The Shade Of It All: A Rucast Podrace for RuPaul's Drag Race

Episode 223: Season 16, Episodes 7-16 - These Are Our REAL Thoughts, Heughnny! Sep 04, 2024

READERS, school is back in session and so are we! Not content to leave you hanging, Kyle and Dr. Ben dust off their seats at the Shade Table to recap their thoughts on the remainder of one of their favorite regular seasons in a while (even if the narrative conclusion left a little bit to be desired). Join us ahead of our still-to-be-determined cadence for our RuCaps of Global All Stars with this Season 16 sum-up! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 222: Season 16, Episode 6 - The Dawls Are The DAWLS Feb 13, 2024

At this point READERS, the dawls are the DAWLS! Avid dawl collector and fellow Aries Yair joins Kyle as they discuss their childhood journeys with toys and dolls, what aspects a collector looks for when expanding on their collection, the joys of getting a fresh challenge sixteen seasons into the franchise, and the many varied outcomes with the queens' foray into creating, branding and selling their signature limited edition dolls! Did the judges get it right? Which doll did you most want to add to your collection? (music: bensound.com)

Episode 221: Season 16, Episode 5 - Quiet (Pussycat) Riot Feb 06, 2024

Down on your knees READERS - Mother is in the spotlight! What happens when Kyle (who's kind of a bitch) and Keith (who puts your man on a leash) are drinking, having Keith cookies, and talking about made up Swedish bands? It means they're also talking latex for a mini challenge, self-producing girlies who don't think fully through their edits, being picked last in gym class, and the satisfaction of an underestimated underdog edit coming to fruition! Along with pussycat wigs (and mushroom, bus driver, Marcel finger wave and bowl cut wigs pretending to be pussycat wigs), we've got a quick (for us) rucap of Episode 5 of Season 16 of RuPaul's Drag Race - the girl group challenge! Make sure your Q doesn't heave on your angora carpet! We mean your cat.

Episode 220: Season 16, Episode 4 - The Jannification of Loosey La-Q-Ca Jan 30, 2024

SCHNAP OUT OF IT, READERS! Kyle and Keith are joined by Berlin-born, Boston based, bashful boy Patrick R to discuss hotel upgrades, stances on sketch comedy (or lack thereof), Chermit the Tiger the Frog, Babs and that emotional Eliminaysha and all that transpired in episode 4 of Drag Race Season 16, RDR Live! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 219: Season 16, Episode 3 - Mom Jeans & Mother Toilets Jan 23, 2024

READERS - for the Mother of All Balls, who would you have summoned to the Shade Table? ("...Pass!") Kyle is joined by Keith, Ben and Holly for a 3 hour deep dive into the season so far, being kindofabitch, those WHO AIN'T NO DIVAAAAAA, what offended them about the various presentations of the episode (spoiler alert - there's a lot of things!) and opinions on all FORTY TWO! looks from Season 16's first full cast challenge, The Mother Ball! Who are your Mother Goose and Significant Mothers, and do you agree with the final Rate-A-Queen results? Were the right winner and Porkchop selected? Let us know, maldita perra! (music: bensound.com)

Episodes 217 & 218: Season 16 Split Premiere - Two Star-Crossed Titties in VeRUna Jan 21, 2024

The wait is over, reading kittens! With a new year, new season of Drag Race and new equipment to break in at the Shade Table, Kyle & Ben dive into their thoughts on heel clacking, cross-eyed titty bibs, social media mugs, flippin to flip, political posters, AI racers, bananas and rating queens in our RuCap of the split premiere episodes of Season 16 of RuPaul's Drag Race! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 216: We Need A Ruvolution (Season 16 Promo Thoughts!) Dec 08, 2023

Grab your sixteen tunneled candles and pearl (h*rbor) thongs because The Shade Table is BACK IN SESSION! Fresh off the Sasha Colby Meet & Greet, Kyle is joined by Katie and Calvin Cato to give flowers and camouflaged shade at our latest crop of queens for Season 16 of Drag Race OG. (Spoiler alert: a past multi-visit Shade Table librarian is now a RuGirl!!!) Check out our rundown of the Season 16 Meet the Queens ahead of the NEW season kicking off on January 5th! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 215: All Stars 8, Episodes 7-12 - Buzzballing About Queen B Aug 14, 2023

READERS, we've got more summer reading for your nerves! Kyle and Keith are joined by The Bronx's premiere andrologist Ricardo Cabanas at the Shade Table, having buzzballs and Strawberritas and a slew of various Drag Race opinions. We talk about Ricardo's job of helping people make babies, the revolving door of Hell's Kitchen gay bars, how to see Beyonce twice (Kyle's not bitter), and our thoughts on the outcome of the back half of All Stars 8. How did y'all find this season readers? And which franchise are you enjoying most (and should we cover next?) (music: bensound.com)

Episodes 212, 213 & 214: Be Bold, Be Great, Beyoncé Aug 06, 2023

Because you're holding up podcasting, green means GO!

READERS, it's our longest episode ever but I promise it's for all the right reasons - Kyle's joined at the Shade Table with Ben and Tom McDonald of bookseller fame to wax poetic about the greatest all-around performer of our time, Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter. We do a deep dive from the Destiny's Child days through the first 4 albums of her solo career, and of course talk about the *experience* Kyle and Ben had at the Renaissance World Tour. (We also spend time at the top talking about astrology, working at bookstores and some of Kyle and Tom's memorable celebrity encounters.) Break up the listen of the episode but don't break your soul - it's a fun listen that'll have you jumpin jumpin for our follow up (when we'll talk about self-titled and beyond in more depth).

Episodes 210 & 211: All Stars 8, Episodes 5 & 6 - The Zaddy of All Shade Of It All Podcasts! Jun 19, 2023

Happy Zaddy's Day, READERS! One of the longest episodes of The Shade Of It All to date is here for all of the best reasons: via satellite call from Lebanon, the humble, honest, humongously talented, handsome and hot Haaz Sleiman joins (a VERY geeked and internally fanboying) Kyle at the Shade Table! Adorable nieces and brief internet outages were no match for a full-range conversation, discussing Haaz's introduction to acting, the other actors whose work inspires him, which of his roles led to him owning a custom $1k human hair wig, and being named a Daddy by Queerty for Father's Day this year. We also kiki quite a bit about Drag Race (and lightly spoil episodes 5-7 of All Stars 8, for the record). Which crowned queen did Haaz work with and encourage to go on the show? How many seasons of Drag Race and the numerous spinoffs has he seen? What type of queen would he be if he performed regularly? (Hint: there may be a reason Haaz asked what age range our audience is.) ;) Truly, we're honored to have had the time with him, and hope you enjoy the episode and if you aren't already, familiarize yourself with Haaz's work as his star continues to shine brighter!

(Kyditor's note: Moving On is now available on streaming, as is Breaking Fast which everyone should see!)

