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Alice is joined by guest co-host Allison McKnight (@thatmcknight) and N.S.F.W. sex club owner, Daniel Saynt (@danielsaynt). Sex club info and etiquette , religious repression, sex club themes, and more. Support us on Patreon! 0:09 Welcome to Two girls one Mic the podcast whose sex club rules are exactly the same as Fight Club, and coincidentally also run by Joseph Gordon Levitt with dissociative identity disorder. 0:21 So hot 0:23 actually was really hot. It's a newest club in New York actually. So with me, you guys are probably hearing a familiar voice. That is the voice of my beautiful guest co host, Allison McKnight from our et episode, Alison, how you doing today? I am 0:42 doing that's about as far as I got. But now you said Joseph Gordon Levitt, so I'm doing better. 0:48 Does anyone have any connections to him that we know of? I'd like to be connected to him. Daniel, how about you? Do you have any connections to 0:54 him? Don't reveal any member details. Oh, 1:00 No. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. Guys. I'm your host, Alice Vaughn. And with me You guys are hearing Daniel St. He is. And I have never heard this job title before chief conspirator of ns, Fw the new society for wellness, new society 1:19 for wellness. It's really good when you can make up your own title. It's really it's really helpful. You can have some fun with 1:24 what are the other options? 1:27 I don't think there are any, there really were any other ones. I mean, this felt like such an underground thing from the beginning. So conspirator just made sense. And before I was like, kind of open and public about doing this, that was what was used in press. So it certainly felt right. 1:41 It feels like you should have a more significant role in some sort of elaborate, I don't know, international scheme. 1:48 Yeah, that's literally what we're trying to do. 1:51 Very public about it. 1:54 Yeah, change sex perceptions around the world. Why not? 1:56 So yeah, so you run a sex club and we've actually never had Sex club owner on this show before. 2:03 For some of our listeners, you want to give a quick definition of a sex club, like a rundown description, something to kind of give them context. 2:10 Yeah. So I mean, I think a lot of people think of sex club as a place where you go to have sex, that's a big part of it for us, we kind of do a lot more around the space. So not only we hosting events where sex is allowed, and sex is okay to have we do education around sex. So we teach about BDSM to Tantra, we teach about touch relationships, how to be in open relationships, how to ask for sex, so we're constantly covering different subjects in the world of sex. So it's a sex club, in the sense of, it's all about sex, but it's more different from what people would traditionally think of when they think of a sex club and the audience that we attract. And the people that are here is very, very different from any other sex club that exist around the world. So it's kind of unique in that way. We like to call it a love club, because there's more focused on that than anything else. 2:57 How did you even get into this industry? I'm curious. Yes, 3:01 well, my background is actually in fashion. I started off as a fashion blogger then became really popular, took over for marketing for a big handbag line, which did very, very well and maybe a little bit famous in that space. And then started an agency where I was representing digital influencers, and then bought a magazine called nylon and then realize I hated fashion and consumerism and trying to get people to buy things that didn't actually make them happy. And I wanted to apply my skills to something that could make people happy. So I decided to focus on sex and cannabis. But that's just one of the reasons why I started as a W. It's like it's very, there's so many factors into it. Like around the time I was coming out as bisexual, I wanted to be more open with my sexuality and talk about it. I felt like there wasn't really anyone out there who's male bisexual who's like, you know, presenting and being open and honest about it. So that was a big factor. I just got through a divorce, which was very, very difficult, very connected to my bisexuality, which was unfortunate, but I kind of felt a need to, I don't know, bring people together and teach them about sex and like make it less scary. Make less time Boo, make it a community make it a place where you know that people are coming, you know, they're behaving a certain way and you know that it's safe. So yeah, and so Toby kind of sparked from all that. I had a very religious background, which helped with it because you just kind of realize how kind of backward some of that stuff is and how detrimental shame is for people in general and teaching them to live more shamelessly teaching them to be more proud about who they are and more comfortable with their sexuality is a very key element of, I guess, the programming that we try to instill in our members and try to teach them that it's okay to be sexual. 4:33 That's awesome. So we went from fashion to influencers to sex clubs, I mean, trying to feel like I feel like that's not even a hard jump. 4:42 I mean, it really was, I don't know I had done it like secretly for like two years just testing it out, testing out all the classes and events and things I want to create, and just building the community initially from like my friend group and people I knew. So we have a lot of people who are kind of in the fashion industry or models or you know, in those Kind of media driven industries, which was nice. It's what a lot of us get so much of the press that we got. So we've been very fortunate to build a really cool community, a very interesting community, very influential community. And now we're kind of taking that forward and pushing more into politics and pushing more into how we change the law and how we change the way people approach sex. Yeah, that's kind of the most of it. I mean, there's so much stuff going on here. Like it's really, it's a little insane where the company is right now. And what we've built is, it's just very interesting. It's like, I've hosted over a 500 play parties. I've seen so many people having sex, and so we will share their sex lives and so many people share the things that, you know, could they kind of discover the gain from it, and it's just encouraging. Like, I feel like we'll have these all around the world at some point. 