaph. Two versions of it, in fact! One of which is a lovely remix by my friend Athans.
The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the rootin' tootin' country and western compilation Cowboys, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.
Thanks for playing.
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This isn't the end of the world. Although if the world does end and you're left in storage then you will literally be here for eternity.
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Nancy Drew doesn't have a gun, but maybe she should.
[Warning: This episode contains the sound of gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Taylor Michaels as Chance
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Who is this guy? Ugh, I hope this meeting isn't too long. It's almost lunch.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]
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He was willing to throw some iterations of us into the meat grinder in the name of progress.
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And then I told him that I didn't forgive him.
Season 11 continues next week.
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Well, as you know, things are shaking up a little bit.
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Don't do anything weaselly, Mike.
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What's the point of keeping a gun on you if you aren't going to protect us?
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]
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David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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Today (8/4) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing Cowboys, a collection of the most rootin' tootin' country, western, bluegrass, and folk songs from WOE.BEGONE. The tracklist includes songs from the jukebox at the Sidewinder Saloon, character ballads from the show about Sly, Michael, Outlaw Ty, and Cowboy Jam, the song that Texas Michael plays in the Outpost Tavern Bar & Grill, and many more.
The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.
Stay safe out there, pilgrim.
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By your logic, you were never you. You've defined yourself out of existence.
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Let's get you out of the rain, champ.
[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Sit back, relax, and rest next to the fire.
Season 11 begins next week.
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Everything.
[Warning: This episode contains gun violence as well as visceral death scenes. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Steve Anzalone as Eagle
Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
Lucille Valentine as Anne
Taylor Michaels as Chance
William A. Wellman as Shadow
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
Jamie Petronis as Matt
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I was no longer spinning in the void.
[WARNING: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
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Mike Walters was back.
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You can handle a little blood and guts, can’t ya, Jam?
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The Sleep/Wake Cycle series premiere finds exopsychotics investigator Isaiah Stroud with a new government assignment — assessing the state of the US in the wake of the Great Darkness of 1999.
From the creators of the Maeltopia podcast.
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Credits:
Written by Mark Anzalone
Edited by Walker Kornfeld
Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone
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Isaiah Stroud voiced by Mark Anzalone
Handler voiced by Mark Anzalone
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Sleep Wake Cycle Theme by Shawn Zeller
Outro music by Steven Anzalone
Music by Michael Vignola, Shahead Mostafafar, Emilio Merone, Oliver Michael, and Steven Anzalone
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Disclaimer:
This show is written in a first-hand, first-person format from uncertain and inconsistent narrators. This show explores specific mental health conditions. Whilst there is consistent use of derogatory terms for those with specific conditions or neurodivergence including lunatic, maniac, crazy, psychosis etc., this show is written and produced by a team that live with some of the specific illnesses featured within, including Tourette’s syndrome, schizoaffective disorder, insomnia, obsessive compulsive disorder, hallucinations, delusions, anxiety and depressive conditions, among others. Our team also features an academic background in neurology and psychology that has been drawn on to aim for sensitivity and accuracy. The intent of the language and experiences within the Sleep/Wake Cycle, and the extended works of Maeltopia, are designed to explore these conditions and their related isolation and degradation as experienced first hand. The world of Maeltopia is one where the mentally unwell are the majority. Yet there are still outliers who are hunted out.
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Murderers
Audio Hallucinations
Visual Hallucinations
Fear of the Dark
Menacing Agencies
Derogatory terms for Mental Illness
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See y'all at the barbeque.
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I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.
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Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.
LYRICS:
Naïve soul
You fell for it
I was worrying that
You would take
Me seriously
I’ll have to invent
An alibi.
What did it find in you?
What did it find in you
That I couldn’t find in you?
What did it find in you?
C’mon, tell me.
What did it find in you?
What did it find in you?
Why was it trying to find you?
Did it confide in you?
C’mon, tell me.
Mythical beast
Found in the waterways
Clogging your arteries
You’re a machine to it
There was a time that
I thought that I could trust you
But now I see it ripple through your ribcage.
What did it find in you?
What did it find in you
That I couldn’t find in you?
What did it find in you?
C’mon, tell me.
What did it find in you?