(music: bensound.com)

Episode 209: All Stars 8, Episode 4 - Ass (Not) Seen On TV Jun 01, 2023

Well another episode happened readers! Kyle and Ben play around with some new sound effects, share some thoughts on old school drag, new drag television (hiiiiiieeeeee, Drag Me To Dinner) and begrudgingly relive their thoughts on Episode 4 of All Stars 8, "Screen Queens". (music: bensound.com)

Episode 208: All Stars 8, Episodes 2 & 3 - Beige Against The Machine May 24, 2023

Kyle and Keith return to the Shade Table with several many cups and opinions. Some discussion points include the Dead Puppies dirge from Kyle’s acting days, the show’s current Production Problem, Tears of the Kingdom, Don’t Attack My Sisters, mismatched kitty bibs, internet Qawk therapy, and ALL OF THE FEELINGS about the “skits” and “designs” from Episodes 2 & 3 of All Stars 8. How many drinks might we need to get through the rest of this season? #HeidiWasRobbed (music: bensound.com)

Episode 207: All Stars 8 Premiere - Whiskey Barns of the Rich & Famous May 17, 2023

We're back back back back back back back back again, READERS! For the premiere of the 8th(!) All Stars season, it's family as Kyle has Katie and Sharron at an IRL Shade Table to talk egg whites in a bag, Katie's jet setting ways, Sharron's fascination with artifice, deeply offensive velvets and our thoughts on the opening episode (and twist!) of All Stars 8, "The Fame Games". Cashews is back on our screens! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 206: Season 15 FINALE - ☜︎⌧︎◻︎♏︎♍︎⧫︎ ❄︎♒︎♏︎ ☜︎⌧︎◻︎♏︎♍︎⧫︎♋︎♌︎●︎♏︎ Apr 18, 2023

👎︎❒︎♋︎♑︎ ✋︎⬧︎ ☠︎□︎⧫︎ ✌︎ 👍︎❒︎♓︎❍︎♏︎, readers! Helping to sum up the first full MTV season, Kyle is joined by recurring Shade Table fixture Keith Avery to talk about the fashions, the interviews, the performances, the injuries, the tantrums and the definitely not at all expected outcome of the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 15! We also chat about what this means in this moment, what it means for the future of the franchise, and give some flowers to our stars of the season, all while laughing far more than we have any right to. Are you satisfied with the outcome readers? And do you have any opinions on what season we should cover next, since the Drag Race machine is running full steam ahead? (Just 3.5 weeks until All Stars 8! 🤯) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 205: Season 15, Episodes 14 & 15 - Blame It On The Aries Apr 13, 2023

READERS, be amazed by the ample artistic Aries awesomeness as Kyle is joined at the (birthday!) Shade Table for the 3rd time this season by his fellow birthmonth sister, Andrilisa! (Andrili is April 3rd and Kyle April 13th - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!) While they do share their fleeting thoughts on the music video, final runway presentations and lipsync of "Blame It On The Edit" as well as the snap impressions of the reunion lewks, please also relish the incredibly helpful advice for creatives, understand the purpose of well-placed critiques and how they can influence you, as well as the word in the Spanish spelling bee that cost Andrilisa the regional title (as well as the word that also tripped up Kyle on his spelling bee championship journey). It's the home stretch to the Season 15 finale - which queen will be the first main season queen to bank over $200,000?! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 204: Season 15, Episode 13 - Miss Husky Timbre Is Missing Apr 06, 2023

Readers, please welcome to the stage: Miss Husky Timbre! (Sidebar: Why is that pronounced “tam-berr?) Two red hot redhead teachers - Ben and Holland - join Kyle at both the physical and virtual Shade Table. We discuss our teachers’ favorite grades to teach, our thoughts on the current state of education, signature challenges from the show’s history, guests doing and giving absolutely nothing in the mini challenge, and the varying results of this season’s makeover on their charges: a group of teachers! Who’s makeover was your favorite? Are we heading into the home stretch with your favorite final 4? And of course: have you finally LET LOOSE? (music: bensound.com)

Episode 203: Season 15, Episode 12 - Wig LOOSE, I Said Wig LOO-OOSE! Mar 30, 2023

It’s time to WIG LOOSE, WE SAID WIG LOO-OOSE! Pregnant star of stage and screen Holland Hamilton joins a congested Kyle at the virtual Shade Table to discuss self love, picking roles in musicals (or having them picked for you), the mover call, effervescent fashion language, and the performances of this season’s Rusical, “Wigloose!” Which part would you have jockeyed for? Was this your favorite Rusical in the show’s history? Most importantly: did anyone truly WIG LOOSE?! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 202: Season 15, Episode 11 - Seven Queens, No Jokes Mar 21, 2023

READERS! Our episode is as timely as the references of this season’s “comedy” challenge 😩 Kyle is joined by longtime friend of the pod Calvin S. Cato to talk about Ohio, White Nonsense TV Shows (and their actually enjoyable counterparts), how many titties is a superior number of titties, dated pop culture references, ideal show lineup placements, an underwhelming performance challenge and a top 15 all time lip sync performance, along with a slew of other thoughts on Season 15, Episode 11: Two Queens, One Joke. 🎭 (music: bensound.com)

Episode 201: Season 15, Episode 10 - Silly Wabbit, Bags of Carpets Are For Kids Mar 06, 2023

Readers, you are in for a treat! (And a 35 minute tangent before we start discussing the episode - including but not limited to mini marathons, purse Advil, Bully Barbara Walters, exorbitantly priced apples, and Gum Acacia. Gum Acacia don’t care!) It’s a full IRL Shade Table with Kyle, Keith, Ben and Holly as well as the full assortment of House of Love cocktails as we discuss the art of interviewing, the Jannification of Loosey and her 3 wins, being his right hand arm MAN, lunch lady wigs, and the Night of 8 Beyoncés. (BeYONcé?!) (music: bensound.com)

The Shade Of It All's 200th Episode Spectacular Extravaganza Postapopaloptic Krystle Carrington Colby Cashews Couture For Your Nerves Miss Honey Okurrr? Feb 28, 2023

It’s an event nine years, six permanent cohosts and many many miles of shade in the making - READERS, IT’S OUR 200TH EPISODE! And what better way to celebrate than by reviewing Drag Race’s 200th episode?! As an extra celebratory treat, four of those six cohosts are here! We drag Katie away from her Friday night gigs, Sharron away from the bed she’s laying in, and - complete with prop guitar - Dad out of retirement! What are their thoughts on the seasons that have transpired since last that sat ‘round the Shade Table? What are their thoughts about this season? And what wishes do you have for our next 200 episodes?! Grab a House of Love cocktail and reminisce and glisten while listening to our review of Drag Race 200: The Crystal Ball! 🔮 (music: bensound.com)

Episode 199: Season 15, Episode 8 - It Was The Best Of Syncs, It Was The Blurst Of Syncs (or, Party Like It's Episode 199) Feb 24, 2023

