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242. Not That Kind of POLE Vault Aug 07, 2024

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Leigh has been racking up the deckchair moments when attempting to surprise the girl he is getting to know (Rochelle)! French pole vaulter, Anthony Ammirati used the wrong pole during the Paris Olympics which is pretty unlucky, so we then wanted to hear what your unlucky moments are! Skin has been looking at LinkedIn a lot recently but not for the reasons you would expect. He hit us with some of the worst posts you could imagine. Then we racked our brains to think of famous people named a certain name. Here is how it went:

00:30 Leigh's Deckchair Moments

05:35 We Got The Chocolates Gear

09:15 Joke of the Week

12:00 Unlucky Moments

20:00 LinkedIn Influencers

27:25 Sports Faffery

35:00 Famous First Names

40:40 You're in for an X

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241. Olympians PEE In The Pool! Jul 31, 2024

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Gode has a bone to pick with Leigh, Skin and Mickus about 75 Hard and finally the truth comes out regarding the challenge! The Olympics is currently underway and Leigh has the inside scoop on some interesting behaviour from Olympic athletes during the swimming. The boys watched Simone Biles compete again and left Leigh and Gode in awe/ second guessing a previous call they have made. We have a Nicknames segment for you with some outstanding contributions from the Choccies! Great week and here is how it went:

01:10 Leigh and Mickus at the Footy

05:50 Joke of the Week

08:40 Olympic Lols

15:40 Nicknames

22:55 75 Hard Update

29:45 Olympic O’Trivia Rodriguez

36:50 You're in for an X

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240. Have You GOOGLED Yourself? Jul 24, 2024

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This week, Leigh presents Skin and Mickus with a parody song about his recent hairline experience and their reaction is priceless! Eloise joins the podcast to review some of the boy's Namestorms for a Pram. Once again it seems like Skin has been practicing all week! Mickus does his first ever segment intro and absolutely nails it... obviously we are joking. We also listen to some blunders that some of our listeners have made, and as if on cue, Mickus reveals that he Googles himself... and we can sort of understand why now. You need to hear this one! Here is how it went:

00:45 Listen to the Chocs

01:50 Leigh's Hair

06:35 Joke of the Week

08:40 Pram Namestorm

17:35 Hypothetical

24:53 Biggest Blunders

31:55 Google Feud

40:10 You're in for an X

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[Lost Files: 17] The Accident That Completely Changed His Life feat. Josh Jones Jul 21, 2024

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Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a journey of recovery both physically and mentally, and in the process managed to turn himself into a professional golfer.

We recently got to catch up and have a chat with him on the golf course. He has an incredible story to share, and a great sense of humour to go along with it which made for a fun day. We hope you enjoy the chat as much as we did!

00:00 Intro

03:55 Getting Into Golf

05:20 The Accident

11:16 Starting Rehab

14:55 Starting the Mental Journey

23:10 All Abilities Golf Division

26:00 25 Surgeries Over 2 Years

29:59 Phantom Pain

31:55 Sharing His Story

35:05 Getting Closure

37:15 Dealing With Mental Health Challenges

39:10 An Actionable Piece of Advice

40:20 Three Favourite Golf Courses

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239. First Man To BREAST FEED?! Jul 17, 2024

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Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of getting frustrated with some of the conversations he overheard! Death, Taxes and... Makes a return with some absolute belters from all the team including some parking habits that Gode especially doesn't enjoy! Leigh has been contacted by Gro Clinics Australia after he and Gode spoke about his hair loss a few weeks ago, he is selflessly putting his body on the line to test if he can in fact regrow his hair!

00:30 Leighs Hair Journey

06:20 Joke of the Week

08:35 Spectator Spotlight

15:45 Death, Taxes &...

22:55 Listen to the Chocs

30:15 Reverse Malachi

38:20 Get REKT

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238. We're Having A BABY! Jul 10, 2024

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Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we take a look at some ridiculous folklore expressions. Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dave the Brit ran the Gold Coast Marathon last weekend and with all the pressure of beating the 5 hour mark they wanted to see if they would be Diamonds or a Deckchairs. Leigh is under continued pressure to propose to the girl he is getting to know, Rochelle, so the boys have some suggestions for the location of the proposal. Will Rochelle approve of any?!

00:30 New Nudio

02:25 Skin and Eloise's Announcement

07:20 Joke of the Week

09:50 Ridiculous Folklore Expressions

16:30 Marathon Recap: Diamonds or Deckchairs

24:50 Nice Locations to Propose

32:15 Taboo Game

38:35 You’re in for an X

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237. She bought him a Chris DILLY Jul 03, 2024

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Have you ever seen someone be one week early to an event? Leigh managed it this week! Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit is up to his usual tricks with his Joke of the Week selection... at least this one was quite educational. Tim Franklin just finished running around the world which meant that we had to consider what our 'Franklin Moment' is in our lives up until this point. We have a request to name WiFi which connects the group nicely. We caught up with Mitch who you may remember was gifted a 'Crystal Dilly' and we needed more details. Finally Mickus puts in one of the all time worst performances you will see in a game!

Here is how things went:

One Week Early

Joke of the Week

Our 'Tim Franklin Moments'

Namestorm for WiFi

Crystal Dilly

Fictionary

You're in for an X

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236. Uncomfortable conversations with my MOTHER-IN-LAW! Jun 26, 2024

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Choccies, who has the most famous mullet that you can recall? What about an Afro? We think you will enjoy participating in this new segment. A Choccy sent an email in which should really help with the 75 hard challenge.

We have found the best Hot Chip in Melbourne! Potentially up there with Super Rooster… we know that’s a massive call. Eloise (Skin’s wife) had quite a scarring experience at the footy recently and it’s so nice to get to share it together! Great episode we reckon but you let us know. Here is how it went:

00:43 Email from a Listener

07: 13 Joke of the Week

02:17 Gode's Gripe with Us

09:38 Most Famous Hairdos

17:14 Chip Trip

24:42 Eloise's Awkward Conversation

32: 27 Famous Who's Who Game

40:00 You're in for an X

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235. "They Rub My BALD Head" Jun 19, 2024

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Skin and Leigh got dunked for the QLD Freeze at the Gabba this week and Leigh has a theory on how long you could last in the ice tank. Gode is happy to award Leigh with the highly coveted 'Goal of the Quarter' award after his performance on the weekend. Social Sins and Wins is in this week, so we are looking at all things good and bad on social media! There is also a heated conversation regarding '75 Hard'. Spoiler Alert... Gode hates it. Here is how it went:

00:35 Worst Golfer in the World?

03:47 Joke of the Week

06:30 Handshake or Kiss

14:40 Social Sins & Wins

22:40 Marathon Update/75 Hard

30:25 Pass the Pub Test

37:30 Get Rekt

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234. Friends With Benefits Update* Jun 12, 2024

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Highlight on this episode is definitely our catch up with Anon, she needs no introduction obviously but regardless she is the person who previously wrote in to tell us about her forgetting her casual sex partner's name! We also look at the growing concerns when it comes to supply issues with eggs, Leigh has the solution! Skin has some of the best Letter change the plots from his list of 2000 while Gode, Leigh and Mickus aim to match his intensity. Gode finishes us off with a new game called "Guess the Analogy" but who will get the chocolates this week?!

00:45 Big Freeze Slide

04:30 Joke of the Week

9:10 Forgetting Casual Sex Partners Name

18:45 Letter Change the Plot

26:50 Buying limit on Eggs

33:15 Guess the Analogy Game

40:00 Your in for an X

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