The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus Ep - Be more like Casanova Dec 14, 2020

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor encourage teens to "fight the power" by wearing any nail polish they want, show genuine concern for Logan Paul, and salute their growing fanbase in Wappingers Falls, NY

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Ep. 010 - Always Good Dec 10, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa applauds the success of Roddy Ricch but wonders what his summer would have been like in a non-quarantine 2020, while Gastor shares with the listeners how his "Always Good" mantra works.

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Bonus Ep - George Clooney's Secrets Dec 07, 2020

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa doubts the legitimacy of George Clooney's proclaimed hair routine, while Gastor grows concerned for Joe Biden's ability to survive the presidency based on his most recent injury.

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Ep. 009 - Where's Rita? Dec 03, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa wonders who came to Rita Ora's party, while Gastor wonders if drinking Hennessy before games was the key to Marshawn Lynch's success.

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Bonus Ep - Grown folk know about the Eggplant imoji Nov 30, 2020

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the future of fake faces created by artificial intelligence and how to talk to your parents about their sex life.

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Ep. 008 - Lil Wayne deserves a presidential Pardon! Nov 26, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa goes off on Sherwin-Williams, while Gastor invites 3 people, and only 3 people, to Thanksgiving. Together, they discuss the likelihood of a Donald Trump issuing a pardon of Lil Wayne.

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Bonus Ep - Don't name your son Scooter Nov 23, 2020

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Michelle Obama calling out the Trumps on their nonsense, and why you should never date a guy named Scooter.

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Ep. 007 - Benny the Butcher vs McDreamy Nov 19, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa is in a better place now that Mercury is no longer in retrograde, and Gastor is learning what that means. Together, they discuss Chris Brown's future in the OnlyFans market, Costco's business practices, and wonder how Blue Ivy Carter has a better agent then they do.

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Bonus Ep - Party In the US of A Nov 16, 2020

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor look at the Music Charts and see what songs have become hits in the aftermath of the election.

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Ep. 006 - What's more expensive: a Travis Scott verse or a Travis Scott doll? Nov 12, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa deals with her passive-aggressive cat while Gastor bonds with Shalewa because they both came from "No-pets" households. The duo talk about Ben Carson's sickness, life after Trump's presidency, and paying $55,000 for a McDonalds' toy.

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