5:45 You mentioned that yours is different than other sex clubs. I'll be frank, I've never visited a sex club. So I don't know that different types. Allison, do you have more experience here? 5:54 I do have more experience. Yes, but they're all different. So that's why I am Tim because like when I mentioned sex clubs to friends, they're like, what happens at sex clubs? Are they make some stupid joke and they're all different and who's running them changes Exactly. And what their focus is what their rules are. 6:13 Yeah, I think before I started NSFW, probably around the age of 16, I started going to sex clubs and just seeing what was out there. You know, being bisexual, go to gay clubs, go to St spaces, kind of really getting a feel for what was available. And I travel the world a lot. So I went to a lot of international spaces. And I kind of just came up to this realization that a lot of the sex that's available for men is just not available for women. And a lot of the spaces that exists, we're just not safe. It was a lot of consent violations. I've been sexually assaulted multiple times, raped multiple times. And it just became something where it didn't feel like that was the place that people would discover sexuality. That's not the place where people are going to feel comfortable exploring their sexuality or enjoying it or trying new things. So it kinda was just seeing like, there wasn't a place in the market space that really catered to women specifically, but also cater to those who want to exist in a space where consent is respected. And enthusiastic consent is practice. And before anyone touches you, they ask and a woman can come solo and walk around naked and not feel harassed, you know. So it was going through those experiences negatively positively seeing what I enjoyed seeing what I liked, and picking and choosing things that made sense. And then, over the past five years of building this really setting the model for how people should engage in group sex, how people should engage in these activities. And in doing so, you know, over 2000 members, we get about 600 people applying each month. It's been rapidly growing. We're looking at multiple cities now, including LA, London, Paris, and Israel. With just opportunities to open up and build this there. We're building out our franchise model we just did our first round of fundraising. It's crazy. It's hard to describe how much the market needed this and how much they've responded to it. 7:54 How do you select from your applicants and then how do you onboard them to your consent rules? And any other rules you have in place 8:01 also been what's a little curious? What's application process even look like? Yeah, I've never had to apply for a sex club. Is this more? This is more serious than a Tinder profile, I'm guessing. 8:12 Oh, yeah, it's way more serious. And it's in your profile. You know, for most places, it's really anyone can go. So there's not really an application process. The people that you're around can be just random people. There's a lot of like smaller private play groups that have a curated group, but it's mostly people who are either part of that Burning Man camp or like kind of just swingers who swing with them. For us the application process goes through a lot. We have a group members called the council They are the ones who kind of observed members at the events to see how they're behaving and how they're interacting. beforehand. The Counselor reviews all the membership applications people provide their social media profiles, they provide ultimate fantasies, they provide what they're into. There's over 46 things they can choose from it's you know, men, women, non binary trans like literally everyone's allowed to apply. Enjoy And we have all that representation within our club, which is great. When they give us their ultimate fantasies, it lets us know about what they're trying to accomplish, where they are in their sexual journey. And what they're trying to do, when they give us how they identify, lets us know, like on the scale, in a sense of Kinsey scale, but a little bit more advanced, exactly where they are in the spectrum of sex and how much they're gonna enjoy the experience or how they're going to interact with it. And then they share how they can contribute, which is really great. Because you get lawyers, you get people who are very influential in a lot of things, you get people who have wealth and other things. But you also get artists you get creatives, you get people who are want to add to the process of what we're doing. So we have a better understanding of them. When we look through their social media profiles. The main things we're looking at is based off of a couple points of attraction that we've identified. So physical attraction, that's the obvious one. If someone's physically attractive, that's great. It's you know, it helps if they are not and there's other things that we point to for attraction that includes their career, like what they are doing in their lives. Do they travel a lot? Do they have a large circle of friends? Are they married or single, you know, do They seem like someone who dates a lot that always goes into the process of it. And then artists, creatives, people who are actually doing work that's always a positive. So we look forward to having that 10:09 as well. This is more intense in the last few job interviews. So I'm already envisioning the council wearing robes. Like head to toe like the manners just in the quarters of the club watching people. Yes, yes. Taking notes 10:24 not like that. I mean, it's like it's missing. I'm sorry, it's out It seems like that. It's it's just wording it's marketing jumbo 10:31 asking for references. Yeah, if you 10:32 have a member reference that helps you get in a lot faster, because then we have someone we can go to but like, hey, should this person be here? 10:37 Oh, I was gonna go with my like, second grade art teacher. Oh, yeah. 10:40 If you can provide a reference letter of any previous 10:43 text with your second grade. 10:46 Not in second grade, mind you just ever. As an adult, it's not on my bucket list. But now I'm like, shut up. 10:55 And she looked back to see that virus was. 10:57 Yeah. So what's your acceptance rate? For just, you know, a non connected application just through the website or whatever you're using, 11:05 when we initially started accepting three, it was around 10% of those who applied, we've increased it just because it's getting to be such a much wider base and so many more people are applying. Also, it's like, it's almost like people know, in a sense that they shouldn't apply, you know, so it seems like more people who are applying are within that category of the person we're looking for. It's mainly millennial audience, like our average age is 28. So a lot of people who are older probably won't apply. If they're more involved in like the kink scene or other things they might not apply. Like, there's, it's interesting, because like we're building and initially it was like, hard to determine who made sense to come in. But now because there's so much visibility, it's the people who should be here who are responding and the people who should be here who are coming to us. So I think that's been really, really encouraging to like, have a higher acceptance rate. 11:52 So do you send a letter of rejection? 11:54 Yeah, well, we send a letter of rejection and we make suggestions on other places that they might be able to go on their sexual journey and places that are better fit For them, we try to provide them, you know, resources to find what they're looking for. We don't want to stunt anyone's sexual experience or stunt their sexual journey. So at times, we'll be like, oh, here's suggestions. And we also have done articles on other places to go to and check out and things that are more party focused. But yeah, within NSW because of how the community is, and just knowing who's in the room, like you kind of know who makes sense to have in a sense, like, if you can't have a good conversation with someone, you probably shouldn't sleep with them. And if you're like someone who just looks like someone who you wouldn't want to talk to, it's gonna be harder to see if anyone wants to have sex with you. So this is probably not the best place. I'm 12:36 sorry, Louie ck, you can't be in there. 12:41 Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's another thing. It's like trying to find that type of information. You never know with people, you know. 12:46 So what's your normal like, for all the cold applications you receive? What's the most common reason for you to say now, 12:53 wait two people ever send fake photos or fake applications 12:56 data happens to we noticed that sometimes where it…
