The Tim Hawkins Podcast

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S1 Ep63: 063 - The Crew - Wontons, Hockey & Freight’s Thighs Jun 15, 2017

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The crew crashed Tim’s house! This week, Caleb’s arms are getting huge! Tim thinks way too hard about baby teeth. Josh wonders if Elton John and Billy Joel are the same person. And Freight has impressive thighs.

Also on this episode: Tim gives Caleb some ground rules for using the sauna. The gang talks greatest guitar player of all time. A Russian Lady keeps burping Italian Sausage. Tim finds frozen wontons in the mancave. And Freight wants a talking prairie dog to help him out on the road.
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S1 Ep62: 062 - Bob Smiley - Germs, Elves & Buckets of Fish Jun 08, 2017

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Bob Smiley is rollin’ along on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim doesn’t know what data is. Freight chimes in with an early and epic Freightback. Caleb is afraid of bathroom germs. The gang gets in a kerfuffle over hand washing. We meet Tim’s “special helper”, Reggie the Pocket Elf. And Smiley is trying to find a date on “Buckets of Fish”.

Also on this episode: Tim accidentally changes a word in a joke and bombs. Bob sleeps in a kitchen and showers in the mop sink. Caleb wonders how much protein there is in a grasshopper. Freight and the gang opens gifts from fans. And Tim finds a trio of Eight-Wait-Boom songs.
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S1 Ep61: 061 AUDIO - Kenn Kington - Belts, Breakdowns and Brosaken May 30, 2017

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It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.
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S1 Ep60: 060 - John Crist - Videos, Cupcakes and Bad Words May 11, 2017

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John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus.

Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas.

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S1 Ep59: 059 - Jonnie W - Hugs, Pizza, and Woofs May 04, 2017

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Jonnie W is riding on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim gets pizza, but not the pizza he wants. Glade calls into the show. Freight calls out Chick-Fil-A’s green apple problem. The fire alarm goes off during the show. And Jonnie recalls the first time he ever hugged Tim.

Also on this episode: The gang talks nicknames for your significant other. Freight gets an amazing gift. Tim gets a Yeti Cooler. We take questions from our tweeps. Tim’s mom, Nelda calls into the show. And Freight says “dope”.
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S1 Ep58: 058 - John Branyan - Dummies, Supplements and Comfy Pants Apr 27, 2017

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John is hanging out on our “standard-sized” bus. This week, Heather wants Tim to un-condition the air. Caleb never knows when to stop taking supplements. John is upset that the podcast never starts on time. And Freight is buried under a mountain of Poddy Break Loot.

Also in this episode: The music shop in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood is a front. Tim imagines a ventriloquist funeral. Caleb doesn’t have time to worry about artificial intelligence. John is afraid of being mauled by squirrels. And Freight imitates an owl to a moderate degree of success.
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S1 Ep57: 057 - John Crist - Wintergreen, Bunnies and FreightFacts Apr 20, 2017

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Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA.

Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears.
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S1 Ep56: 056 - John Crist - Acting, Q’waves and Freight Fists Apr 13, 2017

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John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent.
Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie.

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S1 Ep55: 055 - Dustin Nickerson - Pill Bugs, Fighter Jets and Baby Puke Apr 06, 2017

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Dustin Nickerson jumps on the bus! This week, Tim’s son smelled and nobody knew why. Dustin’s youngest puts an insect in his head. Caleb doesn’t know how tall he is. Freight talks about head transplants. And Dustin can’t open the doors on the bus.
Also on this episode: Caleb takes a personality test. Freight asks a logistical question. Dustin and Caleb play some b-ball outside of the church. Tim changes some lyrics so the Beatles can lead worship. And Dustin receives his first Freightback!
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S1 Ep54: 054 - Jonnie W - Insulation, CrossFit and Glowing Pigs Mar 30, 2017

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We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.
Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.
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