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YES I THINK ITS FUNNY, GROW UP Jan 11, 2022

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THEY'RE ONLY SHIFTING THE NARRATIVE BECAUSE THEYRE ABOUT TO LOSEEEEEEEEEEEE IN NOVEMBER!!!!!
Today we're discussing the HUGE media shift, AOC has a new date (with a virus), the navy is now becoming an American Girl Doll center to talk about your feelings, and Lizzo is celebrating gaining weight.... Babe buckle up, I have a lot to say.
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NOBODY WANTS TO DATE YOU BUFFOON Jan 09, 2022

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HAPPY UNCANCELLABLE YEARRRR. Looking so forward to an amazing year of podcasts and gossip with you all.
We've started the year off with Democrats being deranged and hypocritical. AOC rung in the New Year in FLORIDA (the state she claims is so dangerous and being run improperly). AOC was caught maskless at drag queen shows and sushi restaurant, living her best life in free and fun Florida. Of course, I'm all for not wearing a mask, but I'm not for shaming other people who don't wear one then not wearing one yourself.
Transgender swimmers are dominating womens sports. The U of Penn one was just beaten in a recent race by another YALE transgender swimmer. The Ivy Leagues have officially lost their mind and are cheering this one. If you talk about the lunacy on twitter - YOU ARE BANNED.
Wouldn't expect to start the New Year any other way LOL. GRAB A COFFEE, GO WORKOUT AND BE UNCANCELLABLE

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SORRY THAT YOU SUCK, YOURE WEIRD. Dec 30, 2021

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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Sorry was just getting a quick laugh in because liberals are FAR MORE obsessed with Trump than conservatives.
But as for the liberals who aren't foaming at the mouth over the last President instead of focusing on the failures of the current one, many liberals feel abandoned by their old party. Fasten your seatbelt for a thread that will MAKE YOUR DAY from a classical liberal.
After buttering you up with the thread from the classical liberal, I'm going to ruin your day with a thread from a LOONY LEFTIST moving from HELLHOLE SAN FRANCISCO to free and fun Florida. He goes on a tirade about how terrible SF has become, then proceeds to say that he's moving to florida and that it has "worse poltiics." LMFAO BABE KEEP YOUR BUTT IN SF.
It's a fun episode!!
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ITS ILLEGAL TO POOP ON THE STREET Dec 27, 2021

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I hope you had the best time celebrating the birthday of Jesus with your family, while liberals locked themselves in their house and had homeless people poop on their front yards in their liberal hellhole cities. I'm in a great red state right now, so I'm in the mood to make fun of blue states.
While I was away, the left was up to their typical antics. They love acting like their better than everyone, and being nasty to the working class. Fasten your seatbelt for Bette Midlers ATROCIOUS statement, Biden's note from hell, and how the liberal media goes after anyone who's against the regime.
ITS A JUICY FIRST EPISODE BACK! BE UNCANCELLABLE.

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BOOBOO STOP BEING A TACKY CRIMINAL Dec 17, 2021

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Maybe if democrats spent a little bit more time at the office instead of looting Neiman Marcus, we wouldn't have to send out so many stimulus checks!!
This episode we finish the gas discussion with a little bit of quick shade. We then discuss the SUDDEN switch from teachers teaching about multiplication and the civil war, to teaching about transgenderism. The government thinks our children are property of the state. I'm confident that this will be one of the main issue that forges a revival in our country if we're to ever have one. DONT YOU DARE COME FOR THE KIDDIES. Wait till you hear the disgusting story I tell you out of California about a school hiding information from parents. You'll be shocked.
Asians have an amazing culture that fosters good families, raises good children, and generates success time and time again. And for this: The left hates them. Asians are now being counted as white by the leftwing and by institutions across the nation... because they don't fit the oppression narrative. Why does the left literally hate anyone who is successful?
Elon Musk called Pocahontas, I mean, Elizabeth Warren "Senator Karen" LMFAOOOOO. Then Joy Reid said he was appropriating the term from "African Americans." Babe, he is an African American. He's from South Africa and is now an American citizen. Sounds like an African-American to me.
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TRENDING ON TWITTER BC BIDEN SUCKS Dec 14, 2021

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The left has this famous trick they love to play called "let me pretend not to understand you so I can twist your words." Well, sweetie... twist the facts I throw down in this episode.
"The democrat party, specifically the progressive wing, is leaning so heavily on this idea that were gonna have some completely green cosmopolitan future and instead of building on that idea while taking advantage of the fact that we can have cheap and accessible oil and gas RIGHT NOW… they decide to declare war on oil and gas while we don't even have a sustainable green energy method to implement in the country.