You better lala that f**king paRuza! On the heels of two very special 200th episodes (the show and the Shade Table, natch), we’re celebrating by sharing our thoughts on one of the oldest drag traditions in the book - lip-syncing! In a wild display of range, we get some franchise best and worst lip-syncs, and of course have our share of opinions on them all. Were the right strategic choices/song selections/bad bitch moves made? Did anyone induce a scream at the TV or bring you to tears moment? Does being from the DMV area give you the same opinions recurring librarians Jake and Keith have? And are you ready for the imminent episode two hundo?! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 198: Season 15, Episode 7 - Reverend! Huh?! Feb 18, 2023

Readers! Despite her unfamiliarity with your names, Kyle's twin sister Kayla is back to chat about all the absurd references that influenced the finished product of this week's acting challenge, The Daytona Wind 2! Did you prefer the original version or this surreal reboot? Gallop in silence over here and give the episode a listen (and get the celebratory champagne ready as we near the home stretch to our 200th episode!) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 197: Season 15, Episode 6 - Thank You For Being A Fun Feb 16, 2023

What the FUN, readers?! While we would never deign to add levels of luster to our friendships, new friend Brian and old friend Andrilisa join Kyle to shake their fists at the kids on their lawn, divulge their tidbits on the Regents, maintaining 20+ year friendships, stepping out of your comfort zone and what to look forward to in your advanced years as we recap episode 6 of Season 15 - Old Friends Gold! And if you’re lucky, you might even hear a middling Chewbacca impersonation! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 196: Croissant My Heart (A Drag Race France Review) Feb 08, 2023

CORICORI (spelling?) LECTRICES! Kyle is joined once more by everyone's favorite Frenchman, Gary Goldman, for a brief but thorough espousing of all things Drag Race France! What elements of the show were quintessentially French? What would Gary have added to make it even MORE French? What Pokémon are serving c*nt? And how many bad French imitations made the final cut of the episode? (Spoilers for the outcome of Drag Race France, Season 1, naturally!) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 195: Season 15, Episode 5 - Fashion House: It's Rohypnol! Feb 01, 2023

READERS! For the design challenge, it’s a double dose of artistic Aries articulations as Kyle is joined by the amazing Andrilisa, artist and creator extraordinaire (and one of Kyle’s besties for over 20 years!) We discuss the art of taking critique, the passion required to be a creator, and of course the fabulous (and…other!) designs of this week’s episode, House of Fashion! (And somehow Kyle manages to keep it to roughly two minutes of gushing about the 2006 critically reviewed MyNetworkTV soap opera Fashion House. Ahead of it’s time!) Which Fashion House would you have wanted to make your design out of? And did the right queen get the cut?

(music: bensound.com)

Episode 194: Season 15, Episode 4 - The Twindenburg Disaster Jan 23, 2023

READERS, EVERYBODY SAY (HOUSE OF) LOVE! To add some flavor to our supersized recap of Supersized Snatch Game, Kyle, Keith and Ben are taste testing 3 of the 6 assorted flavors of the House of Love cocktails and mocktails 24 pack! (This week’s refreshments include the Ginger Mule mocktail, as well as the 7% ABV Pomegranate Lime Vodka and the whopping 12% ABV Tangerine Margarita. 🥳) Did the queens make good choices in the Snatch Game and on the runway? Did the show make a good choice putting Snatch Game this early? Did we make good choices drinking on mostly empty stomachs as we shared our thoughts? Tune in and find out, you dumb bitch in the front row! (music: bensound.com; beverages: houseoflovecocktails.com)

Episode 193: Season 15, Episode 3 - They Say In Heaven, Improv Comes Last Jan 16, 2023

Readers! Ever wonder what it'll be like when we die? Us neither, but Kyle and Ben explore musings on Broadway, M3GAN, an inability to tell Black people apart, reality TV show edits, these truncated episodes and this week's afterlife-based improv challenge. Was heaven missing an angel? Did anyone go to Hell in a hand basket? Does Ru give a look of confusion and disdain to any queen this week? (Yes!) (music: bensound.com)

Episodes 191 & 192: Season 15, Episodes 1 & 2 - Human Head Wig and the Angry 40 Inches Jan 09, 2023

A two episode premiere warrants a double-length episode of TSOIA! (We won’t fault you for splitting this up into two listens.) Our two hour recap and the new $200,000 grand prize has the return of two return librarians and our thot shit - Jake Leizear is back, along with the four-years-reigning Miss Nerd New York, Megami! We dive into the show’s move to MTV, the largest cast and talent show ever, the old school vs. new school drag argument, 40 inch wigs, a suspicious lack of padding, lowered twink expectations, and some spicy and hot drag queen getting-to-know-you takes. Oh Drag Race, how we missed you! (For all of a week.) 😘 Do you think the right winner was selected, and the right queen went home, at the end of One Night Only (Pts. 1 & 2)? Sound off! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 190: All Stars All Winners, Episodes 4-12 - ...Well, Alright Then. Jan 04, 2023

New year, same us readers - deal with it! Kyle and other recurring librarian Keith Avery discuss their thoughts on meme brands, knitters, mismeasured sandwiches, being tricked by the new year and all of our travels this year. Oh, and our thoughts on the remaining nine episodes of All Stars 7 that we didn’t cover when it aired originally! 😅 Which queen are each of us apologists for? Which runways were (and were not) for us? How many minutes does it take for us to start discussing our thoughts on All Stars 7? (Spoiler alert: 26! Use the show’s yellow plunger and jump to the 26 minute mark if you don’t need banter in your 2023.) Dust off your library cards for our imminent Season 15 coverage with this hefty palate cleanser of Episodes 4-12 of All Stars, All Winners! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 189: Hindsight's 20/22 (Our 2022 Drag Race Review) Dec 31, 2022

Readers! To wrap up ’22, Kyle and recurring librarian Jake Leizear pay homage to the oft-overlooked second outs of the season; the local drag scenes of Baltimore, Connecticut and Seattle; and our opinions on the 200 seasons of Drag Race we got this year (as both Drag Race OG and TSOIA approach our 200th episodes!) We *mostly* get away with discussions about this year’s 12(!) seasons without discussing the winners, so you can remain predominantly unspoiled. We also toss in some quick first impression thoughts on the imminent MTV-debut of Season 15! Why are WE going to win Drag Race? I mean, look at us! Like come on! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 188: All Stars All Winners Episode 3 - The Vanna of Columbiana Jul 07, 2022

Readers and beavers! Kyle and Dr. Ben are joined by second daughter of Columbiana, Ohio Kara Noel! There’s no shortage of asides and “twin talk” between Ben and Kara (despite them not being twins) as the trio discusses blood types (and our debilitating issues with giving blood), repetitive jargon, acceptable Wheel of Fortune guessing strategies, The Wiz, credit scores, oversized alliances and of course, the designs of the challenge and Vanna Fucking White as we discuss All Winners Episode 3: The Realness of Fortune Ball! Enjoy the eloguence! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 187: All Stars All Winners Episodes 1 & 2 - Legendary Legends of the Hidden Temple Jul 04, 2022