What did it find in you?
Why was it trying to find you?
Did it confide in you?
C’mon, tell me.
Delicate thing
In this blistering heat
You’ll burn up.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,
I created this sound and you were innocent,
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird
Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.
You showed up to be a conduit
I can tell you are aware of it
They’ve been praying to you
About praying to you
I’ll admit that I’ve grown fond of it
It’s not without it benefits
I have been praying to you
I have been praying for you
Don’t let it get to your head
if it hasn’t already yet
I don’t think that you can stand much more
Praise for things you’re just a vessel for.
Because stronger men than me
Have done the very thing
You’re doing now
And it was hard when we found out.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,
I created this sound and you were innocent,
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird
Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.
Lost and found
And duty bound
What did you find
When you went digging?
(The outline of a memory
A song to sing, an elegy
A palm to hold against my chest
The whole world’s over, what is left?
The outline of a memory
A figment of some dignity
A finger tracing distant tracks
I felt the world end, what is left?
That’s what I found when I went digging.)
There’s a mouth of a cave
That you showed me
Where they surrounded and
Then renamed you
There’s a place in
The back of your throat
That resonates now
I remember
It didn’t used to.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,
I created this sound and you were innocent,
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird
Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird.
(The outline of a memory
A song to sing, an elegy
A palm to hold against my chest
The whole world’s over, what is left?
That’s what I found when I went digging)
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All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. One scene uses particularly visceral and wet sound effects. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
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I kill insects every now and then... but only if they're in the bathroom.
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All that matters in the end is who's holding the gun.
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Taylor Michaels as Chance
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
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Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.
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me me stinky boi
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Stay safe.
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Happy Easter Wednesday!
CREDITS:
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Ben Rowe as Felix
Written by David Ault and Ben Rowe
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Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.
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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Aleksandr Batenko as Boris
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William A. Wellman as Shadow
Lucille Valentine as Anne
Kevin Berry as Ryan
Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
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The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.
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Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.
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Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.
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Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?
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Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.
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LYRICS:
You would always search for being loved
I wondered what that was about
If you could keep your distance from me
I think that that’s what I would do
If I were you which clearly I am not
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
We can reverse our previous history
You know
You have such a penchant for leaving out
All the details of the war
And I could be kinder to you
If I thought that’s what you deserved
If I were you I would be ready with the sword
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?
I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted
You would never overlook the message
In the bottle on the shore
I suspect there’s something in there
That I don’t want you to read
If I were you I would be careful with the words
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
The knowledge comes with volatility
You know
You can play the medic and tend to my wounds
We’ll let the fever pass
And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more
If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Though I could use the company
I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted
I get carried away by the thought of old age
Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days
If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised
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I’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place
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The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.
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Ben Rowe as Felix
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Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.
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I will be streaming for 24 hours, starting today (2/3) at 7pm Eastern/6pm Central to celebrate 100 episodes of the show. There will be games, festivities and donation goals and a fun time will surely be had by all. Come pop by my twitch stream at http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod and say howdy if that sounds like a fun time for you.
Thank you for listening and hopefully see you there!
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[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.
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In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy.
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Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.
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Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.
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Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
Taylor Michaels as Interrupting Bar Patron
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David Ault
Moss
Arson
Ayne
Elias
Ceci
Quinn Valentine
Niki The Unicorn
Pupperoo
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The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.
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Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait?
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Happy New Year!
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What if he does know something important? What if I do?
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Michelle Kan as Marissa
Kevin Berrey as Ryan
Ben Rowe as Felix
Cole Weavers as Cole
Jamie Petronis as Matt
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter
Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
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Happy Holidays.
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This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?
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...Did I say something wrong?
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Happy holidays! Movies With Michael is a movie discussion podcast starring Michael Walters and featuring guests... mostly other Mikes. If you like the show, considering supporting WOE.BEGONE on patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .
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a beattape for you to put on in the background while youre enjoying the holidays
available on bandcamp as a free download, available on streaming services soon
1. waking up earlier every day
2. how to play woe.begone online for free
3. where my thoughts escaping
4. hoping i was all alone
5. possum
6. kristin in black sharpie
7. tell the resting lion to roll over
8. "drive careful" as your mother would say
9. the american bison
10. and full of sleep and full of sleep and full of sleep
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Is this an emergency or not?
