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LIBERALS ARE MEANIES: JIM CROW CALIFORNIA Apr 01, 2022

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HOLY CRAPPPPP AM I IN "TOLERANT" CALIFORNIA OR BACK IN THE JIM CROW SOUTH OF THE 1940s???? Sorry, I couldn't tell. I have to be escorted to class by security because liberals are hateful and tolerant of anyone who doesn't bow down to whatever they say. They're behaving the same way Democrats did in the Jim Crow era. For some reason liberals don't seem to understand that just because an individual makes a statement that they don't like, it doesn't mean they should be assaulted/threatened/harassed. We could teach that lesson to a 2 year old.
What does it mean to "support" your gay child? Is support in 2022 defined the same way love is in 2022 (meaning: One must support EVERY DECISION one's child makes without question or they don't love them).
*I said pro-choice in the episode, I meant pro-life
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THE OSCARS: COMEDY IS DEAD AND OUR CULTURE IS DANGEROUS Mar 28, 2022

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Do not take this situation lightly. You guys, I RUN from doomsday talk. I can't stand it. I can't stand someone who's doom and gloom all the time. HOWEVER, after tonight I really don't think we will recognize the country in 10 years. We may not even recognize it in 5. Hell, I barely feel like I'm in the same place that I grew up.
Will Smith ASSAULTING Chris Rock at the Oscars is symbolic of the cultural shift we've just experienced. Two years ago during ghetto BLM "silence was violence" and "words were violent." Now, we've experienced one of the first mainstream examples of lashing out at someone who's words hurt your feelings. But not just regular words. A simple harmless joke from a comedian. Comedy is supposed to push the boundaries. It's supposed to have no rules or bounds. We cannot live in a society where comedians are forced to tow some imaginary line to help protect insecure people's feelings (they honestly already do). THE POINT OF COMEDY IS TO MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE AND EQUALIZE US ALL OUT.
Let's pray the woke don't win this battle in supporting Will Smith's VIOLENT outburst.
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SURROGACY AND BALL SACKS. STOPPPP! Mar 23, 2022

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Hiiii. Um, in what world is it okay to PURPOSELY create motherless or fatherless children? That's ridiculous and unfair. Humans shouldn't be treated like farm or zoo animals. We shouldn't be breeding humans like pets simply to be enjoyed by a couple who selfishly wants them for their own reasons. THIS IS WRONG!!! The stats are clear on father absence in the household, and as someone who comes from a divorced family, I cannot imagine my life without my mom. Put your seat belt on because we have A LOT to discuss.
On another note, the left is out hating on parents as usual. A grown biological male just won a collegiate national championship... in the women's divison. And Ron DeSantis is being presidential AS ALWAYS.
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DON'T SAY "DEMOCRATS HATE PARENTS" Bill Mar 14, 2022

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Kindergartners should be on the playground and watching Dora the Explorer... not talking about lesbianism and trans ideology. SURPRISE: The Democrats hate parents and want our kids raised by the government. Their opposition to the Florida HB 1557 is disgusting but hardly shocking.
To be honest though, Democrats, PLEASEEEEEEEE run on $6 gas, opposing parents rights, and releasing criminals out of jail. We'll have a wonderful red wave if you keep it up.
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DEMOCRATS COME OUT AS REPUBLICANS Mar 02, 2022

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Biden had his FIRST State of the Union address last night, and luckily he made it through without falling asleep on the stage or wetting his diaper! After lying for about 40 minutes, he pivoted to a super serious conversation: Coming out as a republican. Oh, just kidding... I thought he came out as a republican since he started saying we should "fund the police," "make things in America," and "protect the border." I forgot, in 2022 that's not coming out as a Republican. That's being scared that you're about to get demolished in the midterms.
LOVE YALL. Literally been in the mood for a frappuccino everyday recently. My body senses the world is ending and wants to get some frappuccinos in LOL. BE UNCANCELLABLE

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PUTINS PRONOUNS ARE RAINBOW COLORED Feb 25, 2022

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I wonder if Putin asked how many non-binary and diversity trainers Ukraine had before he invaded? Do you think he asked to speak with the Equity and Inclusion department to make sure they felt "safe" and "heard" before he went in?
LOLLLLL. When sh*t hits the fan, all that liberal CRAPPPPPPP doesn't matter. Actually it never matters to begin with. It's Frappuccino Friday. Get a fricken frappuccino and lets talk.
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MY CLASSMATES TRIED TO HARASS ME LMFAO Feb 21, 2022

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So my ghetto classmates at UCLA (all of whom have pronouns in their bio, support, BLM, and are big rainbow types) have been HORRIFIC to me ever since I started at the school. Two weeks ago, I found a bunch of nasty things that they said about me. Well, after seeing threats for two years now I officially reached my breaking point. I took it to twitter and emailed the school, got into a few twitter wars, and well... most of them were begging me forgiveness about 5 minutes after I posted. LOL WEENIES. The lesson for conservatives everywhere is to stand up out of principle. I don't care that these losers talked crap about me. But liberals have created this rainbow unicorn world where conservatives aren't even allowed to talk about our views without being branded as "hateful." When liberals are ACTUALLY hateful, you have to stand up and use the system THEY created in order to take them down. That's how we win.
Besides that, it's just the regularly scheduled program - like celebrities sucking, men competing against women, and Kamala Harris being a nutjob.
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I DONT WANNA BE DIVERSE Jan 28, 2022

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Okay, diversity sucks. I really couldn't care less about "diversity." The person most qualified for the job should get it. Not a unicorn immigrant from outer space with green hair, and not a black woman. If it happens to be one of the two then great. But Jim Crow Joe's only requirement for supreme court is "BLACK" and "WOMAN." Please get me out of the 1960s.
Oh, and ding-a-lings are now not only in women's sports, but also in their locker rooms.
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IM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE MEN Jan 23, 2022

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HIIII! Just hopping on to say don't ever lump me in with the rainbow cult. I don't want to identify with people who take a whole month to walk around the streets holding rainbow flags with no clothes on. I don't want to be grouped in with people who support denying biology. I don't need a full month to talk about having "pride" in my sexuality. WEIRDDDDDDDD
Also, LEAVE M&Ms ALONE!
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TWINKY LOVERS RUN THE PLANET Jan 18, 2022

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HIIIII, currently drinking a smoothie from Whole Foods because Whole Foods BANNEDDDDD their employees from wearing BLM MASKS!! LMFAOOOO LOVE IT.
Aside from that wonderful news, the other good news is: Glenn Youngkin was sworn into office in Virginia, SCOTUS ruled the OSHA mandate unconstitutional, and it's looking like it's going to be a great year for Republicans.
Bad News: Fat people run the world (listen to the episode LOL)
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