READERS, it's happening! The fans wanted them to compete again so bitches, they got in the ring and let's GO. For such an epic season to be ru-capped in true Legendary Legend style, Kyle made sure to be joined by none other than Katie and Sharron! We discuss why women kill (spoiler alert, it's men), what queens we'll always stan, the several many seasons of Drag Race that have aired since the librarians recorded last and our thoughts on the opening two episodes of All Stars 7, aka All Stars All Winners - "Legends" and "Snatch Game"! Participation points for everyone! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 186: Season 14 Reunion & Finale - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Shade After Mid-May) May 31, 2022

READERS it’s happened! After spending a month and a half off celebrating their birthday 🎁 (not really…but alsoooo…), the Porter Twins are back to wrap up our Season 14 coverage with a joint episode covering the reunion AND the finale! More producer-fueled “drama”, more munties for the winner (and the runner up!), more questionable lip-sync performances - all will be Ruvealed, along with possibly the spiciest awards courtesy of Kayla, in our final Season 14 recap before we dive in to All Winners! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 185: Season 14, Episode 14 - Like The World Is Your Birthday 🤴🏾👑💙 Apr 13, 2022

READERS, this season’s been so long, Kyle’s another year older! To celebrate the occasion, Jake Leizear is back to chat with the birthday boy about terribad autotune, staring at the ceiling during performances, crawling on the floor when asked, natty Xtina wigs, and the “I’m a mouse - duh!” shenantergins of the final performance episode of season 14, “Catwalk!” In 10 days we’ll have a winner, baby - who’s it gonna be?! (Music: bensound.com)

Episode 184: Season 14, Episode 13 - French Roast Apr 08, 2022

READERS, are we at the penultimate performance episode of the season?! Returning to the Shade Table with Kyle this week is the newly and dually citizenshipped Gary Goldman, complete with overly seltzer alcoholic bevvies and a litany of opinions! We're discussing standup vs. roasts, immortal fascinating show stopping ingenue SUPER HAPPY TO BE THERE Norvina, ignoring feedback from the judges, terribad Frankenstein runway audio and the queens attempts at roasting the “hilarious” Ross Mathews! ***SPOILER ALERT*** if you’re an eager beaver reader listening to this in the 18 hours before the next episode airs: at the 1 hour 2 minute and 30 second mark, we briefly discuss the potential outcome of episode 14, so jump back in at the 1 hour 5 minute mark if you want to remain unspoiled! (Music: bensound.com)

Episode 183: Season 14, Episode 12 - She's Once, Twice, Three Times A Bottom (In The Same Episode) Apr 04, 2022

READERS, have you heard that being vegan just makes you better than other people? Well Kyle got an afternoon of reminders courtesy of Dr. Ben and special West Coast visitor Katie Kaitchuck! The sound effects run rampant, along with thoughts on the corpse of ANTM, residual trauma from Snatch Game, editing (or lack thereof), the Broadway show with beef you should be seeing, and the quality of this week’s Rusical, “Moulin Ru”! (We also get REAL excited about the sniping on the runway with the “Who should go home tonight and why?”) Twelve episodes in with still 7 queens left - will the golden chocolate EVER be seen? 🙃 (Music: bensound.com)

Episodes 181 & 182: Season 14, Episodes 10 & 11 - Who Killed Snatch Game? A 6-Part Lipsync Investigation Mar 30, 2022

READERS! A two-episode rucap rolled into one is made all the more poignant by bringing you the dynamic duo of Aries season - the Porter Twins! After two years, Kyle is joined once again by his twin sister Kayla to talk about Boscow, some contested lip sync decisions, some questionable celebrity impersonations, some world-view shattering blackface, and of course, the straight up WTFery of this year's Snatch Game - and it's aftermath! (Pardon the background guest appearances of Kayla's landlord investigating some steam, and Kayla's fur baby/Kyle's fur niece, Chima.) If ONLY Seduction could do that... (music: bensound.com)

Episode 180: UKvsTWXYZ Episode 6 - Sacre Blu 🙄 Mar 15, 2022

READERS. It's one week later which was about the amount of time we needed to process the Bland Finale of Drag Race UKvsTWXYZ. Is Michael drinking this episode? Is Hollie over her Drag Race fatigue? Who's going to be the first to mention Wetherspoons? And did anyone make it through a full listen of the "prize" track for the winner of this potentially one and done season? All this and more as we sum up our thoughts in the final (for now!) episode of The Shade Of It All: Toad in the Hole Edition!

Episode 179: Season 14, Episode 9 - Beauty's In The Eye Of The BeShoulder Mar 11, 2022

READERS!!! It’s a quick and dirty (well…quick and dirty for Shade Table standards) episode as Ky-Ky and Kei-Kei, most *definitely* recording on a weekend because Kyle’s sister didn’t bail on him last minute, virtually discuss to eliminate or not to eliminate, the...interesting…sonic prize of the “winner’s” “prize” from UKvsTWXYZ with Nubian Queen Ebony Goddess RuPaul, “caked up” celebs, and the wildly varied understanding of both shoulder pads and Menzeseses in our recap of Seasons 14, Episode 9 - Menzeses! (Music: bensound.com)

Episode 178: UKvsTWXYZ Episode 5 - Living My Life (In Wetherspoon's) Mar 07, 2022

READERS! Hollie’s having gin, Michael’s having pineapple juice, and Kyle’s having dragonfruit energy drink to kept us hydrated and moderately critical of the penultimate episode of the show. We’re talking two pussies, Mystery Mall, outfits that you hate a little more every time you see them, shitty soap operas, scones vs. biscuits, and how thrilled the queens likely are having to record a RuPaul song in a competition where the prize is recording a song…with RuPaul… The Drag Race Ouroboros is alive and well! (Music: bensound.com)

Episode 177: Season 14, Episode 8 - Knitter What? Knitter Who? Mar 03, 2022

Your favorite girl group is back, readers! Kyle is joined by recurring librarian Keith and longtime gal pal Holly Louise Gooden to start the reunion tour of KWA (that’s Knitters With Attitude!) As per yewzh when these 3 get together, there are a lot of laugh-filled tangents before we start recapping (around the 16:20 mark; at the 30 minute mark if you ONLY want to hear about this episode), but we talk about who our crushes for the season are, belated opinions of Season 13, the trash user interfaces of the numerous streaming platforms, the library, the music stylings of our family elders and the girl groupings of Season 14, Episode 8 - 60s Girl Groups! (Music: bensound.com)

Episode 176: UKvsTWXYZ Episode 4 - Chercuterie-ing is Carecuterie-ing Feb 28, 2022

READERS! Hollie and Michael are back with Kyle at the Shade Table to talk about everyone’s “favorite” challenge - The Snatch Game! Did the Family Feud/Family Fortunes twist help? Is playing a straight up man a copout at this point? Will we get in a Wetherspoons reference? What about another UK girl group? And is there any point in watching the rest of the season after THAT ending? All of this and more as we cover Drag Race UK vs The World, Xcuse You Zery Much Episode 4: Snatch Game! Get your mushy peas ready... (music: bensound.com)

Episode 175: Season 14, Episode 7 - Fartbreaker, You Got The Best Of Me Feb 24, 2022

READERS, we’ve got a lot of hot air to let out after that episode. (Get it? It’s a fart joke, the cream of the crop of humor.)