Full show notes at the publisherAlice is joined by comedians Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx) and David Smalley (@davidcsmalley) to review what happens when you take a Bob's Burgers and turn it into a porn. We also give you burger facts, convention talk, morality & porn, Kate's dog making masturbatory noises, voiceovers in porn, and a discussion on Backpage.com
Where there's a willy, there's a way! Alice is joined by past guest & co-host Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) and bestselling author Josh Sabarra (@JoshSabarra) to review the modernized gay porn parody remake of the 1980's classic, "9 to 5". Support us on Patreon! Listen to Silvia's podcasts: Sexy Funny Raw Sexual Disorientation Snag Josh's book's: Porn Again Alice Vaughn 0:09 Welcome to Two girls one Mic Where were the porn version of Rotten Tomatoes but instead of tomatoes it's just a dick whether or not it's flat direct either coast, Alice Vaughn, and with me, I have actually a guest co host, Silvia sage. Hey, Sylvia, how you doing today? I'm fantastic. How are you? I am so good. And for listeners of the show. You guys might remember Sylvia from one of our earlier episodes, Pulp Fiction. Yes, we had such a good time and I know some of you are asking where's the fat? Well, Yvette is actually on medical leave for the fall. So we are bringing back some of your favorite past guests, co hosts and their friends. And we have a friend today. We have Josh Sahara. Wait, am I pronouncing your name? Josh Sabarra 0:56 Who are you got it right on the first try. Alice Vaughn 0:58 Yes. men say the same thing to me in bed. Josh Sabarra 1:04 And here's Silvia is the professional. Yeah. Do you have such a good track record? Oh, Alice Vaughn 1:09 wait, are we still talking about the podcast or in bed? Josh Sabarra 1:13 I'll leave that up to the listeners. Alice Vaughn 1:15 People are already looking for like the Yelp of like porn and sex. Right. Silvia Saige 1:20 What is Alice's score? I wish I had a Yelp review of sex. I'd love to read it. Oh my god. Would we Unknown Speaker 1:26 actually want that? I would. Yeah, I heard that one. Josh Sabarra 1:29 I mean, isn't that what Twitter is? anyway? Really? Silvia Saige 1:33 Kinda. Alice Vaughn 1:35 I mean, yeah, I guess for one night stance. You know what, as long as it could be anonymous, because I feel like I would definitely be able to get better anonymous scores. Yeah, anonymous is the best way to go. Josh Sabarra 1:45 Yeah. But what would the intent be of this website with this these to improve people's sexual performance? Or would it be to because you know, people are going to use it as a way to, you know, a punitive way to treat their acts like Silvia Saige 1:58 I say, improve sexual performance. Because it's really hard to tell somebody to their face what they've done wrong, but it's really easy to tell your friend what they did wrong. So how easy would it be to tell the Yelp of sexuality what they did wrong? And then they could go read it and be like, Ah, this whole time, I thought I was doing that right. And you're like, Oh, you're so wrong. Alice Vaughn 2:16 I thought I like they liked it when I gave t. Silvia Saige 2:20 This whole time. everybody's like, Oh, it's too much. Stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Yeah, that's what I do when I don't like it. I'm like, Oh, it's too much stuff. Stop, stop. Josh Sabarra 2:29 It's just too much pleasure for you to handle. Silvia Saige 2:32 How much pleasure Yeah, you're killing me. Alice Vaughn 2:36 But no, seriously, you're choking me too hard. I think you are killing. He almost broke my hyoid bone. Five stars felt like Cheryl marcher. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 2:46 Five stars. Alice Vaughn 2:48 Five stars. So, Josh, you wrote a book also called porn again? Yeah. Okay. I'm really embarrassed. You sent me a copy and I haven't opened it. Oh my Silvia Saige 2:58 god. It's so good. You have to Read it Alice. It's like, in a day. It's addicting. Josh Sabarra 3:03 I mean, it doesn't come with a better cover quote than that. Yeah. Definitely asking Sylvia for a blurb for my third book. You got it. Alice Vaughn 3:12 Okay, so you have enemies closer, which is your latest right? Josh Sabarra 3:16 enemies closer. Yes. Which is a Hollywood bitchy fiction, Jackie Collins style type book. Yeah, I wanted to be, you know, sort of a contemporary take on those books that were very popular in the 80s. Things like Judith Krantz, I'll take Manhattan or Iris Rainer Dart the boys in the mail room, sort of a contemporary throwback, if that makes sense. And that came after porn again. Alice Vaughn 3:41 What's porn again about for our audience. Josh Sabarra 3:43 I tell people it's basically coming of age memoir about coming. So it's about coming into yourself coming out. You know, I sort of found my footing late. I was a late bloomer. I was a virgin until I was 31 years old. I've completely made up for lost time. You know, I was somebody who made my career my focus made everything around me my focus instead of my personal life and when I finally realized what I was sacrificing and and not even living my truth, and that's sort of what the books about and sort of coming to a place where I'm comfortable with myself and having to let go of the things that were keeping me from being myself and there there are a lot of factors It was my personal life, the kinds of friends I was choosing my career plastic surgery, my looks like everything that I was using to fill myself up other than the things that I should have been. I mean, that means different things to different people, but I was not making the right choices for myself. Silvia Saige 4:37 I don't think any of us made the right choices for ourselves. Especially in our teens, and Josh Sabarra 4:42 I guess we know after Unknown Speaker 4:46 Oh, in hindsight, I fucked up my 20s Yeah, Silvia Saige 4:48 I feel like the 20s are for fucking up and then your 30s or for fixing the things you fucked up in your 20s and then in your 40s you can finally enjoy it. Josh Sabarra 4:56 Right. My problem is though is that I know had that period of time that 16 to 25 where people are making some of these choices, right? Because I started so late, so I sort of had a delayed adolescence. So I was behaving like I was 18 when I was 35. Right. So that's sort of part of the theme of the book. Yeah. How it's never too late to sort of step into your own skin. Alice Vaughn 5:21 Oh, yes. I can't wait to read it. I hope Unknown Speaker 5:25 you will. Alice Vaughn 5:26 And I will link it in the show notes. So our audience can also read it right. So that's it. How did you meet Sylvia? It seems like you know, a lot of people in porn, and I know a lot of people in porn, but why do you know people in porn? Josh Sabarra 5:38 Well, it's interesting. The reason that the book is called porn, again, is sort of in the message of the book, so I don't want to ruin it for readers. I did not work in the porn industry. But there is a reason why the book is called that and the role that porn played in my sort of finding myself. Because of that, I wound up doing some radio shows and some podcasts with some great people, one of whom was Jackie St. James, whom we know and love as one of the preeminent directors of adult entertainment. And Jackie had mentioned to me one time we were at dinner, and I think she had just done a movie with Sylvia. She knows I'm very particular about people I keep around me now. She said to me, You really need to meet Silvia sage. And I said, Okay, you