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The Topical Wins A Pulitzer May 04, 2020

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It’s the highest award one can receive for achievements in journalistic excellence. Host Leslie Price accepts the prize with grace and poise as he showcases some of the show’s finest work.

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Struggling United States Purchased By Private Equity Firm May 01, 2020

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The U.S. may have some big changes coming its way after being acquired by Prospect Capital Partners. Hear what this could mean for the newly renamed United50’s future, assuming it has one.

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This Woman Was Isolated In Her Nursing Home, So Her Grandchildren Stood Outside With Signs To Ask Her For Money Apr 30, 2020

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When COVID-19 struck, 17 year-old Syndney Powell was worried she might never get to take cash from her grandma again, so she decided to do something special. And now, she’s inspiring grandchildren all over the country to do the same.

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Thousands Of Stockpiled Ventilators Sent To New York Hospitals Turn Out To Be Claw Machines Apr 29, 2020

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And really hard ones, too. Hear how the latest blunder by the federal government is frustrating doctors and state officials.

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Walgreens Introduces New Dumbass-Only Shopping Hours For Dipshits Who Don’t Know How To Stay 6 Feet Away Apr 28, 2020

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More American retailers are doing their part to help protect our most vulnerable populations. Hear how Walgreens stores nationwide will now be open from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m. exclusively for brain-dead morons who have no fucking clue how to maintain a safe distance from their fellow shoppers.

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TheOnion.com Has Been Designated As A Pandemic Shelter In The Event That Covid-19 Could Spread Through The Internet Apr 27, 2020

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Hear how visiting the website of America’s Finest News Source could prevent you from contracting the

coronavirus.

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Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman’s Nudes If They Leaked Apr 24, 2020

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With social distancing in full effect, a new poll finds that millions of Americans are spending more time contemplating what John Goodman’s nude body looks like. Hear how people are dealing with the lingering questions over whether they’ll ever truly know of the contours of the A-list actor’s flesh.

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Federal Reserve To Infuse Wall Street With $500 Billion Worth Of Cocaine Apr 23, 2020

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Financial experts are counting on the half-trillion-dollar stimulus to turn the roughly 200,000 men and women on Wall Street into coked-up animals eager to buy any stock in sight well into the morning hours without any break for food or water.

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Psychologists: So-Called ‘Dr. Fauci’ Just A Figment Of Nation’s Collective Imagination Apr 22, 2020

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He’s the man the country has turned to most as a trusted and comforting voice during the coronavirus pandemic. However, the nation’s top psychologists now believe Dr. Anthony Fauci may be nothing more than an imaginary friend Americans have made up to get through this stressful period.

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Nation Close To Getting Video Conferencing Software To Work Apr 21, 2020

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Social distancing is changing the way we communicate with one another. Today, hear how more Americans are making an effort to stay connected with loved ones and colleagues through shitty video conferencing software that just won’t fucking work.

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