Who Are These Guys?

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MomTok, Montauk, and Mormon Mayhem Jun 04, 2025

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Welcome to WATG? (Who Are These Guys?) - your favorite podcast where sarcasm sizzles hotter than a Times Square hot dog cart in August.

In this week’s episode, Jesse, JK, and Kurt dig deep into the TikTok trenches of Mormon mom influencers, plot a semi-legal rave adventure to Montauk (because why not), and spiral into some good ol’ New York neuroticism over espresso orders and end-of-life hypotheticals. It's unfiltered, it's chaotic, it's oddly therapeutic.

Whether you're binge-watching Hulu trash or wondering what your DJ name should be, you're in the right place.

Timestamps:

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] Mormon MomTok Madness & Swinger Scandals

[12:47] Can JK Survive a Brooklyn Rave on Molly?

[24:15] Drive-Thru Shenanigans, DJ Bunt, and Montauk Mayhem

[30:55] Outro – Existential dread, espresso confessions, and plans for a boys' retreat (that probably won't happen)

She Climbs 40 Feet for Fun. We Panicked Watching Her. May 23, 2025

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Welcome back to Who Are These Guys?—the only podcast where fear of heights and fear of adulthood collide mid-climb. In this episode, we sit down with Erika, a self-proclaimed "part-dirtbag, part-responsible adult," who casually scales 40-foot climbing walls like they’re escalators. Meanwhile, Kurt’s knees are buckling and JK’s already Googling “is there a height limit for excuses?”

We talk rock climbing, fear of failure, how not to belay your ex, the existential dread of parenthood, and why adrenaline therapy might be cheaper (and better) than actual therapy. Erika breaks down the difference between bouldering, lead climbing, and what happens when your gear says “nah, I’m out.” It’s funny, terrifying, weirdly inspirational—and somehow still mostly safe.

If you’ve ever looked at a climbing wall and thought “that looks like a lawsuit,” this episode’s for you.

🎧 Timestamps:

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] "You’re Not an Adult, You Just Pay Bills" — Aging, Adulthood & Feeling Like a Fraud

[12:47] Erika’s Climbing Origin Story & The 40-Foot Revelation

[24:15] Trust Issues, Broken Gear, and Wild Climbing Confessions

[30:55] Outro (with bonus pigeon paranoia)

The Gummy Era, Wrestling Nostalgia, and Diddy’s Jury Dilemma May 15, 2025

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Welcome back to WATG, where the sarcasm’s thick, the takes are unfiltered, and the vibes are somewhere between a deli line fight and a conspiracy theory thread. In this episode, Vin and Kurt spiral gloriously through:

💊 The rise of the gummy supplement mafia - creatine, vitamins, Cialis…if you can chew it, you can sell it.

🤼‍♂️ Nostalgic wrestling rants - from Ultimate Warrior worship to questioning the tight spandex choices of yesteryear.

⚖️ Diddy's legal spiral - can fame outpace justice, and will there ever be a jury that hasn't heard the remix?

Plus: bowel movements, Nick’s playoff rollercoaster, animal kingdom death matches, and the real cost of private jets. Oh, and if you're still wiping from the front, we need to talk.

🕰️ Timestamps

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] Are You Wiping Like a Savage? (Bathroom Talk Gets Philosophical)

[12:47] Gummies, Creatine, and the Return of Testosterone

[24:15] Wrestling Nostalgia & the Homoerotic Undertones of the WWF

[30:55] Diddy's Jury Dilemma & the Fame-to-Prison Pipeline

[45:42] Private Jets, TSA Rants, and the Airport Molester Problem

[59:33] Endangered Species, Ivory Keys & Elephant Assassins

[1:12:12] Can 100 Men Kill a Gorilla?

[1:25:50] Outro (Sort of. It spirals…you know the drill.)

We'd Retire Tomorrow If We Had $5 Million May 07, 2025

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Welcome back to WATG, where the sarcasm is thick, the dreams are expensive, and the conversations sound like you’re eavesdropping on three guys at a Long Island diner at 2 a.m. after a funeral and a fifth of bourbon.

In this episode, Vince, Kurt, and JK dive headfirst into the fantasy of quitting it all if someone handed them a crisp $5 million check. Spoiler alert: they wouldn't exactly be sipping cocktails in the Maldives—they’d probably still be arguing about whether Staten Island tap water causes memory loss or just bad attitudes.

From sleep-deprived rants about money anxiety to philosophical debates on whether they'd help people or just buy a really nice grill, this one’s packed with painfully relatable insights and inappropriate jokes. Plus: stories about drunk coworkers, Disney trip trauma, shady water filtration schemes, and the kind of travel math that only makes sense when you're running on coffee and four hours of sleep.