know, I'd love to meet her sometime. Maybe I'll come by when you're shooting. Then piers Paris, who's a friend of mine, who we're going to discuss today. He, we know because he did a photo, a promotional photo shoot with me for my book, and he and I became friends. And he and Sylvia are friends. And he and I were having dinner one night, and he said to me, you know, who you would love stage. So now we have the second person who knows me fairly well, who's telling me I need to know her. And then our other mutual friend Sean, who works on some of Jackie's movies and I believe just made his directorial debut that you're in. So yes, he did. Yeah. And he said to me, You Have to meet Silvia stage. So by the time the third person whom you owe interest tells you that you need to have somebody in your life, you need to set about making contact. And I think they know exactly how he texted me and she said, Is it okay if I just give Sylvia your number? And so I said, Of course so Sylvia texted me that day. She's like, Are you free for dinner tonight? And I'm like, it just so happens I am. And Silvia and I had a love affair began. Silvia Saige 7:24 It's so true. You know, it's funny Alice's people were telling me the same thing, but I needed to meet this man, but I had no idea who he was. I didn't do any research. And I thought they were setting me up on a date. I had no idea that they were setting me up on like this friendship. I was like, oh, everybody keeps telling me I need to meet this guy. Like, I'm going like, let's do. Josh Sabarra 7:49 Little did she know. Yeah, I wouldn't have it any other way. She had a penis and then I would, Alice Vaughn 7:56 oh my god, I can't even imagine Josh Sabarra 7:58 if she had the right anatomy. She's the Absolutely my kinda guy. Oh, thank you darling Alice Vaughn 8:05 well that is what strap ons are for. Silvia Saige 8:08 Right? Josh Sabarra 8:09 I guess we can I guess there's ways to make anything work there's always a way where there's a will a there's a way right Unknown Speaker 8:18 man I should make that my new life motto. Alice Vaughn 8:21 I mean it works for so many instances. Yes work yes. Mm hmm affairs maybe Josh Sabarra 8:30 I see a T shirt and I see a two girls one Mike t shirt where there's a will there's a way Alice Vaughn 8:36 you know I will team up on it and it'll become part of our official merchandise so I would love it. So we ended up watching and you recommended this film. And I'm actually so embarrassed to say I never watched the original so nine to five I had neither until last night. Josh Sabarra 8:53 I know that our that the listeners that cannot see my mouth on the floor. Especially out there. With your sense of humor, Alice Vaughn 9:01 I'm a terrible person. Josh Sabarra 9:03 I know I'm older than both of you, but Alice Vaughn 9:05 I'm always a child on this podcast. Actually, no, I take that back. Now that I'm interviewing some younger porn stars. I'm not always the young one on the show. I Josh Sabarra 9:14 was actually alive for the theatrical release of nine to five. So that puts anything in perspective. Alice Vaughn 9:21 And it came out in 1980. And I have to watch it because it has Jane Fonda Dolly Parton, and I didn't realize this, but it's out of the American films Institute's hundred funniest movies. Number 74. I didn't know this. Josh Sabarra 9:35 It was really I mean, this is one of the things Sylvie and I were discussing last night when we watch we actually watch nine to five before we watch breaking Mr. Hart, which is the adult film we're going to discuss. Yeah, it's interesting how ahead of its time the movie was in terms of equal pay, women in the workplace, all of that is very, very clearly addressed. And that was in you know, obviously the movie came out in 1980, which means that the shot Probably in 79 is my guess. So it was very forward. And we were laughing at how some of not laughing I mean, it's laughing through the tears so to speak, because somebody we're addressing that are so pertinent. Mm hmm. I was Alice Vaughn 10:13 reading the synopsis on Wikipedia. And you're right, because ultimately, so the premise of nine to five from what it seems like is, I mean, we're all kind of familiar with the trope of the horrible boss and how do we get back at the horrible loss and people team up to you know, enact their revenge but a nine to five, where they essentially end up doing is kind of and correct me if I'm wrong, kidnapping their boss, and then bettering their workplace Josh Sabarra 10:39 eventually. Yeah, so the famous line from the movie is that he's a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot, and that's the line that they repeat in the movie multiple times. Alice Vaughn 10:49 Yeah. Are you sure that's just not my ex boyfriend? Josh Sabarra 10:52 Very well. Big. Maybe you were dating Mr. Hart. Their boss is this horrible man who's extremely upset. Access and he's sort of a walking me to before that movement was even, you know, in the vernacular. So essentially there comes a point where they need to kidnap him. And during that time they make the workplace a better place. Alice Vaughn 11:14 Yeah. And what's really interesting is at the very end, this I found really interesting how they decided to tie up Mr. Hart's storyline in the original film, which is he does such a great job that he's promoted to I think like Brazil, right where eventually he's kidnapped and never heard from again. So moral of the story is murder is not always wrong. Not you're a racist. Josh Sabarra 11:40 When you're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot. Anyway, I think that also they, you know, the idea that it showed, you know, what a horrible person he was and that the advancement, but his advancement was on the backs of these women who have done the work to get him to that place, which is really the message that that I think that movie tries to drive Alice Vaughn 12:00 Yeah, so we ended up watching breaking Mr. Hart and I, I like that they use the main villains name in the title. And so they at least carry that over and they've modernized it essentially. So the film Silvia Saige 12:11 Yeah, they carried over a few things we were noticing last night there were a lot of nods. Yeah, original money mainly like characters, character names and things of that nature. But I mean, the premise in general was similar, but I mean, obviously, it's not quite the same because you can't have a play of being the misogynist. They still kind of did play on that, but it's just a different way, I guess. Alice Vaughn 12:34 But who am I to judge considering on this show? You're now a porn critic, you are to judge so three scenarios that the guys were basically stuck in that they want to enact revenge on Mr. Hart. So the first guy was interesting because Mr. Hurd essentially coerced him into having sex with him But before that, putting on a tight little white Speedo, and of course the tight little white Speedo has to come off Somehow, so they decide to go the creative route and have it essentially explode. Oh my god that is so hard. it lands on a roof. I think we Josh Sabarra 13:10 need to run this movie back one second because before we even get to the exploding Speedo, the funniest part to me was here we have max Adonis, who is the employee and he comes in he says that he didn't bring anything to swim in. Yeah. So Mr. Hart brings out a pair of speedos, but when max takes his pants off, he's wearing basically boxer briefs. So what he's wearing is basically made for swimming. Silvia Saige 13:39 You have to take those off, you know, put on nobody takes Unknown Speaker 13:41 as off lately Josh Sabarra 13:44 to put on the white Speedo so that when he kneels down, the speedo can explode on him and land on the roof. And there's so much fabric on the roof that you could rock the house Silvia Saige 13:55 right with 20 times more material. Alice Vaughn 13:59 Clear there's Probably what 20 exploded speedos on the roof. Two dozen of them. Right? How many ways has Mr. Hart done this? He clearly knows it works. Its power move. Right clearly, but I really appreciated the underwater nudity cam. I don't know about you guys. I did appreciate the enter button Silvia S…