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Ed Man? M-Dawg?
LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:
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Jamie Petronis as Matt
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL KICKSTARTER
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I don’t have much of a choice but to cooperate, do I?
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Season 8 continues next week.
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Lyrics:
Lately I’ve
been dreaming my
tongue was swollen,
bitten, eaten out,
oh, but they were kind,
they left me with my
eyes, soft and closed
and moving,
generating movies,
a shame to go to waste
if there’s nothing I can say.
If you’d like to be replaced,
we can replace you.
I was holding out,
you were managing your doubt
so well until now,
so well until now,
but I was holding out,
you were managing your doubt
so well until now,
oh, well until later,
but I won’t control my fast cascading temper
forever.
Were the trees shivering?
Or are you hiding in them?
Makeshift shelter
for inclement weather,
an eye in the sky over my head,
or are you leaving me for dead?
Frost forming out here
while I search,
light pouring in the corners
illuminates my breath,
dissolves every circumstance.
If you’d like to be replaced,
you could’ve fooled me.
I was holding out,
shelter held under the clouds
so well until now,
so well until now,
I was holding out,
shelter held under clouds
so well until now,
oh well, rebuild later,
but I can’t control how fast they fell the timber
forever.
Call off the dogs,
call off the knocks,
I know you sent them,
I could use a little privacy,
call off the ambulance,
call off the avalanche,
you know I give into my paranoia easily.
Where are you going?
I know it’s you at my door
and I know what you want.
I was holding out,
checking locks and standing ground,
so well until now,
so well until now,
I was holding out,
so well until now,
checking locks and standing ground,
oh well, you’ll find me later,
but I can’t control my finger on the button
forever.
Call off the dogs,
call off the knocks,
call off the search for answers,
call off the graceless fruitless chase,
call off the dogs.
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No, really, who are you?
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What did you do to me?
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress and experimentation. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains some loud noises, the timestamps for which will be in the description.]
LOUD NOISE WARNING: 19:20 - 19:50
CREDITS:
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you...
On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.
One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?
Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:
Hell Gate City
Malevolent
Nowhere, On Air
Out of the Ashes
Parkdale Haunt
The Cellar Letters
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
The Night Post
The Storage Papers
The Town Whispers
Wake of Corrosion
WOE.BEGONE
CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.
Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.
9️⃣🔪🔪🕛
TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
CREDITS:
WOE.BEGONE
"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs.
CW: gore, animal death
Website: www.woebegonepod.com
_________________________
OUT OF THE ASHES
“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.
CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore
Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com
_________________________
THE NIGHT POST
"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg
CW: animal peril, drowning
Website: nightpostpod.com
_________________________
NOWHERE, ON AIR
“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)
CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.
Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co
_________________________
HELL GATE CITY
“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, with music by Cheska Navarro.
CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids
Website: www.hellgatecity.com
_________________________
THE STORAGE PAPERS
“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.
Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).
Music credits available in the transcript.
CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)
Website: www.thestoragepapers.com
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It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason...
On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.
One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?
Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:
Hell Gate City
Malevolent
Nowhere, On Air
Out of the Ashes
Parkdale Haunt
The Cellar Letters
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
The Night Post
The Storage Papers
The Town Whispers
Wake of Corrosion
WOE.BEGONE
CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.
Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.
9️⃣🔪🔪🕛
TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
CREDITS:
MALEVOLENT
“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie.
CW: insects, gore
Malevolent
Website: www.malevolent.ca
_________________________
THE CELLAR LETTERS
“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster
CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds
Website: www.thecellarletters.com
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WAKE OF CORROSION
“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.
CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language
Website: wakeofcorrosion.com
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THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO
“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).
CWs: fire, home invasion
Website: www.somewhereohio.com
_________________________
THE TOWN WHISPERS
“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers
CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets
Website: www.thetownwhispers.com
_________________________
PARKDALE HAUNT
“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.
Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.
CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasion
Website: www.parkdalehaunt.com
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What if it isn't simple?
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Mikey, Mike, and Michael sit around the campfire, play some tunes, and tell some scary stories in the woods. Happy Halloween.