Kyle is joined by the Latin from Manhattan Francisco Alegria to talk about the leftover feelings from the Glamazon Prime runway, having your tortillas made vs. being a tortilla maker, how much y’all need to get caught up on Dynasty references, what role we’d go after as THESPIANS (and some acting tips as well from said THESPIANS), and the incredibly polarizing final product of the Director’s Cut of Season 14, Episode 7 - The Daytona Wind! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 174: UKvsTWXYZ Episode 3: Is The Vengabus Still Running? Feb 21, 2022

READERS! Kyle and Michael are here to differentiate between the West End and the Bell End as we talk nondescript white guy guest judges, Jujubee rendering everyone illiterate when it comes to the library, how appealing throwing a tantrum is multiple weeks in a row (spoiler alert: not at all appealing!), whether Meryl Streep should be nominated for this episode, and of course, our thoughts on Episode 3 of UK vs the World, an increasingly questionable season of our favorite show! Does Michael get in his weekly Wetherspoons reference? Will anyone else get a win on this season? Most importantly: IS THE VENGABUS STILL RUNNING? (music: bensound.com)

Episode 173: Season 14, Episode 6 - The Ballad of Madeline Humphrey James Morphosis Feb 17, 2022

READERS! This week, the Shade Table has seats for the newly American Gary Goldman and the STILL reigning Miss Nerd NY Megami! After determining whether we could pass the American citizenship test (spoiler alert: Gary can; Megami and Kyle can’t), we talk about floppy jacks and other objects available on Glamazon, diarrhea thoughts, dated Sex and the City references, that homeless woman at the resort talking about her lover who isn't there, and even get an assist from Dr. Ben Wagner to teach us young'n's about Chappaquiddick. And we discuss episode 6 of Season 14 of RuPaul's Drag Race for almost two hours! PULL UP A CHAIR - YOU'RE IN DRAG, MAN! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 172: UKvsTWXYZ Episode 2 - Quality Street Walkers Feb 14, 2022

'ELLO READERS AND GUBNAHS! Break out the bangers and mash (and your blaccents 🙄) - we’re back for another across the pond edish of The Shade Of It All! Our interim British librarians Hollie and Michael are back at the International Shade Table with Kyle, and it’s another absolutely mediocre episode as we talk whelming middle names, S Club 7, Wetherspoons toilets, and how many Quality Street dresses we got on the runway in this episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race UKvsTWXYZ, “The RuPaul Ball.” Did this episode moisten your catnips?! (Probably not but let us know!) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 171: Season 14, Episode 5 - Babe 2: Busted Pig In A Wig In The City Feb 10, 2022

READERS! You’re in store for a second episode this week, as Kyle and Keith are joined by K-Pop stan and The Cut staple Jaime Aguilar to talk about the molesty mini-challenges, curious runways, and THAT lipsync of this week’s episode, Save A Queen. Hope you rememberized your lines! (Music: bensound.com)

Episode 170: UKvsTWXYZ Episode 1 - For MUCH BETTAAAAAA or Worse Feb 07, 2022

READERS - You alright babes?! For the first time in Shade Table herstory, we're getting international and trans-Atlantic, and bringing you a special show within a show! (Do you want to play?!)

American Kyle is joined by two British Kyles, the lovely Hollie Charles and Michael Kenny! (The only British lot we know are the ones with multiple first names, sue us.) On the first of this special six part series, we spill the English Breakfast as we discuss queens with diminishing returns, great gowns beautiful gowns, cherry-picking Ru, the plethora of Spice Girls merch we grew up surrounded by, and the debut episode of Drag Race UK vs The World (or the MUCH BETTA title of International All Stars). When life gives you lemons... 🍋 (music: bensound.com)

Episode 169: Season 14, Episode 4 - Night of 1000 J. Nos Jan 31, 2022

READERS! This week Kyle is joined by Baltimore’s little buffoon court jester (his words, not ours) Jake Leizear at the virtual Shade Table! (It’s a three take episode courtesy of Kyle’s Service Battery warning from his refurbished Crapbook Pro - just a heads up.) Join the dolls as they discuss Pokemon Legends, eye rolls, questionable improv choices, loose interpretations of loose definitions of loose celebrity “looks”, and the sly genius of this week’s episode, She’s A Super Tease. (We’re both spoilerheads but we keep this episode spoiler free! But you’re welcome to slide in the DMs if you want some tea.)

(Music: bensound.com)

Episode 168: Season 14, Episode 3 - ...It's Chocolate. 🍫 :( Jan 28, 2022

READERS…it’s chocolate. 🍫 :(

Kyle, Keith and Ben are united once more and joined by a fully stocked soundboard, constant, cutting shade, some lamentations about the shoe offerings at Payless when you’re a size 13 or 14, and our full range of emotions about all FORTY-TWO LOOKS in this our summary of Season 14, Episode 3: A Pair of Balls! She should’ve brought the hat.

(music: bensound.com)

Episode 167: Season 14, Episode 2 - 2nd Premiere? Check Jan 24, 2022

READERS. Kyle, Keith and Ben are back discussing with the night shift queens, in addition to chatting about being born in the 1900s, severe back arches, more white woman nude illusion, what family members you can subject to Joan Crawford reenactments, questionable wigs, sexy sexy sexy gowns, a whole lotta lip-syncing and all of our thoughts on Episode 2 of Season 14 - Big Opening, Part 2! Check? Check. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 166: Season 14, Episode 1 - The Shade Table's Big Return Jan 21, 2022

READERS! Our late fees have been paid off and our library cards have been reinstated. That's right - The Shade Table is back, bébés! The new year brings with it some new equipment, a new Shade Table, a new guest librarian and of course, a new season of Drag Race. Join Kyle and returning interim librarian Keith in welcoming Dr. Ben Wagner to the Shade Table, where they discuss milky twilights, white darkness, white woman nude illusion and other white hot takes on the Season 14 Big Opening of RuPaul's Drag Race (Part 1!) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 164 & 165: *THE LOST EPISODE* Season 12, Episodes 13 & 14 - The Reunion, The Finale, and the 2020 Of It All Jan 18, 2022

READERS! What even is time? (No seriously. Because we're still dealing with a panini two years later...) We finally got around to finding the audio from our recap of the reunion and the finale of Season 12, which we recorded back in December of 2020 :| Quite a bit has happened since (including roughly 17 seasons of Drag Race and it's sibling shows), and we will eventually get around to summing up Season 13 (and All Stars 5 & 6) - but in the meantime, take a time warp with Katie, Kyle and Sharron as we discuss coronation of the Essence of Beauty, Jaida Essence Hall. (And prepare yourself...our Season 14 recaps are imminent. For real! And they're gonna be FUN.) >:) music: bensound.com