Full show notes at the publisherAlice is joined by guest-host Ginger Banks (@gingerbanks) and her fellow pornstar friend, Lo Valentine (@LoValentine_). The ladies watch Deadpool XXX and talk set makeup, trademarks, Star Wars prequels, bad Cosmo sex tips, fluffers, fake pop shots, conspiracy theories in porn, and more. Don't forget to leave a review!
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Drop and give us 20...pumps that is. This week Samantha Mac (@TheSamanthaMack), founder of Porno Bootcamp whips Alice and Yvette into shape on all topics bootcamp related, fidget spinner buttplugs, dresses banned on social media, voar, body positivity, and washing your junk. Support us on Patreon to hear more from this conversation! Yvette d'Entremont 0:09 Welcome to two girls one Mic the porn cast that once you're addicted, get down and give us 20 of your cover. See that dawn Travon, here's my lovely fabulous co host who is having a fantastic hair day Alice Vaughn Alice, how the fuck are you doing today? Baby? Alice Vaughn 0:24 I feel like I'm having a fantastic like cleavage day too, because even though Can you Yvette d'Entremont 0:28 stand up a bit, I need to I need to evaluate this as your co host and lesbian life partner if we were lesbians. That is a good cleavage day. Alice Vaughn 0:38 I'll give you we will sell mine Louie says but without the Yvette d'Entremont 0:41 death into the sunset. It's hetero life, mate. We're each other's Jay and Silent Bob. Except it's more like occasionally you interrupt me more than once to say no ticket. Oh, but uh, yeah, I mean, even though I'm part of the itty bitty titty club. I find that what's nice about having the top of a 12 year old ballerina girl, my boobs are gonna be working till I'm like 40. Right? I want to say maybe I am likewise, like now that with the amount of weight loss, they're like, they're not quite filling up my big cups anymore. But I'm like, you know what, they're not going to be in my socks. But there are advantages to all size movies and all movies that I've seen in my life. They're just all different flowers of joy. But they're just, they're wonderful. I have never had a complaint about a boob that I have seen in my life. Alice Vaughn 1:27 I've never heard someone complain about boobs. What kind of person is now don't have that person in your life. Yvette d'Entremont 1:33 You know what, here's the thing. I think I went until like my late 20s being uncomfortable with my boobs. I know it's hard on women like that. Like we see certain sizes and shapes to them. And we're told these are the good boobs. And then something something magical happens that eventually you realize, oh, there's not a boob type that men like, it's just boobs. They are good. They're all what it's you see enough of them and you go I like those. I also like that they are very different. I like them exactly. And then you realize eventually I have good boobs too. Alice Vaughn 2:01 So we have a guest today who has voluptuous breasts, though who Yvette d'Entremont 2:04 has amazing boobs speaking of boobs, she has enough boobs for the three of us combined, but it's pretty amazing to watch them on her herself. We have a legend on today and I was so excited when I watched a brief documentary and her advice about her porno boot cab Alice, let's introduce our guest today. Alice Vaughn 2:24 Today on the show we have Samantha Mack and Samantha actually, the porno boot camp is exactly how I heard about you. I think Tommy retweeted it. It was shot by Vice Canada. Yep, sure was. So how did this whole thing come about? Well, a long Samantha Mac 2:40 time ago. I was working with a director called Anna Lee. She's not called Emily, her name is Emily. And she she needed Yvette d'Entremont 2:50 new to never tell with porn. It might be a porn name. Actually. Samantha Mac 2:55 She needed a new talent and we have a lot of people applying who didn't have a lot of experience and She kind of voluntold me that I was doing porno boot camp so she sent a couple to me. She's like, go see Sam. She works with amateurs. She runs like a porno boot camp and she'll help you get the skills you need to get hired. And so I didn't want to make her out to be a liar. So I was like, Yeah, come on over. Yvette d'Entremont 3:19 Interesting thing for a friend to wholeheartedly trust you with she will make your dick better. That is it. I Samantha Mac 3:28 didn't want to make her a liar. So I had to be true so she is Unknown Speaker 3:31 the dick better upper like who is a whisper? Yvette d'Entremont 3:38 You need business cards that say that right, Sam back tech whisperer. Alice Vaughn 3:42 I will make you those business cards. Just send me your Actually I have your mailing address. I'll send you just like 500 a day. Yvette d'Entremont 3:51 Yes, just to clarify, we're saying this all because we love what you do. This is just incredible to us and we dig it so much. Alice Vaughn 3:58 Yeah, cuz we review porn. All the time. But you know, we've always kind of wanted to know a little bit more behind the scenes of what training is involved why certain men are cut out for the job and some men just aren't. And you know, watching the porno boot camp which will absolutely link in the show notes for all of Yvette d'Entremont 4:19 us have to watch this. It's like I want to see more behind the scenes on this like this has made me have so many more questions. Yeah, these guys just at one point, there's just kind of a challenge like the big thing of a video is there's a challenge of getting through eight minutes of being blown without coming and you know, getting through all the distraction like it's like you're getting blown by the best women in the industry. Can you handle it? I'm like, this is a reality show waiting to happen. How is rupert murdoch not jumped on this. I'm a horrible person that I know Alice Vaughn 4:50 it. Okay. Well, I mean, if that roger ailes jumped on it, that's how all the Fox News women were hired. Let's be Yvette d'Entremont 4:57 honest, if hell exists They're all right. But I will have friends Alice Vaughn 5:02 if the Fox News headquarters exists this challenge also exists there too. Unknown Speaker 5:07 Oh my god. Yvette d'Entremont 5:11 I'm gonna get a phone call from Fox info two girls one Mike is where you should send all hate mail By the way, where we will totally respond to it as though we care. Alice Vaughn 5:21 So, Sam, how hard is it for a guy while getting blown to come to the as close to the eight minute mark as possible. Samantha Mac 5:30 So what you see in the vice documentary is what we consider level two. There's like 13 courses, but what you saw was level two he's Yvette d'Entremont 5:38 like beat the first boss. He's on to the next castle. Samantha Mac 5:41 Yes. And then in the end you have to fight Kim Koopa Yvette d'Entremont 5:46 right, what's King Koopa I got it. It's my vagina. I would have thought like more that not that your vagina is not sufficient. I would have thought like it would have been a triple