Turtle Time

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Tamra Judge’s Reign of Terror (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps) Sep 22, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Southern Charm is back and Amy and Riley are ready to be charmed. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Shannon Beador's DUI, their dream unauthorized BravoCon panel, Bethenny Frankel's response to last week's episode, the films of Nicole Holofcener, and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:01:05)

Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:08:00), RHOSLC (01:57:50), and RHOC (02:35:17), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. (02:57:13)

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Patreon Teaser: Vanderpump Rules Season 2 Reunion + Secrets Revealed Recap Sep 18, 2023

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Amy and Riley raise their glasses as high as humanly possible and officially say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 2 by recapping this explosive, powerful two-part reunion. This reunion is under the Turtle Time magnifying glass and we analyze every inch of it until there's absolutely nothing left to parse.

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Amy and Riley's Death Oath (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOA, and RHONY Recaps) Sep 15, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the further fall of RadHouse aka the end of Lindsay Hubbard and Carl Radke's relationship, the Winter House season 3 trailer, Tom Sandoval on Masked Singer, Ariana Madix and Mauricio Umansky on Dancing with the Stars, Vicki Gunvalson being awarded a Wifetime Achievement Award, Frank Sinatra and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:08:11)

Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (01:09:40), RHOA (01:32:55), and RHOC (02:07:50), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY and award the first ever Amy and Riley's Certified Stinker Award! (02:22:33).

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Patreon Teaser: I Lied (Vanderpump Rules S2 E14 Recap) Sep 11, 2023

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Amy and Riley recap the season two finale of Vanderpump Rules. In this iconic episode, Lisa Vanderpump has gathered all of her best friends together to celebrate Scheana's engagement to Mike Shay. But what should be a fun, celebratory event is soon desecrated by an unfathomable secret - a secret that could tear this wonderful group of friends apart and potentially topple Lisa's restaurant empire forever.

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Amy and Riley in Outer Darkness (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOA, and RHONY Recaps) Sep 08, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale party where a man wreaked havoc upon Kyle Chan's beautiful whiskey launch party, the further fall of RadHouse, Jax's new House of Villains show, Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and much more. (00:00 - 00:55:16)

Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (00:55:20), RHOC (01:36:56), and RHOA (1:54:56), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY (02:17:24).

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Patreon Teaser: Bitch Slap (Vanderpump Rules S2 E13 Recap) Sep 04, 2023

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Much like John Adams, Stassi Schroeder has come to an emotional crossroads when she learns that Kristen and Jax made love together twice while watching the Nicolas Winding Refn film, "Drive". Will Stassi take the road less traveled or will she succumb to her violent instincts? And will Lisa ever be able to repair the relationship between her best friends or will her restaurant empire finally topple from the weight of their bad decisions?

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RadHouse Has Fallen (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps) Sep 01, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley mourn the fall of RadHouse and the presumed end of Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard's relationship. They also discuss Craig Conover, Beyonce, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Vanderpump Rules, the films of Werner Herzog, and much more. (00:00 - 01:28:25)

Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:28:25), RHOA (02:06:36), and RHOC (02:36:26).

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Patreon Teaser: Til Death Do Us Part (Vanderpump Rules S2 E12 Recap) Aug 28, 2023

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The ice is starting to crack beneath the cast of Vanderpump Rules. Tom Sandoval admits that he kissed Ariana at the Golden Nugget and it sends a shockwave through Sur. Will Lisa Vanderpump be able to contain the chaos or will it topple her restaurant empire forever?

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The Redemption of Rachel Leviss (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps) Aug 25, 2023

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other perfectly and then dive in to Stassi Schroeder's analysis of the Rachel Leviss / Bethenny Frankel podcast. Amy and Riley then speculate if there is any possibility of a redemption arc for Rachel and offer advice of a potential way back for her.

Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:11:00), RHOC (02:16:00), and RHOA (02:36:50)

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Patreon Teaser: The Ultimatum (Vanderpump Rules S2 E11 Recap) Aug 21, 2023

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Amy and Riley watch in pure bliss as the cast of Vanderpump Rules continue to party in Cabo. In this powerful episode, Kristen gives Lisa Vanderpump the ultimatum of a lifetime. An ultimatum that Kristen may never recover from...

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