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How many years until you and he…?
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:
17:35 - 17:42
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When Dorian goes on a ghost tour in the abandoned town of Wolford, they see more than they ever wanted to see.
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Hey guys. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz has joined the Rusty Quill Network! If you aren't familiar, the Rusty Quill Network is why that guy says "Rusty Quill Presents..." at the beginning of every episode of WOE.BEGONE. In addition to that cool intro, the Rusty Quill Network provides me with opportunities to reach new audiences and expand the show in new and interesting ways. Speaking of: season 2 is already underway and I am excited about the directions it is going in. Expect more of that soon.
If you haven’t listened to The Diary Of Aliza Schultz yet, now is a great time to start. The whole first season plus 2 episodes of the second season are available wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as of today, the 2022 Aliza Schultz Halloween special is available in both the WOE.BEGONE and Aliza Schultz feeds. It's called "A Single Night In Wolford" and it's a standalone story, so you don't have to listen to the rest of The Diary Of Aliza Schultz to understand it.
To reiterate, The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is on its own RSS feed, so seek it out wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as with WOE.BEGONE, nothing is going to change about the show other than my ability to make it better. I am still fully independent in my creative vision. With that being said, enjoy The Diary Of Aliza Schultz and the new Halloween special.
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What are you getting up to, exactly?
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Are you ready to come back?
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On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.
This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.
NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:
Hell Gate City
Malevolent
Nowhere, On Air
Out of the Ashes
Parkdale Haunt
The Cellar Letters
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
The Night Post
The Storage Papers
The Town Whispers
Wake Of Corrosion
WOE.BEGONE
On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.
See you then.
The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie
Guest starring Alexander Newall
Series Art by Nathan Lunsford
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Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death
Starring:
Harlan Guthrie
Rat Grimes
Jeremy Enfinger
Nathan Lunsford
Rae Lundberg
Jess Syratt
Shaun Pellington
Kevin Berrey
Dylan Griggs
Vincent C. Davis
Alex Nursall
Emily Kellogg
Jamie Petronis
Cole Weavers
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Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.
LYRICS:
This is my first night
moonlighting as a walking stick
so forgive me if I start to break
in the moments you are frail
I will try my best to be
more than just a mirror
Trying as I might
having other goals
splitting up my time
apologies if I
wasn’t meant to bear
weight as great as this
for very long
I was not enough
to stop our bulky baskets
from falling in the river
I was not enough
to stop out lazy futures
from ticking away
inside our heads
modicum of salt
spread on the ground
thought that you would flinch
but you didn’t
terror in the eyes
terra firma now
I think that I’m why
the plants aren’t growing
and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing
but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands
because I needed one to steady up my body
battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win
until I sink into the permafrost again
I was not enough
to salvage every vessel
with rations meant to fill us up
I was not enough
to demand a permanent end
to the breeze that threw us off
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We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:
1:49
1:53
3:00
8:13-8:19
30:45 - 30:52
35:33 - 35:47
38:28 - 38:34
41:42 - 41:28
Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.
CREDITS:
Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
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The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Petronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.
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Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.
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If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com
The album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself.
The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet.
So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday.
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We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.
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Even a cowboy misses sometimes.
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You never stop by to see how we're doing.
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Real products and services for your real life.
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Our imaginations are worse than the truth.
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Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.
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I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.
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I feel like we ended up back at square one.
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I am about to do something to you that I regret.
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I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.
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21:25 - 21:32
23:20 - 23:26
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Hey guys. I wanted to give you a special little bonus treat in the WOE.BEGONE feed this week. Namely, I wanted to take a second to promote a fellow Rusty Quill Network podcast that I’ve been digging lately, Ostium. If you’re a fan of WOE.BEGONE, you’ll find that Ostium is right up your alley. It even begins with a game of Geoguessr, my favorite game. I already know you like shows that start out with mysterious online games that turn into something even more mysterious and expansive, so check out Ostium Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts and at http://www.ostiumpodcast.com. Without further ado, here is Ostium episode 1 – Population Zero.
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We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.
The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one.
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. More of season 2 coming soon, wherever you listen to podcasts.
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Have we reached an agreement?
Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing.