Biden tried to cut off American energy in the first week of his administration. Beginning of his admin he cut off keystone pipelines being built. Canceled the keystone pipeline. He did a 60 day pause on most oil and gas wells… He’s been doing anti oil and gas production from the get go. ...
...Left wing distracters will say “INFLATION IS GLOBAL RIGHT NOW.” Don't leave out the facts. Developed countries around the world are experiencing 4-5% inflation rates. We’re having 6-10%. The only countries struggling like us are third world countries. Japan, a developed nation like us, is experiencing .1% inflation.... "
Let's discuss the facts and have a few laughs along the way.
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HAVE FUN IN JAIL BABE Dec 10, 2021

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HAHAHAHAHHAHHA FAKE HATE CRIME HOAX CREATOR JUSSIE SMOLLETT WAS CHARGED WITH 5 CRIMES. Have fun in Jail babe (praying he gets jail time)!! If we're so racist here, why do people have to fake hate crime hoaxes for attention? People, both liberal and conservative, have complete understanding that being a victim in America is regarded as being heroic... and it's ridiculous. Jussie Smollett had such a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that he traded in making over a million dollars per season of his show, Empire, to stage some hoax on America. He deserves to be thrown in Jail.
Also, we're covering a little tantrum thrown by the Rainbow cult.
HAPPY FRAPPUCCINO FRIDAY. BE UNCANCELLABLE THIS WEEKEND.

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WHERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE? Dec 08, 2021

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LMFAO we went from black squares being posted on instagram to literally NO white people being represented in advertisements. When was the last time you saw a white couple on TV? I just find it very interesting considering the country is over 60% white... but ok.
My parents met in college. Both were on academic scholarship. I wouldn't be here had they not been brought together through collegiate sports. And that would've been thwarted had my mom been forced to compete with biological males before receiving her scholarship. This has gone too far... speak up for your daughters and your granddaughters will be.
DON'T APOLOGIZE TO THE MOB.
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DEMOCRATS WANT US TO LIVE IN HELL Dec 03, 2021

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I just got back to Los Angeles from Texas and Florida... HOLY CRAPPPPPP RED STATES ARE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY. They're safe, they're free, they can BREATHE without being accosted to put a nutjob mask on, people are NICER. Red states might as well be in a different galaxy compared to HELLHOLE DEMOCRAT FREAK PSYCHOPATHIC INSANE SCARY DANGEROUS HIGH-TAXES CRIMINAL-LOVING HOMELESNESS-EVERYWHERE NO LAWS TYRANNICAL AUTHORITARIAN BLUE STATES.
Unsurprisingly and as always happens when Democrats take over, CRIME has SKY ROCKETED. This is scary for all of us who live in nutjob blue cities, but a GREAT thing poltiically for republicans. This is one of our best issues. Not only that, but this time, crime isn't only affecting the poor areas of democrat cities. It's taken over the rich areas as well. Let's see how much rich liberals love "criminal justice reform" when it's THEIR homes getting broken into. In the podcast I also address republicans championing "criminal justice reform." STFU. Dear everyone: don't ever support a republican who, in 2021 or moving forward in the near future, has the audacity to champion this issue. LET'S TALK ABOUT VICTIMS.
Hope y'all love the episode. I'm so happy to be back. HAPPY FRAPPUCCINO FRIDAY. BE UNCANCELLABLE.

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HATE SPEECH IS A JOKE Nov 26, 2021

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Why do democrats love screwing up their hellhole states then moving to red states? Rumor has it that Nancy Pelosi just bought a huge home in FLORIDA, home of Ron DeSantis the GREATTTTT.
Hate speech started as this idea on college campuses that some speech is offensive and should be excluded. This quickly turned into "anything the left disagrees with his hateful, and therefore, hate speech." Funny enough, it's the two groups the left says perpetrates most of the hate speech that actually RECEIVES the most hate according to the document we discuss in today's episode.
It can be tough discussing the battle for western civilization, but I have hope that we can turn this train around and save our society.
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