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Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (PREVIEW) Jun 18, 2020

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On this month's AD, the gang is chatting about an incredibly outdated (read: racist) episode of the classic show, Scooby Doo, Where Are You? The episode in question, "Mystery Mask Mix-Up," originally aired September 19th, 1970 and features the gang trying to find a stolen—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" episode of Animation Damnation, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

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S10 Ep490: The Mummy (1999) Jun 16, 2020

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On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang chats about the absolutely delightful (Andrew's words) Stephen Sommers blockbuster, The Mummy!
What did they do to Rachel Weisz's eyebrows in this movie? Could anyone get a headcount on all the hunks? Why couldn't they do more practical effects, especially considering the CGI mummy looks like trash? And should they let anyone know that old man is dead? PLUS: Who would subscribe to our bizarrely-titled Rachel Weisz filmography podcast, Weiszin' the Juice?

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The Mummystars Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin J. O'Connor, Jonathan Hyde, Oded Fehr, and the Wheezin' the Juice Guy himself, Erick Avari; directed by Stephen Sommers.

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MELR0210 #25 - 90210 "One Man and a Baby" Jun 15, 2020

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We kick off another week in quarantine with our first MELR0210 episode of the week and this time we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "One Man and a Baby"! Originally airing January 24th, 1991, this episode features Brandon dating a girl who has a kid, said girl sticking Brandon with babysitting, Jim and Cindy remembering how awful it is to have kids, Brenda and Kelly going skydiving, Steve Sanders actually making an effort, Nat almost throwing up at the thought of Brandon having a kid, and the rest of the cast not appearing in this episode because hey, whatever?! PLUS: Jim Belushi's titular Principal returns to run the wrong-side-of-the-tracks Beverly High!

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MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

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MELR0210 #24 - Melrose Place "Polluted Affairs" Jun 11, 2020

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On the second MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about a ridiculous Allison-centric episode of Melrose Place, "Polluted Affairs"! Originally airing October 21st, 1992, this episode has Allison falling for creepy marine biologist Keith, Billy failing to understand how credit cards and student loans work, Jane trying out Rhonda's aerobics class, Michael turning a bit Crabby Uncle with Billy, Matt getting conned into being the third wheel again, and Jake just sitting around talking smack about baseball! PLUS: Uh-oh, y'all! Sandy's gone missin'!

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S10: Episode 489 - Scooby-Doo Jun 09, 2020

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On this week's episode the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off in high fashion with a discussion on the 2002 live-action adaptation, Scooby-Doo! Why did only half the cast know how to play their characters? Why did Scrappy-Doo need to be in this movie at all? And who authorized this Sugar Ray cameo? PLUS: Wait, Velma helped develop drone strike technology?

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Scooby-Doo stars Linda Cardellini, Matthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Rowan Atkinson, Isla Fisher, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., and Neil Fanning as Scooby; directed by Raja Gosnell

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MELR0210 #23 - 90210 "B.Y.O.B." Jun 08, 2020

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We kick off this week's MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 'sode, "B.Y.O.B."! Originally airing January 10th, 1991, this episode features Brandon and Brenda throwing a raging party, Steve Sanders being a creep bartender, Jim and Cindy getting hit on by a gross couple, Dylan offering some sage advice, Donna dancing with Other Guy, Kelly making some bad booze-fueled decisions, Scott and David trying to sneak into the Walsh Rager, and a pretty decently executed lesson about drunk driving! PLUS: Apologies in advance for "Little Brandon."

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MELR0210 #22 - Melrose Place "A Promise Broken" (Special Commentary Edition) Jun 05, 2020

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On this week's very special sync-able commentary edition of MELR0210, the gang is watching the total whiff of a Melrose Place episode, "A Promise Broken." Originally airing September 30th, 1992, this episode features Jane and Michael suffering a loss and Michael being shitty about it as usual, Billy playing with Alison's bra, Jake breaking and entering, Alison repeating herself for the 30th time about Billy being terrible to her, and Sandy, Rhonda and Matt buying Jane and Michael a dog as a surprise like total jerks!

Please note that you can watch the episode along with us by syncing up your Melrose Place stream to the 00:00:00 time code and hitting PLAY when we say GO. If you have to start over, the commentary starts at this file's time code: 00:05:21. Please note that between 00:29:10 and 00:29:47 there is a longer than usual silence. Don't think we went anywhere! There was a glitch that had to be cut. Happy watching!

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S10: Episode 487 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Jun 03, 2020

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On this week's episode, Pirate Mania finally docks for good as the gang chats about the last (for now) entry in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! Why does Javier Bardem's character design have to have so many weirdo things going on? What's with the wacky Barbossa timeline? And good lord with that heinous de-aging! PLUS: We finally get some actual non-paranormal pirate antics!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales stars Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Geoffrey Rush, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, David Wenham, Stephen Graham, and Kevin McNally as Gibbs; directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg.

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MELR0210 #21 - 90210 "Isn't It Romantic?" Jun 01, 2020

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We kick off another week with some piping hot Beverly Hills, 90210 conversation on an all-new MELR0210! The episode in question, "Isn't It Romantic?" originally aired back on January 3rd, 1991 and features Brenda finally falling for Dylan, Brandon and Dylan fixing Brandon's terrible car, Dylan helping his dad cheese on the Feds, Jim Walsh absolutely not having any of it this week, Cindy also kind of crushing on Dylan, Steve Sanders creeping out a guest speaker at school, Donna participating in a montage, Kelly hooking Brenda up with loads of condoms, and Scott being refused sex ed access by his own mother and David trying to help! PLUS: Did a prime time soap opera actually pull off a successful Very Special Episode?!

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MELR0210 #20 - Melrose Place "Burned" May 29, 2020

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On this week's second MELR0210 entry, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "Burned"! This dull and confused-message episode originally aired September 16th, 1992, and it showcases Billy being racist, Rhonda yelling at Billy for being racist, Jake dealing with his boozy mom crashing on his couch, Sandy interfering with Jake's family problems, Michael being an asshole in a parenting class, Jane being blind to Michael's buffoonery, Alison getting lied to by Billy for the tenth week in a row, and Matt getting another chance to actually acknowledge he's gay! PLUS: Tap Dance + Street Fighting = Robert De Niro kicks!

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