Episode 163: Season 12, Episode 11 Jan 17, 2021

Ready, set, PRO! Happy “Boxing Day” episode, readers! We talk about our mystery jobs (both newly acquired and possessed for years), Zoom pregnancies, hepiphanies, Sharron’s one-woman show “The Sound Lot”, talking to people with our mouths, ideal show lineups, advice from Whoopi, professional bottomists, a record amount of bleeped out Jane moments, and the results of the various One Queen Shows! Did you notice all the great glasses on display? (Don’t forget to use code 139191WL7 for 30% off glasses at Wherelight.com!) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 162: Season 12, Episode 10 Jan 04, 2021

Readers, we’ll wait. Today is DEFINITELY December 23rd, and Kyle is joined by returning guest librarian Keith (black black black again), along with Keith’s sewer-dwelling tethered Dawn! The shade button is alive and well (if not a little delayed) as we discuss comedic stylings, QPOWs, problematic cis gays, “loud” white people fabrique vs. loud POC fabrique, the drama of playing Spellbreak (and what happens next will *shock* you), Wisconesottatenn…essee, A-list guest judge Debbie Blair, and how great and game all of our new queens were on the Superfan Makeover! YOU CAN LEAVE! (But after you listen to the episode kids! PLEASE!!!) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 161: Season 12, Episode 9 Dec 27, 2020

READERS! With his specialty in American politics, Kyle could think of no better guest librarian to join him in the digital aether than political scientist Patrick Egan! Who better to discuss early bird special queens, off the cuff jokes vs. a well-paid writing staff, and good debate etiquette with? We also find out which recent election cycle debate Patrick attended and how to LOOK OVER THERE! It's an insightful episode and we don't want to tell you what to do but if you skip it? Let's just say you red, white and blew it. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 160: Season 12, Episode 8 Dec 21, 2020

READERS! Kyle is joined by our immensely bearddraggled Brillo faced friend of the pod Mike Soto for some quick chats about Drag Race Canada and Holland, goat fish Jantasies, weird quality Skype audio (sorry!), …CHAKA KHAN?, gay uncle at Easter attire, wiggling body parts, Trinity the Truck Traylor Thomas the Transformer, Mike’s childhood Barbie, flying Sharpies, Chesté, and triggering eager child critiques. Oh, and their thoughts on Episode 8 of Season 12 - Droop! (There it is!)

(music: bensound.com)

Episode 159: Season 12, Episode 7 Dec 14, 2020

Everybody say THANKS MISS RONA! Readers! Kyle welcomes a return appearance to the Shade Table from tall and skinty legend Keith, and they’re kiki-ing (KeiKei-ing?) about what they’ve been up to for the past eight months (spoiler alert: nothing), Rusicals past and present, DaftBoy fans presents DaftBoy fans by DaftBoy, OnlyFans contemplations, discorrections, Tragedy Mirror Time, cliffhanger thigh highs and riding crops - and the chugs, mugs and angry wrestlers involved with Madonna: The Rusical! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 158: Season 12, Episode 6 - The Snatch Game! Dec 11, 2020

Take a trip in our time machine to the start of April 2020 - and the most recent gathering of your three head librarians at The Shade Table! Everyone's got ill-timed illnesses, Katie's got Death Wishes for people, Sharron's in...Hawaii? and Kyle is sorry we've got weird audio for this episode. We're asking for your sheltered-in-place forgiveness as remote recording was a new TSOIA frontier, but this episode still has plenty to keep you entertainted: gay polygamist cults, how much fun we're having playing our NO!, quaran-cleaning, “what’s that bitch”, secondhand embarrassment, dick thumbs on Skype and screaming about berries. And we also talk about the Season 12 Snatch Game! Apologies again for the audio - we've got a better handle on internet calls 8 months into all this :')

(music: bensound.com)

Episode 157: Season 12, Episode 5 Apr 02, 2020

Ayo sis! Ayo ma! READERS. It’s a family affair at The Shade Table this week as Kyle is joined by his twin sister Kayla and mother Karen to kiki about this week’s episode! Kayla talks about her admiration for look queens, Karen apparently really doesn’t like Widow, Kyle divulges some tips about making the most of small parts in a show, and we recap the ups, downs and “Who should go home tonight and why?”s of Episode 5 of Season 12: Gay’s Anatomy! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 156: Season 12, Episode 4 Mar 25, 2020

Hope you’re ready for some unprecedented firsts on The Shade Of It All, readers! This is our first life-altering pandemic during the pod, so Kyle is trying out a Hail Mary pass (that’s sports enough, right?) with recording first time guests (and the first ever call-in librarians!) Kevin Tallon (of the Gotham Knights rugby team) and two-time Olympic swimmer Amini Fonua! These athletic gentlemen flex their shade muscles as we talk serving it to one camera, living Jersey accents, Amino’s Barb status, Kevin’s food dating reality show past, hater merch, problematic faves, swimming vs. Broadway, 3 different brand new kinks to praise/shame, what it takes to see a goofy French person, and of course the THIRTY SIX (!) runway looks in this week’s Ball Ball! Who hit a home run? Who stayed in the gutter? How many bus driver wigs did you think this cast owns? Up your D! FENCE! and listen to find out! Gooooooooooal! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 155: Season 12, Episode 3 Mar 17, 2020

#ThankGoodnes - Kyle-Steven’s rejoined by one of his favorite Judys, Holly Louise, and welcoming to the kink-shaming Shade Table for the first time, Keith Avery! Life’s not fair that Kyle’s surrounded by these beauteous recipients of God’s Photoshop, but we manage to sneak in references to fish hiding kids in their mouths, personal pandemic problems, murder elevators, being blessed and highly flavored, Fruit Roll Up suits, AT&Teeth, bad improv with some unfortunate character names, Rubles, buttons, bows, bus driver wigs, ASMR & vodka - all while discussing Episode 3 of Season 12, The World's Worst! Full disclosure: our recap starts at the 24 minute mark, but just make yourself a quarantini and enjoy the ride! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 154: Season 12 Premiere - Part 2! Mar 11, 2020

READERS! Kyle’s joined by the current f*cking reigning Miss Nerd New York, Megami! We spend a little bit of time discussing the giant disqualified elephant in the room but then get into a discussion of sad girl music, painting with the S12 girls, Destiny’s LaTavias, the Cardi B Collection for Fashion Nova, Janne Hathaway and premiere 2 of 2 for Drag Race Season 12: You Don’t Know Me. (Their Venmos do work, by the way: @megaminyc and @kyle-steven-porter - help some poor uneducated womyn out!) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 153: Season 12 Premiere - Part 1! Mar 07, 2020

