The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus Ep - Girl Scout Cookies and a Vegan KitKat Feb 22, 2021

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa shares her Girl Scout Cookies - but only a certain amount of them. Gastor tells us what he doesn't give kids money who are fundraising for their basketball team. Together, they discuss McDonald's new chicken sandwich clothing and the premier of the vegan KitKat.

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Ep. 020 - No Mardi Gras for 2021 Feb 18, 2021

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the alternative ways the people of New Orleans are celebrating Mardi Gras, Central Park Karen getting her charges dropped, and they give props to a young student who got accepted into 50 colleges!

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Bonus Ep - How Many Mugs Do You Own? Feb 15, 2021

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa wonders what is the right amount of mugs to have in her life, while Gastor notices how Crack documentaries all share a similar trait. Together, the laugh at the silliness that is Sean Combs suing Sean John for using Sean Combs when talking about Sean John.

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Ep. 019 - Lay off The Weeknd Feb 11, 2021

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the opening day of Trump's Impeachment trial, a Utah school that allowed their students to opt out of Black History Month, and Shalewa soap-boxes about The Weeknd's Halftime show.

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Bonus Ep - Was your Cardboad cutout at the Superbowl? Feb 08, 2021

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Tesla's recall, GameStop Stock finally calming down, Rob Gronkowski faking off-season workouts and the 30,000 cardboard cutouts that will attend the Super Bowl

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Ep. 018 - "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang fights Covid Feb 04, 2021

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa deal with being snowed in as part of the blizzard that hit the Northeast. Together they discuss Trump's plan to fight his impeachment, the GOP's counter to Biden's Relief plan, and "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang getting covid-19.

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Bonus Ep - If Trey Songz punched you, own it Feb 01, 2021

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the iPhone 12 interfering with pacemakers, Trey Songz beating up cops, and the sad case of the Secret Service workers who get stuck guarding Eric Trump. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy

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Ep. 017 - Putin laughs at Biden Jan 28, 2021

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the monkey worker's union, the incredibly slow rising minimum wage, and Joe Biden's first phone call with Vladimir Putin. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy

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Bonus Ep - Parlor vs. Tim "Apple" Jan 25, 2021

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about TIm Cook shutting down Parlor, Azealia Banks boiling cats, and the awesome members of Bills Mafia.

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Ep. 016 - Trump's Going Away Bash! Jan 21, 2021

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the transition of power between Trump and Biden, Trump's presidential pardons (Shouts to Lil Wayne!) and a recent discovery that might reveal how dinosaurs had sex.

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