If you've ever wanted to know how $5 million could save your soul—or destroy your sanity—this episode's for you.

[00:00] Intro – JK's back and the glue is still drying

[05:23] $5 Million: Freedom or Fantasy?

[12:47] Sleepless nights, money stress, and adulting on hard mode

[24:15] Travel rage, Disney dads, and caffeine-fueled road trips

[30:55] Outro – Existential dread, but make it funny

$200,000 Weddings and Other Terrible Ideas May 01, 2025

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Welcome back to WATG - where bad decisions are discussed like fine art.

In this episode, "$200,000 Weddings and Other Terrible Ideas," your favorite bunch of professional complainers - Kurt, Vin, Jesse, and Sal Zo - tackle life's most baffling disasters: overpriced weddings, raising teenagers, getting mauled by dogs (but not without a fight), freestyle music’s rise and fall, and why HomeGoods is a psychological torture chamber for anyone with undiagnosed ADHD.

Expect sarcasm so thick you’ll need a machete to get through it, and hot takes hotter than a summer day on the Belt Parkway.

Timestamps:

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] $200,000 Weddings: Worth it or felony-level stupid?

[12:47] Growing Up Sicilian: Food, funerals, and freestyle music

[24:15] Dog fights, HomeGoods anxiety, and surviving Long Island life

[30:55] Dating apps, fake photos, and why the world is finished

[1:02:40] Being a parent: noise, chloroform, and children in the wild

[1:19:15] The fall of freestyle music and the golden era of bad lyrics

[1:34:20] Getting drugged before Easter (spoiler: not with holy water)

[1:52:45] Outro - racism, robots, and other things we’ll get canceled for

The Girth Masterr and Other Internet Legends Apr 23, 2025

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Step right up and witness the digital circus you didn’t know you needed. In this week’s episode of WATG, Kurt, Vin, Jesse, and JK dive headfirst into the deep, dark, and delightfully dumb corners of the internet. From blind drivers and horny priests to werewolf trauma and the actual Girth Masterr (don’t Google it at work), this episode is a chaotic blend of New York sarcasm, locker room therapy, and barbershop banter.

We talk Trump’s NFL combine numbers, fight club recruitment techniques, the psychology of Will Smith, and why mushrooms are both the answer and the end. Also, Kurt might have started a cult and someone has a spreadsheet of Starbucks bathroom codes.

Yeah, it's that kind of episode.

Whether you're driving to Florida dodging blind drivers, or just need a reason to never microwave fish at work again - this one’s for you. Buckle up.

📍 Timestamps

[00:00] Intro – Blind drivers and spiritual chaos

[05:23] Elvis, Tourette’s, and accidental Spanish

[12:47] Sexed-in or jumped-in: Vince joins the team

[24:15] Trump’s 6’3” physique and Baron’s Batman potential

[30:55] Outro – Cults, werewolves, and internal monologues

He Ran the NYC Marathon with Creed in One Ear Apr 14, 2025

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In this episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts JK, Jesse, and Kurt sit down with Taylor Frisch of OG Training Academy for an engaging conversation packed with insights on high-intensity workouts, the benefits of kratom and kava, and advanced recovery methods like peptides and cryotherapy.

They also delve into Taylor's experience running the New York City Marathon and discuss the pros and cons of new recovery trends like ozempic.

Other topics include celebrity culture, featuring Will Smith and Tom Cruise, and a fun 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' game with billionaires Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Elon Musk. Don't miss this informative and entertaining episode!

00:04 Secret Gas Station and Yoga Challenges

03:02 Cyber Truck and Body Storage

04:22 Gilgo Beach Murders and Netflix Documentary

09:16 Fitness Classes and Personal Training

15:46 Ice Baths and Cryotherapy

27:49 Gym Branding and Expansion Plans

32:07 Hyrox Race Format

34:24 Personal Experience with Hyrox

36:14 Marathon Reflections

37:40 Training and Coaching Insights

41:49 Cardio vs. Bodybuilding

49:17 Celebrity Culture and Fame

55:10 Peptides and Performance Enhancement

01:05:27 Humorous Debates and Conclusion

Modern Life Is Breaking People Apr 07, 2025

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In this episode of Who Are These Guys?, JK, Jesse, and Kurt unpack the emotional gut-punch that is Netflix’s Adolescence—a show that holds up a mirror to everything that’s quietly breaking us in modern life.

We get into it all: the isolation hidden behind screen time, the chaos of algorithmic influence, and why the so-called “freedom” of the digital age often feels like a trap.