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The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. The metatext is the text. You do not need to have listened to WOE.BEGONE to understand the story. It is contained within itself.
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I see him like that when I close my eyes.
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new recruits.
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Mike Walters and associates are not the only people making plans.
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we're on vacation.
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It didn't hurt.
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Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing.
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Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.
Lyrics:
I’m not afraid
Of the endless days,
One eye open as I float along
The surface keeping guard,
And I hope I’m wrong
That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon
And I wonder what it is you see
A core beyond the pageantry.
At this point I might be
A relegated curiosity
An oddity from your past
Would you look at me?
"Would you look at that!"
Hoarfrost in the morning
Surely some must die
Freezing over overnight
But I’ll donate my warmth and
My hands will keep you safe
The cold will wither while we wait
But surely some must die
But surely some must die
But surely some must die
How do they handle it?
But surely some must die
But surely some must die
How do I handle it?
You are casting shadows with your blood,
I see them when I plunge,
If I can smell you in the ocean,
Then they can smell you in the ocean,
Eliminate the feeble consciousness
That gave me confidence to kill,
Instinct over will,
Diamond against diamond you are
Mercifu,l I will
Grab you in my jaws to hold you.
I will grab you in my jaws to hold you,
But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you.
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if you want the ball thrown, you gotta bring it back.
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blind hands on different parts of the elephant.
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i'm looking for a fella, name of mike walters?
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you protest with whatever you have.
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ahoy there!
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I hope you're reading this.
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Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!"
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Are you ready?
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Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace.
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Ornery.
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There are a million mysteries inside of Oldbrush Valley. Marissa and Ravi are going to get to the bottom of at least one of them.
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Thanks to the wonders of time travel, there are finally more than 24 hours per day to get things done. Dreaming can wait. Who knows what's possible if you break the traditional 24 hour day and set your own hours? And that's not even the wildest part!
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Where are we going? This is supposed to be our time off.
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I was fond of telling you
Anything that you would tell me to.
I can tell where anything is buried,
Notches in a forked branch,
Can’t you see?
The dowsing is pointing me.
Collecting underground,
Filling in and filing out,
Right into the leaves,
Obfuscating holes in ground.
Looking up from the trap that you set,
Let me out, you cowards, I’m not finished yet.
Knowing I could find you anywhere,
I took a souvenir
And I got out of there,
Lnowing I could find you anywhere
Made it easy to forget
Who I used to be when I said
What I meant.
I thought that once I mourned it would be gone
But I was wrong,
It stretches to the forest I came out of,
Weathered any storm in those trees,
Comfort from the infinitesimality,
That clings to me.
Now without you,
It all falls apart.
Not above dealing damage myself, I
Cut them down and piled them up to keep me dry.
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It's all connected. Or it isn't. I've lost track.
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You've seen Mike, you've seen Mikey, you've seen Michael. Now, from the makers of the original Mike Walters comes the all-new, "improved," O.V.E.R. Mike!
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Here is a small sample of the perks that come with becoming a WOE.BEGONE patron. If you want to support the show and get access to even more early episodes, instrumentals, Q&As, Cat Clips, Director's Commentaries, and more, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .
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The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48
December Q&A: 28:58
COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34
The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36
Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19
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This New Math is starting to get out of hand.
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We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be.
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Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence, as well as a description of scientific experimentation on animals. Listener discretion is advised.]
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It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Where would WOE.BEGONE be without the support of these wonderful and affordable products and services?
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.
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Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
(Next week will be an intermission episode. Season 5 starts on December 15th.)
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.
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Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house.
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.
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Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet.
[Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Skip the intro announcement: 1:37
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.
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Mike's back.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska...
WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Loud noises at the following times:
9:50 - 9:52
21:14 - 21:16
22:45 - 22:55
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On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.
Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:
Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca)
WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com)
Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co)
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com)
The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com)
The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com)
The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com)
Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com)
Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com)
CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.
8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.
16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.
27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.
CW: Violence, injury
35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.
CW: Death, drowning
44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.
52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.
Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.
Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).
CW: Discussion of murder and suicide
1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.
1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.
1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.
Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com).
Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).
Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado
https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259
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One taught me love, one amputation, one killed a pig, I'm so amazing.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one.
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted.