Angel thing or something like that. But like, but you know what? That is a tall mountain to climb. I am impressed. Samantha Mac 6:01 I'm only half joking on that, Alice Vaughn 6:02 that when you just rename it King fuba Samantha Mac 6:08 I'm stealing that you're allowed. I love it. That is perfect. But ya know, we, we start off with the guys coming in and just doing like a solo interview with us. And then we do a timed like a one on one timed handjob to see if they can come at the eight minute mark and the eight minute mark is less than half of what's actually required. So we start them off really easy because what we've noticed is a lot of guys last but fastest guy was 35 seconds. The average is between three and six minutes. Or we get the opposite end of the spectrum where a guy cannot come in like an hour they get a one hour time slot to ask all their questions, fill out all the paperwork and if they cannot finish within one hour, then we're like you need to go home and practice like watch some porn Yvette d'Entremont 6:54 figure out what will get you there mentally and then they Samantha Mac 6:57 get to go to what we call musical decks which was what was In the vice documentary was a musical dexis session, and the vice documentary was the first time we allowed talent to give oral pleasure. It used to only be handjobs. But for the vice documentary, we wanted to spice it up a little bit. So we allowed girls to use their mouths or everyone was tested so they could use any parts of their bodies to distract the Yvette d'Entremont 7:22 audience's sake. Explain a little bit what musical Dix entails. Oh, yeah. Samantha Mac 7:28 Okay, so if you guys haven't seen the video musical Dix is really fun, enticed them Yvette d'Entremont 7:31 into wanting to see this video, which is you guys have to see this even with a description you have to see this. Here's Alice Vaughn 7:36 a kicker, you still play the musical song Pop goes the weasel. Samantha Mac 7:42 So musical dicks evolved because Okay, we've been doing this for three years. So all the different versions of partner bootcamp have evolved because we've seen either problems or areas where we can get better and we've changed it. So musical dicks started. Because a lot of guys were coming to partner bootcamp just because they wanted to get their dinkytown Not because they want to be performers. And so by putting a bunch of naked men in the room side by side, you we know who wants to perform and who's actually trying hard versus who just wants to drink touched. So that's where musical dicks came from. It was just me like, I don't want to be naked in a room with another guy. And we're like, well, then get out, get Yvette d'Entremont 8:18 out. Because Samantha Mac 8:19 there are gonna be men in the room. When you get to a porn set. There's a boom mic and a camera person, a director and somebody running around making sure there's enough lube for everyone and you know, you're probably at somebody else's location. So the owners usually there or there's a manager like it's there's a lot of people behind the scenes somebody holding up a reflector to make sure the light is right on the table. You really got to get in there. Oh, yeah. And if we're shooting multiple scenes a day, the other talents usually sitting in the background watching, like silently cheering you on. So there can be 10 people behind the scenes for a three person scene. So that's why we created musical decks. You have to be comfortable in a room with other people, both men and women. There's no room for homophobia whatsoever. So the guys lined up, and you usually have more guys than girls. That's the trick. And girl picks a partner. And for one minute you do whatever you can to your partner to get them to ejaculate. And their job is to wait until they hear the buzzer to ejaculate. So no Unknown Speaker 9:14 matter what you do, no matter how in the men have consented to this, of course, yes. Samantha Mac 9:18 Oh, yeah, we have a 90 minute consent talk beforehand. We fill out a code of conduct form. We have huge interviews that you see beforehand, Yvette d'Entremont 9:26 do they have things they can sign off that are off limits for them? Yes, Samantha Mac 9:29 everybody. Okay, everybody goes through a giant consent talk. So that's not in the vice documentary because it's boring. Yeah. But it's very important Yvette d'Entremont 9:36 things. It's good for our audience to know that Yeah, consent Samantha Mac 9:38 and Code of Conduct are the two main things like the bulk of our time is talking about, like what you're okay with, and we always ask, Does your wife or girlfriend know you're here? Yvette d'Entremont 9:48 Get the fuck out? I wouldn't even have thought to ask that. But it makes total sense. Yeah, you're trying to keep an ethical group there, which is have you ever had a wife or girlfriend show up screaming? Samantha Mac 9:58 Not Through porno boot camp in previous years, like going back 10 years, I would have wives or girlfriends or boyfriends or husbands call me and be like, I want that video taken down. I don't want my boyfriend to have done this. And I'm like, Whoa, like he didn't even tell me like he applied, or he paid for the position or, like, that's why we bring it up right away. And I was like, if you have any secrets, if it is important for you to have no one know that you had your bits touched by me or anyone in my production, then you should not be here because the internet will tell them. Yeah, so we're very upfront. Alice Vaughn 10:33 Oh, the internet has no secrets. Yvette d'Entremont 10:34 No, your junk is forever. Yeah, I did a tiny little bit of latex modeling and the pictures were online and years later, I went into writing about science for a living and people who didn't like one of my articles, but lasted those pictures and eventually I was just like, fuck it. I looked great. Yeah, but like people attach a meeting and what they want onto that and you're forevermore that person who had their dick out Alice Vaughn 10:57 8 million people have seen me Come on a motor bunny. So Proud of you, including my dad. Yvette d'Entremont 11:02 Hey, that was a great orgasm and they enjoyed it and so did you. My parents were so not proud of me, but Samantha Mac 11:09 it's okay. Oh my God, my parents are my biggest fan. Is that weird? I don't wish my parents like help me decorate the studio. Yvette d'Entremont 11:15 Nice. Awesome. My mom knows I swear Fred people for a living and she could not be prouder. Yes, you took what you were good at naturally it worked it into a thing that you could make you money. Unknown Speaker 11:27 Yeah. Yvette d'Entremont 11:29 It took that for my relatives in Nova Scotia to be okay with me swearing. Oh, you're Samantha Mac 11:34 from Nova Scotia. Yvette d'Entremont 11:36 That's just a little bit of the accident day. Oh, it's so cute. I can't tell if that's Minnesota or if that's like Nova Scotia. It just has a little bit of the Abood are kind of the same. It's a little bit of the aboot. But they're also friends. They have like the word Acadian like they're almost genetically the same as the occasions slightly different accent but back to set that's not about genealogy Alice Vaughn 11:57 for hot second I have to ask So Sam You're in Canada. I was not aware there was a Canadian hotspot for porn, Samantha Mac 12:05 right? Well, a long, long time ago, on a day just like this, we were a Canadian hotspot for porn. And some people didn't do paperwork properly, and some things went sideways. And the industry out here got shut down. And we're going back decades now. So companies like browsers and Pornhub. And I believe I want clips are Canadian companies that started in Canada, but now they all run out of the states. And I'm finding that there's a lot of people up here in Canada who want to be important, who thinks exciting, but we all think it has to be in LA. And right now, it kind of does for the most part, and I want to change that. I want companies to come shoot here, we've shot with five or six different big name companies up here. And it's been a lot of fun, and they're like, hey, if you have a roster of talent, I'm going to come up, you're more we're gonna shoot with you more. So that's where Barbie came came from, was I was training people to get on this roster of talent. So We could shoot up here in Vancouver more often. And it was if you go to Mac models.ca you can see there's a link called as seen on and you can see some of the amazing talent we've worked with. We've worked so some some sup…
