Turtle Time

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Amy and Riley Mention It All (RHONY and RHOA Recaps) Aug 18, 2023

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Amy and Riley are back and they are ready to emulate Bethenny Frankel and mention it all!

On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other after a long absence and then discuss Amy's New York trip and Jax's Studio City (00:00 - 22:08) and then discuss Bethenny Frankel's interview with Rachel Leviss. (22:08)

After that action-packed convo, they discuss this week's RHONY (01:46:20) and this week's RHOA. (02:20:18)

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Patreon Teaser: Sur of the Border (Vanderpump Rules S2 E10 Recap) Aug 14, 2023

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Stassi has invited the cast of Vanderpump Rules to Cabo for her birthday and she wants to make sure everyone has the best time of their lives. Except for Scheana, Shay, Katie, and Jax. Pour yourself a michelada and listen as Amy and Riley recap the trip of a lifetime.

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Turtle Time Presents: The Top 10 Housewives of All Time Aug 11, 2023

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While Amy is away, the turtles will play. This week, Amy and Riley face the hardest challenge in Turtle Time history - officially ranking and evaluating their top 10 housewives. Who will come out on top? Who will be ignored? Which four housewives will have their faces etched upon Mount Rushmore to replace the presidents? All of those questions will be answered on this very special episode of Turtle Time.

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Patreon Teaser: Rich People Annoy Me (Vanderpump Rules S2 E9 Recap) Aug 07, 2023

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Amy and Riley watch in pure pleasure as the Vanderpump Rules cast serve Lisa's friends one of the best dinners they've ever had and then watch in horror as Kristen gets the worst Tarot reading of her life.

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Welcome to Villa Grigio (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps) Aug 04, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the Weinstein brothers, the secret to immortality, Tom Sandoval bringing photos of Raquel to his Special Forces show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 21:45)

Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (21:45), Real Housewives of Atlanta (00:59:02), and Real Housewives of Orange County (01:23:44)

This is the absolute embodiment of Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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Patreon Teaser: Sherlock Stassi (Vanderpump Rules S2 E8 Recap) Jul 31, 2023

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Stassi Schroeder is become Sherlock, solver of mysteries. And Amy and Riley revel in her powers of detection and talk about Barbie for 20 minutes.

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Jessel’s Hideous Horrible Granny Green Lingerie (RHONY, RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps) Jul 28, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Jax and Brittany's Spin-Off, Oppenheimer, Barbie, and much more. (00:00 - 50:42)

Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (51:00), Real Housewives of Orange County (01:36:12), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (02:21:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:30:52)

This is 2 hours and 47 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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Patreon Teaser: Addicted (Vanderpump Rules S2 E7 Recap) Jul 24, 2023

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Amy and Riley watch in horror as Tequila Katie unleashes hell upon the cast of Vanderpump Rules.

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Amy and Riley Raise Hell (RHONY, RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps) Jul 21, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Wolf by Vanderpump, BravoCon, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One, and much more. (00:00 - 34:50)

Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (40:25), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (01:33:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:01:48) Real Housewives of Orange County (02:23:25)

This is 2 hours and 53 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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Patreon Teaser: Lisa's Angels (Vanderpump Rules S2 E6 Recap) Jul 17, 2023

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The angels of Sur Restaurant finally get their wings at Pride.

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