The hosts reflect on their own adolescence vs. what kids are up against today, and how a generation raised online is navigating identity, connection, and constant comparison.

From school systems and group chats to parental pressure and cultural overstimulation, this conversation explores the question: What’s the cost of a life that never lets you be still?

Expect hot takes, personal stories, social commentary, and more than a few moments that hit way too close to home.

If you’ve ever felt like you’re constantly running but never arriving, this one’s for you.

01:00 Spring Cleaning and Big Changes

01:31 Discussing a Deep TV Show

05:22 The Impact of Technology on Society

07:23 The Education System and Its Flaws

26:08 Parenting Challenges and School Issues

34:16 The Influence of Media and Culture

39:34 Balancing Effort and Relaxation

40:45 Near Car Accident Experience

45:26 Control and Personal Preferences

51:54 Future Plans and Goals

59:24 Phone Mishaps and Reflections

01:02:43 Late Night Thoughts and TV Shows

Back in the Chair, Back in the Fight Mar 31, 2025

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🚨 The boys are back and no one’s safe—not your coffee shop, not your streaming service, not even your childhood trauma.

In this episode of “Who Are These Guys?”, JK returns to the mic after a brief hiatus, and it's clear he didn’t come back to play nice.

Jesse and Kurt welcome him with the kind of warm sarcasm that only New Yorkers can deliver—with a side of espresso and existential dread.

We get a full rundown on Mooney’s redemption arc (spoiler: the cookies slapped), the subtle art of getting upsold by your body type, and which White Lotus characters are walking red flags.

Other highlights include:

Debates on high school production budgets (hint: not enough money, too much trauma).

Why Bill Burr deserves a Nobel Prize in Emotional Male Commentary.

Jesse’s cortisol spike mystery and why mornings feel like a panic attack wearing a bathrobe.

A vulnerable, unhinged, and somehow beautiful dive into crying, catharsis, and caffeinated self-awareness.

Oh, and yes—they talk about the fight. Gloves off, feelings on.

⏰ Timestamps

00:00 Introduction and White Lotus Discussion

00:45 Fashion and Personal Style

01:29 Coffee Shop Stories and Apologies

03:35 Workplace Dynamics and Barista Skills

05:59 Podcasting and Listening Habits

09:07 TV Shows and Movie Reviews

33:01 The Rise of Teen Culture in the 80s

33:40 Iconic 80s Movies and Their Impact

34:43 Behind the Scenes of 'Pretty in Pink'

36:00 The Evolution of Scandal in Media

37:32 Discussion on 'White Lotus'

48:28 Morning Routines and Personal Productivity

01:02:25 The Importance of Taking Breaks and Vacations

01:04:55 Emotional Vulnerability and Crying

01:10:34 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell

How Hot Yoga Broke Us… And Then Fixed Us Mar 24, 2025

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Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Guys – where we take on new experiences, push our limits, and then complain about it afterward like true New Yorkers.

This time, we sweat out our egos (and probably a few bad life decisions) in the sweltering inferno that is hot yoga.

Jesse & Kurt sit down with Nicole & Chris from Just Breathe Yoga Studio in Massapequa and Sayville, NY. The Who Are These Guys crew threw themselves into a scorching 90-minute session that had us questioning our life choices, our flexibility, and whether we’d make it out alive.

What started as a casual fitness experiment quickly became an existential crisis—because nothing says "I need to reevaluate my life" quite like trying to touch your toes in a 105-degree room.

We break down:

✔️ The brutal reality of Inferno Hot Pilates vs. traditional yoga

✔️ Why breathing (correctly) is the difference between passing out and making it through

✔️ How COVID changed the yoga world and led to some underground, back-alley yoga sessions (yes, really)

✔️ Bikram’s wild history and how the practice survived despite its controversial founder

✔️ How martial arts, breathwork, and yoga intersect in the pursuit of mental and physical mastery

✔️ And of course, why King Pigeon might be the best boxing nickname of all time

If you’ve ever wondered if hot yoga is a life-changing practice or just a slow-cooked torture method, this episode is for you. Buckle up, hydrate, and let’s get into it.

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00:00 Introduction to Inferno Class

01:00 Facing the Heat

03:29 The Popularity of Inferno Hot Pilates

05:19 Understanding Different Yoga Practices

08:46 Breathing Techniques and Martial Arts

24:23 Injuries and Recovery Stories

30:50 The Secret to Success

31:51 Turning Around Yoga Studios

33:17 Transition from Corporate America

38:15 Building a Yoga Community