READERS. Sharron’s wearing her TEAMWENDY shirt, Katie’s getting her cake sitting pants on while getting increasingly blonde (she’s 40!), and Kyle is…hard to hear (he has an excuse though - he’s sick!) as we get the gang together to drop some *big* Shade Table Season 12 News. We also talk emoji mashups, pangolins, capybaras, skinty legendts, tiny tiny couches, getting refunds AND credits, All Stars 12, leprosy and premiere 1 of 2 for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 12. IF YOU STAY FREDDY YOU AIN’T GOT TO GET FREDDY! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 152: POSE, Season 2, Episodes 5-7 Aug 09, 2019

READERS, can y’all hear the beauty? POSE’s own B. Hawk Snipes of the legendary House of Reign sits down with us to kiki about episodes 5-7 (What Would Candy Do, Love's in Need of Love Today, and Blow). We talk preschool academics, pudding, Sue Simmons, Solid Gold, Elektra’s rejects, and sitting beside Patti Lupone. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 151: POSE, Season 2, Episodes 1-4 Jul 16, 2019

READERS, quick-- squeeze in our latest Summer Reading episode before this week's POSE! Katie, Sharron and Kyle welcome to the Shade Table Tito (the model who was just talking) to discuss opulentils, signature moves, Instant Hotel, Dorito Loco Tacos, killing Cousin Oliver, and calling the cops on Dorian Corry. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 150: Season 11 FINALE! Jun 04, 2019

READERS, Katie, Kyle and Sharron pull up to the Shade Table to talk Caroline in the City, Rachael Leigh Cook, Victim-Crime Vision Boards, and NIPPLES EVERYWHERE as we dish about RuPaul's Drag Race: Season 11 Finale! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 149: Season 11 Reunion May 27, 2019

READERS, Katie, Sharron and Kyle gather at the Shade Table about dressing a fupa, horse feathers, functional unf*ckability, Daryl Strawberry, and Wood Glue as we assess the Season 11 reunion! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 148: Season 11, Episode 12 May 20, 2019

READERS! It's a family reunion at the Shade Table as Kyle, Sharron and Katie retake their places and mics to talk Kyle tendencies, Sharron’s drag padding, and play Hotep Pyramid (NOT explained by Dr. Katie Ganache). AND, Season 11, Episode 12: Queens Everywhere!(music: bensound.com)

Episode 147: Season 11, Episode 11 May 15, 2019

Alright readers - this one's a doozy! Katie is booked and blessed ("she's so busy") and Sharron is wrapping up her Eurotrip ("she's STILL in Sweden?!") so Kyle is joined by one of his best judies, the infinitely quotable Holly Louise Gooden! Tune in to find out which queen makes Holly want to rub her boobs, opinions on lacefront beards vs. weave beards, whose tuck could have been better, BIKE SHORTS? and more! It's our longest episode yet for what feels like the longest season yet - start at the 19 minute mark if you want just the show coverage (but we'll keep you laughing if you listen to all 132 minutes, promise). :) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 146: Season 11, Episode 10 May 07, 2019

Readers, we're back on Lawn Guyland! ("We're" being Kyle - Sharron's in Sweden and Katie's sick, no bueno!) Our extra special guest librarian is flight attendant Nico Dragone and his spicy opinions - we're discussing golden pigs, ball pairings, Da Black Magic (or lack thereof), being Stanjies and our other feelings on Season 11, Episode 10: Dragracadabra! All while drinking peach wine product! When will your fave?! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 145: Season 11, Episode 9 Apr 29, 2019

READERS! Sharron and Kyle are Blacking Out™ and discussing resting bitch voice, scream-laugh-cries, diabetic comas, acquiescing to scene partners, the season of So Many Pants, and the Dreamgirls: Lurleen Lumpkin, Lyle Lanley and Laverle. Oh, and also Episode 9 of Season 11 - L.A.P.D.! (NOT brought to you by Zenni Optical.) "I call her Paula and I keep her hidden." Give that b*tch a Peabody! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 144: Season 11, Episode 8 Apr 22, 2019

Readers! The power of 3 will set us free as Kyle, author of Why Are You Yelling?, and Sharron, author of From Ho To Housewife: It IS Possible (who may or may not be astral projecting) are joined by good judy of the Salt Table - hey Tauruses! - Megami (who may or may not be a ghost). We’re discussing the queens several salty sides, B*g D*ck B*tch dot com (thanks Bing!), how hard it is having to be a real person and the other shenanigans of Season 11, Episode 8 - Snatch Game At Sea! You know damn well we've got some thoughts on THAT LIPSYNC too! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 143: Season 11, Episode 7 Apr 16, 2019

The cheese stands alone, readers! Due to a combination of our Shady Ladies being booked and blessed (including out of state!) and Kyle’s birthday shenanigans (Happy Belated Kyle!), our regularly scheduled podcasting program hit a delay this week. To not leave you with TSOIA FOMO, we’ve got a one-time-only one-man show from our resident Aries himself, as he recaps the happenings of From Farm To Runway, Episode 7 of Season 11 (Hey, 7/11! Seriously though, where does denim come from?) (music: bensound.com)

Episode 142: Season 11, Episode 6 Apr 08, 2019

READERS! Joining Kyle and Katie in Sharron’s absence is comedy-horror writer (and returning guest librarian) David Nora! We’re going back to our Kameron Michaels shit as we talk Swan Lake with Death Drops, if daftboy is Banksy, being the most Vanjie, Metro Pollis and the Draglympics for our recap of Season 11, Episode 6! Onusthing is possible! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 141: Season 11, Episode 5 Apr 01, 2019

READERS, while Kyle's away, Katie and Sharron have Mike Soto at the Shade Table talking curmudgeon eleganza, blurred hairlines, the gay Situation, Cara Delevawgne and Rex and the City. Sharron gives a TED talk and we unicorn the house down hooves as we chat about Season 11, Episode 5: Monster's Ball! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 140: Season 11, Episode 4 Mar 25, 2019

READERS, Katie and Sharron are back to watch Kyle flip the Shade Table. We get political about The Quinns, Sharron gets Abducted in Plain Sight, and Kyle explains dance belts as we talk girl crushes and recap Season 11, Episode 4 - tRump: the Rusical! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 139: Season 11, Episode 3 Mar 18, 2019

READERS! Katie’s in Mexico & Sharron’s moving to a brand new soundstage, so Kyle’s holding down the Shade Table with two of his good Judies - Pedro Guerrero, writer & cheesecake maker extraordinaire, and Hector Torres, renowned Puerto Rican & digital marketing manager at [REDACTED]. While sipping on some champagne, the boys talk about why Team Britney was Stronger, why Team Mariah was A No No, rain dancing with the Grandma from Dinosaurs and the rest of our thoughts on Episode 3 of Season 11! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 138: Season 11, Episode 2 Mar 11, 2019

READERS, check your latitudes! Katie, Sharron and Kyle gather at the Shade Table to talk FashionNoma, sunburns, fish wings, and various crèmes as we get into Season 11, Episode 2! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 137: Season 11, Episode 1 Mar 03, 2019

READERS, Katie, Sharron and Kyle bring their bibliographies to the Shade Table to discuss entrance looks, A$AP Backstory poochie prints, whose box we want, fanjies, and extra-special guest judge Hip-Hop Harrimy Bearimy. Get into Drag Race Season 11 with us! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 136: All-Stars 4, Episode 10 - THE CROWNING Feb 17, 2019