Full show notes at the publisherAlice & Yvette are joined by industry powerhouse and lemon stealing whore, Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel). The ladies discuss her career, Joanna's choose your adventure book, Instagram, Alice's $500 crayon contest, furniture & logos in porn, clone dogs, and much more. Get 20 FREE tokens for Cam4 Yvette d'Entremont 0:00 Here are two girls one Mic, we encourage you to find ethically produced porn and regular listeners know that it's a great time in the industry performers can set their own terms and interact with fans like you directly. Alice Vaughn 0:12 So we're partnering with kam for calm to bring him a special offer. Go to camp for coupon slash podcasts and create your free account and Kim Ford is giving you 20 free tokens to get you started, which you could send the models to stand out play games or make requests Yvette d'Entremont 0:28 is this game of finding porn? Alice Vaughn 0:31 It's not not gamifying porn. 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Go to camp or coupons calm slash podcast that's cam and the number for coupons.com slash podcast create your free account today. Unknown Speaker 1:33 This is two girls one Mike, the show that talks about the holes and plotholes of your favorite porn. Yvette d'Entremont 1:40 Welcome to Two girls one Mic the porn cast that has its very own Madonna whore complex. I'm your co host. We've had dogs from LA and here's my lovely talented and bubbly blonde co host Alice Vaughn Alice, how are you doing this week? Alice Vaughn 1:53 You know what I'm doing even better now that we all nailed the clap. And I do not mean chlamydia. Yvette d'Entremont 1:59 We did nail that Clap no to inform our listeners who may not be familiar with the wild world of audio editing, we all have our own separate tracks that we're recording in our remote little locations in Los Angeles, New York and a bunker somewhere in New Mexico, I assume, of course, and we have to record these tracks and to make sure that they're all lined up, we say 123 and then clap, and I am apparently not good at my rhythm Alice, we've learned is our good clap leader. So when she leads you to the clap, you're gonna like it. You're gonna walk away enjoying that experience? Yeah, our tangents are going weird today. Alice Vaughn 2:34 You know what, I will allow it and so will all of my gynecologist. Yvette d'Entremont 2:39 All of them do stuff I'm gonna call I want to know what's happening with your policy that you have all of them. Alice Vaughn 2:45 Look, I'm just saying that I double triple quadruple check that policy. So just not everyone, Yvette d'Entremont 2:50 like a second opinion. A fifth opinion. Now we have a guest speaking of vaginas and that have been checked and we think are delightful. We have wonderful guests on today that we're very happy to have. Oh, thank you. Alice Vaughn 3:03 I'm really excited because we have Joanna Angel on the show today. Hi. Okay, so you're basically a one woman Empire. Yvette d'Entremont 3:12 Yeah. Which is it's just so impressive in this industry. Alice Vaughn 3:15 Oh, thank you. You're a Hall of Famer, you're a writer. You're a director. You're a porn star. You're a lemon thief. Joanna Angel 3:22 I am 11 paid professionally. And a lemon. Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah. Yvette d'Entremont 3:27 Now people know about your other work, but we need to hear about the lemon thievery. Joanna Angel 3:31 Yeah, well, Yvette d'Entremont 3:32 I've had a lemon tree. So I need to I have a vested interest in this. Unknown Speaker 3:36 Well, you better watch out. Unknown Speaker 3:39 For all those sealing holes Unknown Speaker 3:41 I'm coming for. Yvette d'Entremont 3:43 You know what, if someone's gonna steal my lemons, I want it to be Joanna Angel. I think that's fair. Joanna Angel 3:48 careful what you wish for. Yvette d'Entremont 3:51 I will invite you over to make some lemon curd with me if you steal my lemons. Alice Vaughn 3:56 All right. And so for our audience, and even those who are unaware Have the lemon thievery. So where that comes about is because you did from what I'm aware of in one of the porins there was a plot where James Dean and an actress I stole lemon. Yes. Where you stole lemons. And yeah, it's great because they look away from their lemon tree for about 10 seconds as they even say in their script. And you're like taking lemons and shoving them into a one piece. Joanna Angel 4:27 Yeah, yeah, that's like a one piece. I seriously did this porn like, probably 12 years ago. Wow. And it's very funny because like, I just remember the day I was going to set like I it's like, I wonder if that's how people feel when they record their hit song and like their first album, like I didn't know that day was going to be the day that no matter what else I did for the rest of my career would be more remembered than anything. Yvette d'Entremont 4:56 Try the day that you do the thing that people know you for Yeah, yeah. And it's you know, you peaked with that lemon tree man. Joanna Angel 5:05 Yeah, I think that was the beginning and end of my career was that. But yeah, I really didn't know. And it's funny but not funny or ironic and kind of sad. I mean, that guy in the same as my ex boyfriend and we definitely don't speak anymore and haven't spoken in probably, I don't know eight years or something. And the guy who shot the scene is dead in a girl on the scene is also dead. Very sad. Yeah. And I think he actually murdered her. But that's a whole other story. That I Oh, yeah, porno. That's Thanks, Matt. But I did steal the lemons. We made a great video. A lot of tragic things happen. 