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An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one.
WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week.
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Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option.
(Next week will be an intermission!)
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WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz
TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com
TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
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LOUD NOISES AT:
16:23 - 17:00
19:17 - 19:41
Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel, Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erin G, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tom P, and weiing.
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Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel, Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.
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Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs?
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel, Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Isabel Wilson, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.
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Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel, Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.
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Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
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WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure.
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Lyrics:
Walking home I am a little tired
you would mistake me for anyone
It was a heavenly body before I was anything
I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me
in a desperate hum
I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm)
I was saying
the decline
was coming shortly
I can not predict the future
but I’m not trying
oh I’m not trying
I mean do you really have to wonder
what kind of person gets in so far?
The sky was streaked with anger
across the middle like a scar
and I was living wrong with that
always ready to finish
dispossessed from an ending
I swear is near
It’s a miracle
transcended on the floor
where the dirt is
I am having too much
fun with it
I’m supposed to be serious
spilling out an infection into open wounds
the bark of a tree to cure what ails
I never intended to defend myself
I gave it what it wants and that was it
I gave it what it wants
and that was it.
I mean do you really have to wonder
what kind of person gets in so far?
The sky was streaked with anger
across the middle like a scar
and I was living wrong with that
always ready to finish
dispossessed from an ending
I swear is near
Walking home I am a little tired
you would mistake me for anyone.
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Where am I?
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it.
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
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This is a remake of episode 1 of WOE.BEGONE, "Participant Observation." I rewrote and rerecorded the episode to better reflect where the show is now for new listeners. It will replace the original episode 1 in the feed on Friday, at which point that version will be available as a Patreon exclusive, so download the original this week if you want to keep it as a piece of history. Thanks for listening. Episode 35 will premiere on Wednesday.
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Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking.
[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised. This episode also contains sudden loud noises. If you would like the timestamps for those noises, they are available in the description.]
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Sudden noises:
17:35 - 17:50
24:02 - 24:08
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Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies.
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls?
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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We're getting out of here, come hell or high water.
[Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.]
Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
Warning for noises:
1:36-1:45
15:21-15:28
15:32-15:38
15:51-15:56
16:18-16:25
16:47-16:53
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
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Lyrics:
I was hoping you would
ignore the faultlines
and pass over the flags
that say who I am
so I built us a nest
a soft enclosure
I was painted glass
I was born when you were
(so if it hurts I'll know it’s true)
And I would hate to be the one
stuck in past, lost in his tracks
and I would hate to be the one
groveling for a second glance
but I could even rival that
and I have grown so spiteful that
even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down
that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground
it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know
a towering over you
I am full of age, I am coming for you
hoping you are stronger than I’m used to
it was silent death until the silence broke
until the tongue broke through the teeth I know
it was not hard to make myself known
over feet of sediment and soil
so we plant ourselves where we always did
so we’d always be here for it
if I witness much, let me witness this
a terrible idea, I admit
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It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda...
Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts.
The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .
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Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do.
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Home where my thought's escapin'
Home where my music's playin'
Home where my love lies waitin'
Silently for me.
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What's on the other side of the wall?
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[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain.
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This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks.
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I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.
Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack.
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Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding.
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This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it.
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Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!
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Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate...
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Who’s down for an all-nighter?
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The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week.
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Or Al, if I can call you Betty.
[This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.
[This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in?
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[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.]
There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.
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This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends.
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Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place.
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And now, a word from our sponsors.
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When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.
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Roadtrip!
[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.
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[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.]
The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.
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Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.
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A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.
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A song with some familiar themes.
I was never giving in
I was never giving up
I was never
I always favor less-than-hallowed ground
a trick to make the holy stay inside
sirens made a mess of what I found
so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground
I always favor less-than-hallowed ground
so neighbors don’t report what they have heard
even those without belief keep their heads down
I always favor less-than-hallowed ground
I’m still here
Sterilized and hoping
That if I am a wound
I’m not the type to ever heal.
I have found
the worst will drag us down
but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve
and I have found
that if you’re gonna drown
it’s best to hold your breath
starting now.
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[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]
Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?
The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.
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[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.]
Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.
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[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]
Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.
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[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.]
Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!
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[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.]
I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.
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Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?
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