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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #21 - Lowbacca (PREVIEW) Sep 18, 2020

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On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about a completely useless character, Chewbacca's deadbeat nephew, Lowbacca! Why give him that awful nickname? Did Chris once meet Lowie at—::excited wookie noise::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access not only this show, but hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!

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S11: Episode 504 - Double Jeopardy Sep 15, 2020

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On this week's episode, the gang continues to celebrate this unofficial Stay Tuned month with a chat about the incredibly ridiculous thriller Double Jeopardy! How about this garbage trailer giving up the entire film in under three minutes? Hey, way to c-block that art phony, Bruce Greenwood! And why didn't Ashley Judd's character think. to. get. a. haircut?! PLUS: What is with that Kentucky Fried Accent on Mr. Devereaux?

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Double Jeopardy stars Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood, and Annabeth Gish; directed by Bruce Beresford.

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Animation Damnation - Garfield and Friends (PREVIEW) Sep 11, 2020

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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang has a long overdue chat about a show they thought they remembered fondly, Garfield and Friends! The episode in question, "Binky Gets Cancelled!/U.S. Acres: Show Stoppers/Cutie and the Beast," originally aired back on October 7th, 1989 and features a terrifying—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock not only this show, but hours and hours and hours of exclusive WHM content that's unavailable anywhere else!

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S11: Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers Sep 08, 2020

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On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers! Why couldn't Louis Gossett Jr's character be some kind of disgruntled Vietnam veteran? What's with this phone sex hangout? And just look at all the banana hammocks in this movie! PLUS: Did the Cannon Film Group assist in the special effects department?

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Toy Soldiers stars Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, Andrew Divoff, R. Lee Ermey, Mason Adams, Denholm Elliot, Michael Champion, and Louis Gossett Jr.; directed by Daniel Petrie Jr.

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The KoЯnkast (Preview) Sep 04, 2020

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On this very special patrons-only presentation, the gang spends close to two hours deconstructing every single track from KoЯn's breakthrough 1998 record, Follow the Leader! Come for the chunky guitars, stay for the—HEY you may Got the Life, but this KoЯnkast is for subscribers only! To experience the entire KoЯnkast, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

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Unlock the Vault: Episode 377 - Ready Player One Sep 01, 2020

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This week on the program, the gang is playing in the sand at Quarantine Beach so they're unlocking the vault to bring Episode 377, Ready Player One to the public! Why is an entire society obsessed with this weird, old man's life? Why didn't this dumb kid use the hover conversion more to his advantage? And could a film dump on The Shining any worse than this dumb sequence? PLUS: Steve reads some... "poetry"!

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Ready Player One stars Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, Lena Waithe, Simon Pegg, and Mark Rylance; directed by Steven Spielberg.

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S10: Episode 502 - While You Were Sleeping (with Chelsea Jupin) Aug 25, 2020

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On the season ten finale, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to celebrate Christmas in August with a chat about While You Were Sleeping! How many false memories does Andrew have about this movie? How long are they slipping on that ice? And should Sandy start slowly poisoning that creepy super? PLUS: This Christmas, While You Were Sleeping 2: The Murderer's Brother!

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While You Were Sleeping stars Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle, Jack Warden, Glynis Johns, Micole Mercurio, Michael Rispoli, Ally Walker, and Monica Keena; directed by Jon Turteltaub.

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S10: Episode 501 - Superman (PREVIEW) Aug 21, 2020

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On this month's We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman! How fantastic are Christopher Reeve's—HEY THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with over 300 hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

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S10: Episode 500 (Part II) - Superman IV Redux Aug 20, 2020

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On the conclusion of WHM's FIVE HUNDREDTH (!!!) episode, the gang is chatting about the spectacular failure that is Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! Did Hackman flat-out refuse to use anything other than his real hair this time? Why sub out Otis for, ugh, Lenny Luthor? And could the producers not agree on a real villain to use, ultimately damning us with Nuclear Man? PLUS: One more HUGE thanks to our fantastic army of listeners and loyal subscribers—there would be no point in doing this without you; your support is what keeps this whole thing moving and encourages us to work harder and create all that much more fun stuff for you all to put in your ears! We thank you for hopping on during the first 500 and we look forward to having you around for the next 500!

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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace stars Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Margot Kidder, Jon Cryer, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Sam Wanamaker, Mariel Hemingway, and Mark Pillow as Nuclear Man; directed by Sidney J. Furie.

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S10: Episode 500 (Part I) - Superman III Redux Aug 18, 2020

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On the 500th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates the big Five Hundo by re-chatting about two outrageously disappointing superhero movies! First up on part one, it's Superman III! Why did they bother writing a fake rich, white guy villain when they couldn't get Hackman? Why couldn't Pryor turn into Braniac by the end? And what is with that garbage comedy intro? PLUS: Tune in this Thursday to hear the second part of our 500th episode where we chat extensively about Superman IV: The Quest for Peace!

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Superman III stars Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Annette O'Toole, Robert Vaughn, Margot Kidder, Gavan O'Herlihy, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Annie Ross, and Pamela Stephenson; directed by Richard Lester.

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