10 years later. Yeah, we all made a great. Unknown Speaker 5:51 I have questions. Unknown Speaker 5:53 Questions about the Unknown Speaker 5:58 baby. No, no. She was a good friend of mine. No, no. I mean, it's Unknown Speaker 6:04 the context of how I was told this funny, but not that and by the way murders. Unknown Speaker 6:09 Yeah, like lemons, Unknown Speaker 6:11 delightful part of career murders, we think I mean, I think it Joanna Angel 6:14 wasn't officially confirmed. I don't know. I stopped. Oh, man. Yvette d'Entremont 6:17 Oh my god. Yeah, there's Joanna Angel 6:20 a lot of darkness. And I was like, yeah. Yvette d'Entremont 6:26 That's a great line to start a chapter in a book. There was a lot of darkness in those lemons. Yeah, Joanna Angel 6:31 yes. So people always want to ask me about it. And I'm like, Alice Vaughn 6:36 well, it all started with lemons. Joanna Angel 6:39 But it was one of those things. It was. And I remember in the beginning of the day, the director was like, I don't know what to do today. And he had this lemon tree and he's like, why don't you just feel those lemons and then you get yelled at and it was like, okay, and I was so new in porn. I was like, Alright, well, that's not what I was expecting to do today. And then I remember looking at my suitcase that I brought To set and I was like, well, all the clothes I brought, you know was just like heels and stripper bikinis because, you know, I thought it was gonna be that kind of day. I was like I don't really have clothes to run around the yard and seal lemons music that's fine just where your where your stripper clothes. I was like, Alice Vaughn 7:19 Okay, what is the appropriate lemon stealing attire? Joanna Angel 7:23 You know, I don't know, I guess I was thinking like, you know, like shorts and a tank top. Yvette d'Entremont 7:27 Yeah, suburban housewife. It's just I thought this was a public alley and I could just grab the Joanna Angel 7:34 way way way before I was a milk. So I am bringing like, blazers and pants, you know that's that's very normal for me to bring to set now. But back then it was nothing but like, right, you know, color history for clothes. Don't tell Alice Vaughn 7:51 me that I've been wearing blazers since I exited the womb. Yvette d'Entremont 7:55 She has a shower blazer, very moisture wicking Joanna Angel 7:58 the plastic one Alice Vaughn 8:00 technically a poncho with an open slit okay yeah Joanna Angel 8:03 okay, well that's very fancy you must you must have a fancy shower where you have meetings in there and stuff Yvette d'Entremont 8:10 one day I think she should get like a latex blazer Alice Vaughn 8:14 Wait I want to latex place her Joanna Angel 8:16 see I knew a make latex blazers yeah they do Unknown Speaker 8:19 I know a couple of companies we could hook you up with I'm googling this what Joanna Angel 8:23 and make entire latex suits Oh yeah, they're not cheap so be careful put some money aside and get yourself a nice latex blazer Yeah, yeah if Yvette d'Entremont 8:31 you're gonna get latex invest put money in Joanna Angel 8:33 Yeah, right before you call it I was actually organizing all my clothes. Oh, and yeah, I just did a movie like a couple weeks ago or everybody was wearing latex in it. So I had this like entire bag full of just like lots and lots of latex and it was just spilled all over the floor. I'm like there's like about $7,000 worth of plastic in front oh right now. Like I better like folded up Yvette d'Entremont 8:57 and the smell of latex oil and powder is everywhere. Yeah, yeah, Joanna Angel 9:02 latex and lube and powder and everything. Yeah, Yvette d'Entremont 9:05 I did a teensy little bit of modeling, eight ish years ago and my first thing was a runway show in a latex dress. Yeah. So you still have the dress and I'm terrified to try putting it back on the same size. Yeah, but Mike's good. Go. Joanna Angel 9:21 Put some lube on and put it Yvette d'Entremont 9:23 next time we're at. Like, if we go to Exotica next year, Alice, I will bring the dress. Okay. You know, I've learned Joanna Angel 9:29 latex to exotic Well, I guess which exotic are we talking about? Alice Vaughn 9:34 That's a great question. I mean, they have Chicago, right, Florida, New Jersey and Portland. Are there any others think that's all? But uh, I'm gonna miss New Jersey, unfortunately this year. Oh, yeah, Joanna Angel 9:47 I've worn latex to the jersey one and then when you go outside, it's good. Because it's so cool that time of year in New Jersey. Alice Vaughn 9:55 October Joanna Angel 9:56 you will think it is people think it's bad to wear latex in the heat because you get sweaty I don't care I can be sweaty all day but like i mean it's literally like you're wearing a piece of plastic in the freezing cold era like it's like the good like got 20 degrees colder Yvette d'Entremont 10:09 you get cold in ways that you don't expect you know the feeling when you when your nipples are hard from the cold it's like that exacerbated in horrible horrible ways. Yeah Joanna Angel 10:21 knows it was crazy but I'd still recommend it. I'm very pro latex. I love I love latex. It feels really Yvette d'Entremont 10:27 good on your skin. Joanna Angel 10:28 It doesn't it looks beautiful and like it's my like designer clothes like I don't buy blue buttons or whatever. I don't I've never bought like a designer anything in my life. But I will buy like nice latex. So when I want to like go somewhere fancy, like a latex. It just Yvette d'Entremont 10:46 looks fancy it does. Here's an opportunity for a quick learning moment because our audience might have people that are interested in latex. What should someone look for in a good piece of latex? Alice Vaughn 10:55 I don't own any latex. So I'm learning Joanna Angel 10:57 you know, I don't know because I've always Bought latex from like two people and they're like two of the best people. So I don't know. I mean, I would just make sure it's like rapido. But what's the worst that could happen? It's just Yvette d'Entremont 11:10 eloping. Yeah, it's something that falls apart quickly those types of issues. I mean, ultimately, Joanna Angel 11:15 it's close. Yeah, like, just try it on. If it feels right where you know, it's not like, you're gonna get like a, like a medical. Yvette d'Entremont 11:31 Yeah, a medical emergency from later. I'm trying to think yeast. Yeah, right. Alice Vaughn 11:36 I know how much he's built up is there if there's a medical emergency is having real Joanna Angel 11:41 bad. Alice Vaughn 11:42 Do we need to call one of my nine gynecologists? Joanna Angel 11:45 It's up to nine. Now what happened to the last 20 minutes was for that it was five now it's nine. There is a situation occurring in Alice. Do you alternate them? Do you lie to that to the other ones? Do you say Oh, it's my yearly exam, but you're Really going every month to someone? Yvette d'Entremont 12:02 This isn't about the gynecology Alice, Alice Vaughn 12:05 I actually did that one time. Unknown Speaker 12:07 This is about vaginal validation at this point, the most unsexy affair I've ever heard of. Yvette d'Entremont 12:14 I just want someone to tell me it's pretty Unknown Speaker 12:18 good matcha is valid and tell me the clitoral hood is normal Alice Vaughn 12:24 I just want to confirm the weightless Libya flaps normal right Yvette d'Entremont 12:28 it's okay at the left one's bigger right it's okay Alice Vaughn 12:31 for waves high right? It's okay if my Libya has its own form of nipples right Yvette d'Entremont 12:38 I have questions doctor know if your Libya has its own form of nipples please email us info at two girls one calm Joanna Angel 12:46 I can't answer those questions. You got to call God call doctor. Yvette d'Entremont 12:50 This is why you have nine gynecologist Yeah, Joanna Angel 12:52 if one of them tell him no and then maybe one more, Yvette d'Entremont 12:56 your lady a gently week. Alice Vaughn 13:00 If my lady is crying and I could tell it's definitely not come, should I? So your gynecology Yvette d'Entremont 13:06 the color would suggest what to do with that. Oh, Lord, why does my Alice Vaughn 13:11 lady I have tear ducts? Yvette d'Entremont 13:13 Tears of my maybea sorry. That was how the song went, right? Joanna Angel 13:18 Yes, yes. Yeah, Alice Vaughn 13:20 it definitely is a hit single by the bangles. Yes. So, I mean, you've kind of been a pioneer in Well, someone would describe it as punk rock porn, or really what suicide babes tried being but I think you best describe them as the McDonald's of ultra porn. Yvette d'Entremont 13:41 So funny. I sa…
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