The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Kanye for President! Nov 02, 2020

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor consider buying property in Sicily for dollar, and discuss the "probable" (ed. - Gastor's words only) Kanye West presidency.

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Ep. 004 - Guess The President's Password Oct 29, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa manages her procrastination while Gastor discusses password security. The duo also discuss the lucrative world of podcasting according to Billy McFarland of Fyre Fest fame.

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Bonus Ep - No new friends named Cap Oct 26, 2020

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa isn't curious about how T.I.'s friend urinated on Drake, and Gastor think's he could have gotten Kanye elected.

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Ep. 003 - ZoomD in Retrograde Oct 22, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa deals with Mercury being in retrograde while Gastor fights buying his own birthday gift. The duo discuss how soon after a zoom meeting before you can pleasure yourself, the love of slow moving sports, and what they were doing as 14 year olds.

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Bonus Ep - Happy Hour at Cracker Barrel Oct 19, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa isn't impressed easily by a lawyer/mom, and Gastor enjoys the new additions to the drinking menu at Cracker Barrel.

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Ep. 002 - Rolls Royce and Good D Oct 15, 2020

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In today's episode, Shalewa tells us how she spends her time during the rainy season, and Gastor shares his views on his wife's growing garden. Together, they talk about Killer Mike's new Black Owned Bank, Donald Trump's latest twitter beef, and Offset using a Rolls to buy love from Cardi.

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Ep. 001 - World Premier: It's All in the Voice Oct 09, 2020

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In their debut episode, comedians Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe discuss the best times to use a fiber glass wall divider, and who really deserves to pay $750 in federal taxes.

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