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233. Stop Torturing me with your RACK! Jun 05, 2024

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Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compiled some of the best (and worst in some cases) pickup lines that have been sent in! We are heading to Melbourne to try and find the best chip in the world. We debate the criteria we should be looking for and how we will decide what places need to be visited. Leigh heard a gag recently that he reckons is in the top 5 most overused jokes of all time. This leads to calling out some of the phrases that everyone has heard too much a phrase which makes for an insane laugh! Here is how things went:

01:40 Mrs Gode Text Saga

07:30 Joke of the Week

10:45 Pickup lines

17:25 Chip Trip

24:55 Overused Phrases & Gags

31:45 Reverse Malachi Game

37:20 You're In for An X

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232. Is that a BODY Part?! May 29, 2024

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Leigh presents the boys with a Skin lookalike which even Skin thought was himself! We love Nicknames as you know and we are pretty sure this instalment is incredibly strong. Skin has been on the lookout for some of the dumbest criminals in society, and we have not one... but two requests to name a Queen Bee in our Namestorm segment. You wont BEE-lieve what we came up with (what in the world is up).

02:00 The Tied Footy Game

05:50 Joke of the Week

08:50 Skin Lookalike

12:10 Nicknames

18:25 Dumb Criminals

24:25 Namestorm

32:00 Categories Game

39:00 You're In For An X

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231. How much SAUSAGE do you want?! May 22, 2024

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Mickus is spitting the ... sausage? Not an expression we were familiar with before this week! We had a Joke on the Chocline that has the boys in tears and there is a new segment; Death, Taxes and...

You seem to love that segment! The responses are magnificent. Our latest hypothetical debate is one that brings up some interesting choices. Also, Skin tells a genuinely good joke, which unfortunately left us stumped! He then even leads a new game called 'Overs & Unders'.Here is how things went:

00:45 Listen to the Chocs

02:15 Mickus' Sausage Story

06:10 Joke of the Week

09:25 Death, Taxes and...

16:15 Hypothetical Debate

22:30 Scottie Scheffler

28:15 Over or Under Game

35:05 You're in for an X

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230. That's my wife's UNDERWEAR! May 15, 2024

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Whilst on a run Leigh hears some of the finest parenting out there when a Dad was trying to teach his very young son some new vocabulary! The boys look into Aussie slang after a Choccie listener wrote in asking for help. He didn't ask for our own slang words we use but we also gave that to him. Leigh, Skin and Mickus are taking part in the Gold Coast Marathon again this year and we catch up with them to see how their training is going! We also look into some Actors that play the same characters across multiple movies and some of these blew our minds (glad we said minds). Finally Matt was on the phone for a WWE themed You're a Quizzard Gode. Here is how it went:

00:30 Leigh's note-taking on Parenting

03:55 Joke of the Week

06:55 Aussie Rhyming Slang

15:05 Marathon Training

21:30 Same Actor, Different Character

30:05 You're a Quizzard Gode - Game

38:30 You're in for a X

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229. What's In Your Car for a Rainy Day? May 08, 2024

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We witnessed a very special debut this week when they went to watch the Brisbane Lions play and Leigh is convinced the only person who may be able to achieve a similar debut is Mickus. To clarify this is not because of his talent but more his random collection of items in his car. Gode lost his Whoop Band and has taken to blaming his daughter for it's misplacement; his wife is not so keen to let the blame game fly. Skin in in the Maldives on his Honeymoon and we give him a call to see what the newlyweds have been up to. We also have some amazing Must or Dust topics sent in from the Choccies that have Leigh, Gode and Mickus in stitches! Here is how things went:

01:30 Gode is Losing Things

03:50 Joke Of The Week

07:50 The Maldives

15:05 Must or Dust

23:10 The Most Unprepared You’ve Ever Been

30:05 Human Shazam Game

36:06 You're in for an X - Rebrand

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228. Eloise and Mitch get Hitched! May 01, 2024

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Skin and Eloise were married last week just ten short years after meeting each other. We speak to both of them about the whirlwind nature of their relationship and tell some of the more humorous stories from the night. It was also only fitting to partake in a 'Love Song' themed 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' in honour of the week's events. Leigh has found a new sporting curse that is prevalent at the moment and Gode is all over a different one that has been going for some time. And finally there are just some words that cannot say... in our game of Taboo. Here is how it went:

00:30 Mr & Mrs Skin

01:30 Two Up

05:40 Joke of the Week

8:06 Eloise on the Wedding

15:16 Mickus Can Sleep

17:55 Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:35 Cry Baby Curse

31:10 Taboo

38:00 You're in for an X

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227. Parody Movies We Would Love to See! Apr 24, 2024

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Skin has had a blunder when travelling to the studio which leads to Gode and Leigh reminiscing about Gode using cable ties in a unique way! Leigh and Skin recently played an Aussie Rules game and were sledged mercilessly by onlookers! Gode’s favourite segment, Letter Change the Plot, provides some of the best movie title adaptations we have heard! Leigh presents the boys with a new Namestorm opportunity for a Crayfish and Gode and Skin go wild trying to rename them! Here is how it went:

00:45 Colour Blindness Saved My Life

04:45 Joke Of The Week

07:30 Sport Sledging

16:00 Letter Change the Plot

23:10 NameStorm for a Crayfish

30:10 Not So Secret Sound - Game

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226. What NOT to do at a bachelor party! Apr 17, 2024

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We are coming fresh off Skin's Bucks weekend and there are many tales that need to be told! Leigh, Mickus and Gode came up with the brilliant plan to dress Skin up as a Prince whilst the rest of the group were his Alberts (Einsteins)! After a long weekend in Byron Bay we felt we needed to talk you through complex Snorkelling Apparatus, the Piano Bar and the Miracle of Pavement. Great week, here is how it went:

01:40 Joke of the Week

5:35 Skins Bucks

10:45 Skins Bucks - Costume

21:20 NameStorming a Snorkel

29:15 Must or Dust

40:25 Fictionary Game

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225. She Forgot Her Boyfriends Name! Apr 10, 2024

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Leigh received an email this week that required the team's undivided attention as they hunted for solutions to the flagged scenario. Skin has also had a blinder when it comes to his latest wedding job from Eloise which leads to the longest car journey home you could imagine! The team play Humdog Millionaire again this week and Gode makes some bold claims about some of the most iconic songs in history! Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dizzle (Leigh & Skins Mum) also try their hand at some tongue twisters where Mickus dominates and shows the boys just how it's done! Here is how things went:

01:25 Skins Wedding Job

07:10 Joke of the Week

10:30 Listen to the Chocs

19:10 Would You Rather

31:30 Tongue Twisters Featuring Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's Mum)

41:05 Humdog Millionaire

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224. How Old is Skin Really? Apr 03, 2024

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After receiving a lot of comments about Skin looking far far older than 27, Leigh took it upon himself to try and rebuild his self esteem... this backfired! Skin did use the week to look into Bryan Johnson and his attempts at slowing down the ageing process though, and he has some key findings. Leigh puts on an absolute masterclass in pun making with a couple of very fast thinking one liners that leave Gode in tears (again)! Mickus is also on hand to help all you marathon runners figure out how and when to make the most efficient pit stop during your races this year. One of our favourite episodes. Here is how it went:

01:20 Skin Needs to get Active

04:10 Joke of the Week

07:30 Marathon Pit Stops

09:35 Partner Gripes

19:30 Skin Turns 27

32:05 Namestorm for a Nipple

39:20 Reverse Malachi - Nicknames Game

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