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S10: Episode 494 - The Terminal Jul 14, 2020

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On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza takes a layover to JFK to chat about Steven Spielberg's low stakes sap-fest, The Terminal! Why doesn't Tucci's character get his at the end? Why couldn't Catherine Zeta-Jones play an investigative reporter who breaks Viktor's story instead of a flight attendant that does nothing? And on what planet is this guy getting a New York City airport Burger King cheeseburger for 74 cents in 2004? PLUS: Memento, except it's ketchup packets instead of insulin!

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The Terminalstars Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Stanley Tucci, Chi McBride, Diego Luna, Barry Shabaka Henley, Kumar Pallana, and Zoe Saldana; directed by Steven Spielberg.

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MELR0210 #30 - Melrose Place "House of God" Jul 10, 2020

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On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "House of God"! Originally airing November 11th, 1992, this game-changing episode features the debut of Daphne Zuniga as mysterious New York photographer Jo Reynolds, Allison kicking a dryer, Billy watching Allison sleep, Rhonda moving her entire apartment in a morning, Jake having shower trouble, and Michael and Jane poorly handling a domestic violence situation.

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Animation Damnation - The Mask (PREVIEW) Jul 08, 2020

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This month on AD, the guys are chatting about the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, The Mask! The episode in question, "Mr. Mask Goes to Washington," originally aired September 24th, 1996 and features The Mask getting obsessed over crab–WHOA SOMEBODY STOPPED YOU! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access this show along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content!

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S10: Episode 493 - The Mask Jul 07, 2020

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On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Edge City where the gang has a spirited chat about the 1994 Jim Carrey smash hit, The Mask! Why couldn't the studio let this be closer to the Hard R content of the comic? Was this film responsible for the return of swing music? And how exhausted must Jim Carrey have been for like, all of 1995-98? PLUS: Freddy Krueger and The Mask... the same person?

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The Mask stars Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, Richard Jeni, and Reg E. Cathey; directed by Chuck Russell.

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MELR0210 #29 - 90210 "East Side Story" Jul 02, 2020

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On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "East Side Story"! Originally airing February 14th, 1991, this episode features Brandon being "shockingly" ignorant about race relations in Los Angeles, Jim and Cindy throwing a party for a new client, Brenda and the gang getting some free bathing suits, David Silver bothering M.C. Hammer's receptionist, and yet another Brandon Girl-of-the-Week we'll never see again!

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S10: Episode 492 - The Expendables Jun 30, 2020

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This week on the program, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Team-Up Town with a discussion all about the first film in a trilogy of dried out beef, The Expendables! What's going on with Stallone's facial hair in this movie? How many of the Expendables are the "Knife Guy" on the team? Was that really just Jet Li asking Sly for a raise? And look at all those gasoline trenches! PLUS: Somebody! Call! Dudikoff!

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The Expendables stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger; directed by Sylvester Stallone.

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MELR0210 #28 - Melrose Place "Drawing the Line" Jun 26, 2020

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We close out another week in quarantine with a MELR0210 episode all about the Melrose Place entry, "Drawing the Line"! Originally airing November 4, 1992, this episode features Allison's relationship with Keith hitting the skids when Keith's wife shows up, Billy asking Allison to go back out in the rain to pick him up dinner, Rhonda getting a ridiculous roommate that may or may not be an alien, Matt asking his parents for money for the lawsuit, Michael fixing a roof tile or two, Jane getting into it with Allison over her relationship with Keith, and Keith being a total coward about the whole thing! PLUS: Captain Picard books some time in the Mel Rowe's Place holosuite program!

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S10: Episode 491 - Shrek the Third Jun 23, 2020

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On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang reaches their, apparently annual it seems, Shrek-tacular episode—this year covering the heinous Shrek the Third! Why did we need to see Shrek's nipples multiple times? Who thought bringing Arthurian Legend into the franchise was a good idea? And why do so many animation studios feel the need to cram celebrities into minor roles, stealing voice work away from hard-working voice actors? PLUS: Shrek gets cast as Patrick Bateman over Christian Bale and the results are... something!

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Shrek the Third stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Rupert Everett, Eric Idle, and Justin Timberlake; directed by Chris Miller and Raman Hui.

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MELR0210 #27 - 90210 "Slumber Party" (with Amir Blumenfeld) Jun 23, 2020

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On the first of TWO MELR0210 episodes this week, the gang welcomes the co-host of If I Were You, host of the NBA super-fan podcast Buckets, and all-around good dude, Amir Blumenfeld to chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Slumber Party"! Originally airing January 31st, 1991, this episode has Brenda hosting a Women's Conference/slumber party at the Walsh residence, Kelly opening up about a tragic event that everyone immediately ignores, Donna being dull as dirt, Andrea bearing her soul as awkwardly as possible, a friend of Kelly's destroying everything in her path like a social tornado, and Steve and Brandon getting conned by two lovely ladies! PLUS: David Silver stars in, Beyond Wacky Hi-jinks!

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MELR0210 #26 - Melrose Place "Dreams Come True" Jun 19, 2020

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We roll into the weekend with one more MELR0210 episode, this time talking about the Melrose Place episode, "Dreams Come True!" Originally airing October 28th, 1992, this episode features Allison really getting confused over her affair with Keith, Billy standing up for Allison, Sandy getting a big role on a soap and leaving forever, Jake shrugging his shoulders over Sandy leaving, Rhonda celebrating Sandy's exit, Michael and Jane doing nothing, and Matt being assaulted for being gay, a plot point the show doesn't give enough air time. PLUS: Keith and Allison adopt middle-aged Dennis Farina!

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