The Tim Hawkins Podcast

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S1 Ep53: 053 - The Crew - Plivates, Ultraman, and Cannibals Mar 23, 2017

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It’s the Crew + Olivia!! ALSO OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE!!! The crew kicks off with Underwear Talk. Spoiled Rich Kid’s sister, Veronica stops by. Tim locates an elusive 12 - Wait - BOOM! Caleb and Josh get exposed to the horrors of 70’s kids shows. And Freight issues an executive order.
Also in this episode: Veronica reveals some scandalous news about Gliffrey. Tim tasks his youngest child with creating a spotify playlist of alcohol songs. Baby Caleb goes to see Uncle Tim sing karaoke. Tim breaks down the Poddy Family Tree. And the gang goes all intervention on each other.
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S1 Ep52: 052 - Jonnie W – Moths, Al-Froids and Night Terrors Mar 09, 2017

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Jonnie DubDubs is back for some more Poddy Break. This week, Tim gets moth guts on his hands. Jonnie and Tim have “Eagle Talk”. The gang is apparently putting everyone to sleep. Freight gets all jacked on steroids. And Caleb eats pizza on a hotel towel.
Also on this episode: Jonnie falls out of his bunk. Marty the Moth calls into the podcast. Bob Smiley is an unwitting participant in our newest segment. Freight wants to clip a carabiner to Jonnie’s underwear. Caleb barely lives through a technical meltdown. And we have another round of Freigh-e-okee!!!!
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S1 Ep51: 051 - Todd Hawkins - Backhands, Plantains and Dalfreightions Mar 02, 2017

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Tim’s brother, Todd, is hanging with us in the Sprinter Van! Tim gets assaulted by a pungent glue. Freight wants to know what La La Land is. Caleb gets knocked off his longboard by a supernatural force. Pooz throws shade at Todd over some candy cigarettes. And Freight retrieves a water bottle for Tim at the strangest time.
Also on this episode: Tim almost crashes on his Segway. Freight wears a speedo in Dubai. Caleb reminisces about the war with the Asians. How do they make plantain chips? Did Todd check the itinerary? Tim recounts the worst pain in his life. And the gang listens to some terrible music.
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S1 Ep50: 050 - The Crew - Slinkys, Trolls and Buttered Freight Feb 23, 2017

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The gang is cruising through Sunny California in the Sprinter Van!! This week, Freight gets sick and barfs. Tim speaks Russian. Caleb and Tim delve further into the Gooby Goober voice. Trump talks about Weebles. Josh asks a riveting question about Slinkys. And Caleb crushes some animal style fries.
Also on this episode: Josh visits Velveeta, CA. A wall falls on an unsuspecting Freight. The gang has burger talk. What fruit would Freight dip in ranch dressing? Caleb gets a job as a hay hut troll. And Freight gets buttered up and slides down a hill.
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S1 Ep49: 049 - John Crist - Anthems, Jerky and Freight Films Feb 16, 2017

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Heyooo, John Crist is CRUSHING IT on the podcast! This week, Luke Bryan sings the National Anthem. Tim says the word "orange". Josh tells a Valentine's Day story. Freight stares at a basket of crackers. John wonders if sharks are gluten intolerant. And everyone chews deer jerky directly into their microphones!

Also on this episode: We discuss your #Freightvrite movies. Caleb isn't very handy, but makes up for it with his beard. Who's Kim Yon Goon? Get yourself a Freight stake. Are guys intimidated by funny women? And Freight gets the most epic gift ever!

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S1 Ep48: 048 - Jonnie W - Crappaw, Tattoos and Velveeta Feb 09, 2017

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Heeeere’s Jonnie W. And also, Crappaw, Luke Bryan, Ikea Man, and Tim, and Caleb, and Freight, and Aaron… SO MANY PEOPLE!! Tim and Caleb talk tattoos. Tim finds the correlation between prison ministry and Chuck E. Cheese. Freight throws a water bottle. Jonnie channels Hannibal Lecter. And Aaron beheads a block of Velveeta.
Also on this episode: The gang opens gifts from Poddy Break fans! Crappaw gets new tennis balls. Ikea man gets some olives. Jonnie shows his biblical knowledge. Freight doesn’t get a Christian pickup line. And Crappaw gives out motivational speeches.
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S1 Ep47: 047 - Jonnie W - Ant Farms, Lazy Susans and Jello Feb 02, 2017

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Jonnie is ready to roll on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim brings a Trump prophecy before the group. Caleb has a Freight-sperience at Home Depot. Jonnie has a feud with Jon Bon Jovi. And Freight hauls booty around the building to give some fans a photo op.

Also on this episode: Jonnie eats all the bacon. Tim lives the thug life. Caleb can’t complete a drug test. Freight challenges Madonna to a wrestling match. Jonnie accidentally shaves his body. And the gang Freightbacks historical figures.

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S1 Ep46: 046 - Kenn Kington - Hearts, Butter and Brasil Nuts Jan 26, 2017

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Kenn Kington is back, and he’s ready to roll. This week on Poddy Break, Tim professes his love of dimmers. Freight reprimands Tim for digging his fingers in the nut jar. Kenn is a walking miracle. Tim and Kenn talk about joke thieves. And, CALEB FINDS THE FOAMY THING!!!
Also on this episode: Tim gives his kids 200 oz of Mr. Pibb. We meet Taylor Swift’s sisters. Kenn’s heart calls into the show. Caleb and Josh get Freight to load the trailer. And, Luke Bryan sings the national anthem!
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S1 Ep45: 045 - Aaron Willis - Nerf, Robes and Compote Jan 19, 2017

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Grab your waffles, it’s time to party! Tim’s producer, Aaron Willis, joins the crew this week. Freight and Aaron chow down at a Bob Evan’s. Tim wonders about his standards of a clean house. Freight puts his toothbrush in the cabinet. Caleb hugs too long because Freight throws his shoes away. And Tim puts a piranha in his mouth.

Also on this episode: Aaron compares The Revenant to My Little Pony. The gang answers important questions from Twitter. Freight’s mom finds a cooler full of cash in the garage. Tim has walnut bowls. And Freight and Tim sing some Freight-i-oky!!!
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S1 Ep44: 044 - Spencer Hawkins - Smells, Bowties and Monkey Skulls Jan 12, 2017

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Ding ding, back in the ring, for another round of Poddy Break! Tim’s eldest son Spencer is on the show, and he’s making bowties for dogs! Caleb’s been bored during the slow work season, and Tim has lactic acid in his quads. Freight sings a sliver of karaoke, and laughs at a dog. And the Hawkins clan makes a terrifying discovery in the family van.

Also in this episode: Tim misses the smell of mimeograph ink. Luke Bryan hits Dylan Scott with a folding chair. Kevin the Guitar Center guy shows up and plays some monster riffs. Freight speaks in his Russian Accent. And Spencer eats a whole jar of strawberry preserves.
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