The Tim Hawkins Podcast

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S1 Ep83: 083 - Osteen’s Board Game, Freight the Tricycle, and Philosophy Apr 05, 2018

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This week, Nekked (aka Monty, aka Gerber, aka Kevin) sits in! Tim has hot takes on Star Wars. Caleb thinks ranch can be used on everything. Branyan's chicken finger feud continues. Freight imitates Forrest Gump as Gonzo, Peter Dinklage grows once every year.

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S1 Ep82: 082 - Freight Cakes, Ice Rats, and Bad National Anthems Mar 29, 2018

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This week, Levi explores the potential of Cold Stone Steve Austin. Caleb is unsure if a pepper is a fruit. Freight's fame pulls people away from Bob's table. And Tim is in a Gospel trans.

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S1 Ep81: 081 - Copy Cats, Gym Peeves, and Lung Hockey Mar 22, 2018

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WE’RE BACK! This week, Olivia calls in unexpectedly to talk about her love life. Tim has had enough of the machine nesters at the gym. Bob thinks Naked looks like a giant baby. Caleb googles the definition of a hole. And Freight sings Cat Scratch Fever as Gonzo.

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S1 Ep80: The Big Crew - Cats, Shawls and Sandy Soil Dec 21, 2017

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The (extended) gang is here for our last episode of the year! This week, Todd, Jean & Aaron join from our TX office. Tim and Todd tell stories about Coach and Coach’s coach friends! Jean gets a visit from Nancy, the black cat. Todd wonders if there is such a thing as a male shawl. We recount our favorite dishes at the company Christmas party. And Pooz almost destroys a Target employee over a red boombox.

Also in this episode: We discover Jean’s hatred of nature. Caleb and Josh are brought together by a Game Cube. The TX gang is very bitter about the basement situation in MO. We learn about a new country artist Sandy Soil. And Tim can see through his own skin.
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S1 Ep79: Kenn Kington - Holy Nights and Silent Freightbacks Dec 14, 2017

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Kenn Kington is back on the show! This week, Todd calls into the show. Tim finishes the last shows of 2017. Freight goes on a bender. The crew says goodbye to Josh. We learn everybody’s favorite Christmas movies. And Tim loses his Christmas spirit because of too many Pentatonix songs.
Also on this episode: Tim gets a typewriter. The gang introduces Kenn to the best version of “O Holy Night”. Rick Astley can’t hit those notes. Inflatable Santa has problems on the roof. The bus breaks down temporarily. And Freight assembles some Ikea furniture.
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S1 Ep78: John Branyan - Vampires, Balloons and Christmas Nov 30, 2017

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John Branyan is BACK, and it’s time to get weird! This week, Tim counts people’s items in the express lane. Freight has an amazing Costco strategy. John is old enough to get away with petty crimes. Tim offends Jewish Vampires. And Caleb gets very upset when Freight eats his bison burger.

Also on this episode: Tim’s elbow is filling up with water. Heather doesn’t put groceries in a bag. The gang thinks Freight should have his own parade balloon, and subsequently, a calendar. And John gets served an original, hand-crafted Freightback.Follow us @poddybreak
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S1 Ep77: Dustin Nickerson - Pirates, Cinnabons and Freestyles Nov 21, 2017

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Dustin is back on the Poddy Bus!! This week, Tim gets everyone ready to podcast, and then just starts eating in the middle of the room. Dustin tells a regional joke that doesn’t land. Spoiled Rich Kid hears from his first potential female suitor, and it doesn’t go well. Caleb tries to Google “Painted Baby Pictures”. And a Freight joke goes over the line. (You’ve been warned.)

Also on this episode: Tim does a freestyle rap about school picture day. Naked drops his Cinnabon. Dustin’s son pukes the entire color spectrum. Caleb fully inserts his hand into the cream cheese. The gang talks their favorite music. And Freight goes all in on a screaming goat toy.Follow us @poddybreak
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S1 Ep76: Bob Smiley - Donkeys, Salads and Hallmark Movies Nov 09, 2017

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Bob Smiley takes a break from eating squirrel to go out on the road with us! This week, Tim has a solid salad. Caleb wonders if Missouri, as a state, uses too much ranch dressing. Bob gets kicked out of a cut-rate Bowling Hall of Fame. And Freight is PUMPED for some Hallmark Christmas movies.

Also in this episode: Bob and Tim bleed on stage. Caleb dry heaves while looking at a bowler’s thumb. Freight tells a story about Stan the Donkey whilst sitting atop his throne. Bob runs down the list of things you’re encouraged to kill. Tim’s dogs are in need of respiratory assistance. AND LADIES… submit your applications to win a date with Spoiled Rich Kid.
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S1 Ep75: John Branyan - Driftwood, Hobos and Cat Witter Oct 26, 2017

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John Branyan is in the house! This week, nobody can hear, and everybody wants reverb. The gang talks fighting. Baby Josh has trouble speaking. Freight has a condition where nobody wants to listen to him. Caleb fields a bunch of questions from Twitter. And there might be a flame thrower outside the bus.
Also in this episode: Caleb wants to know what autumn in the park smells like. Tim fears the combover. Freight wants to look like a full on hobo. John does more Freight introductions. And we witness the glorious QUADRUPLE FREIGHTBACK!!!!
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S1 Ep74: Dustin Nickerson - Thieves, Thongs and Trafts Oct 19, 2017

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The awesome Dustin Nickerson hops on the bus! This week, Tim tells a completely erroneous fun facts about Freight. Caleb starts a dialog about the dress code on the bus. Dustin kneels at the sight of Tim’s American Flag pants. Josh’s adulthood status is questioned. And Freight wants to gently rock Dustin like a baby.
Also in this episode: Tim wants to journal but doesn’t. Joke thieves steal one of Tim’s jokes. Tim steals one of Bob Smiley’s jokes. Dustin steals one of Pete Holmes jokes, and immediately back pedals. Tim and Dustin discuss the comedy boom. And Freight takes a little nap.
Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com
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