READERS, our teacups runneth over at the Shade Table as Sharron astral projects out of the podcast, we show off our Brandy tones, and we introduce Fancy Leftovers, aka Trinity "the Track Record" Taylor Thomas. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 135: All-Stars 4, Episode 9 Feb 11, 2019

READERS, Kyle, Sharron and Katie welcome Megami D. Vil to the Shade Table to celebrate cola wars, Black Cat History Month, back roll shaming, rogue eyebrows and Megamilfs PLUS All-Stars 4, Episode 9: Sexy and the Kitty Girl! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 134: All-Stars 4, Episode 8 Feb 04, 2019

READERS, Sharron, Katie and Kyle welcome Matt F to the Shade Table to live a French Vanilla fantasy complete with Yankees-themed weddings, Olympia Dukakis, lacefront beards and podcastles in the sky PLUS All-Stars 4, Episode 8: RuPaul's Best Judy Race. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 133 - BONUS MINISODE: Meet the Season 11 Queens Feb 01, 2019

READERS! We're back with a Vanjieance and laughing like a bunch of sinister men as Kyle and Katie talk surgicially precise editing, an influx of apostrophes, T-Rex arms, MISS VANJIE!, and shade that 2 hour "RuVeal" while praising the Meet the Queens videos as we...well, Meet the Queens of Season 11! Are we conceited? Or are we GORGEOUS?

Episode 132: All-Stars 4, Episode 7 Jan 28, 2019

READERS, Katie and Kyle are joined at the Shade Table by Avant Garbage while Sharron fulfills maid of honor duties. We talk cellophane couture, the IKEA Illusions lounge, RuPaul’s Valentina Race, trimming and tucking, and All-Stars 4, Episode 7: Queens of Clubs! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 131: All-Stars 4, Episode 6 Jan 22, 2019

READERS, Katie and Sharron are at the Shade Table with Sue Funke. (Kyle joins us remotely from San Antonio for about 14 minutes before we say "byeeeeeee!") Our stomachs are in our asses as we chat self-driving cars, American Ninja Warrior, dancing dongs, and open-toed boots for All-Stars 4, Episode 6: LollapaRuza. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 130: All-Stars 4, Episode 5 Jan 14, 2019

READERS, Hennything is possible as Katie, Kyle and Sharron gather around the Shade Table to talk funeral plans, glitterati, interrupting, roasting roasts, and leaving everybody alone for All-Stars 4, Episode 5. And then we found $20! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 129: All-Stars 4, Episode 4 Jan 07, 2019

READERS, Katie, Nana Sharron, General Kyle Sassie, and guest Jenn "Gam-Gam" Mundia gather at the Shade Table to talk severed hands, strategery, booty-boos, Marge's mangled Chanel suit, and five-star reviews. Check out Jenn's original songs, now available on Ethel Music! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 128: All-Stars 4, Episode 3 Dec 31, 2018

READERS, Katie, Kyle and Sharron gather at a (new-to-us) Shade Table to talk Candy Girl, Kwanzaa, VR Troopers, TSOIA Mad Libs, Gus and Keiynon, and how to tell tic-tacs from tomatoes for All-Stars 4, Episode 3. We're at peace with it! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 127: All-Stars 4, Episode 2 Dec 23, 2018

READERS, while Sharron is away, Katie and Kyle welcome Greg Kirkorian (friend of the podcast and winner of drag illustration contest Ms. Paint's Art Race), to discuss vocal performances, RompHims, Lucille Ball and Gia on the Great British Baking Show. Tell your frienemies & leave us a 5-star review! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 126: All-Stars 4, Episode 1 Dec 18, 2018

READERS, we're at the Shade Table to tell! it! again!, talking upsetting makeup, roaming lace, pattern cage match, and bony people dancing, between recapping the first episode of #AllStars4. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 125: 2018 Holi-Slay Spectacular & All-Stars 4 Preview Dec 11, 2018

Readers, we need to calm down! We're back at the Shade Table talking lipstick assassins, psychic eyeballs, and the #DragRace Parthenon. We’re never gonna host the Oscars! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 124: Summer Reading - Claws Sep 17, 2018

READERS, Katie, Sharron and Tiger are back at the Shade Table with guest Calvin Cato talking JT grief porn, resting in peach, Florida Noir, and BWAPS. Oh, and occasionally we touch upon our new fave show, Claws! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 123: Summer Reading - POSE Jul 25, 2018

READERS, Katie, Kyle and Sharron gather to talk the new Ryan Murphy show on FX, POSE! We chat about the 80's, The Beek, Professor Quiverfull, 8th Avenue, the Christopher Street pier, Paris Is Burning, Vogue-y Boys and Al B. Sure, the Marvin Gaye of our time. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 122: Season 10 FINALE! Jun 30, 2018

READERS, Katie, Sharron, Kyle and the smoky quartz he brought for all the haters break down chicken nuggets, Sharron’s k-pop group, Grameron Michaels, feather mattresses and lepidopteraphobia. You are shooting your wad early, young lady! (music:bensound.com)

Episode 121: Season 10, Episode 13 Reunited Jun 24, 2018

HAPPY PRIDE READERS! Sharron and Kyle are Reunited as a throuple getting into throuble with returning friend of the podcast Mike Soto, and we're talking gesturing in directions, (not) looking your age or lying about it, Huge Tiny Fallacies, Bible fingering and being the Megazord of gay, as well as (eventually), the Reunion of Season 10 of Drag Race. Just a warning - we don't start talking about the episode until 29 minutes in. :|

Episode 120b: Season 10, Episode 12 Untucked Jun 16, 2018

READERS, for our last and very messy Untucked of the season, Kyle, Katie discuss cloacas, whether things happen for a reason, calling Asia. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 120: Season 10, Episode 12 Jun 15, 2018

READERS, Kyle and Kate oyster-shame Sharron to kick off this week's 'cast talking Biblical trade, Sharron’s list of -ists, grief bacon, unnamed titties, Kyle’s gay gaze and Camp Dramatica! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 119b: Season 10, Episode 11 Untucked Jun 10, 2018

QUEENS WALKING, Readers! Kyle and Katie untuck at the Shade Table with the six pressure points of the inner critic, avid fans, possessions, and White Elephant Yankee Swaps. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 119: Season 10, Episode 11 Jun 09, 2018

READERS, Katie and Kyle have no idea how many weeks it’s been as they gather at the Shade Table to talk butterfly effects, Carl Hiaasen, inner saboteurs, the shield of Jante, peeing clear, and evil twins. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 118b: Season 10, Episode 10 Untucked May 26, 2018

READERS. Hating takes up way too much energy, so we're entering the work room as a bus driver and talking about these hoes during Untucked. Which hoes? Name names! Too vague! XOXO, Kelly Michaels

Episode 118: Season 10, Episode 10 May 26, 2018

B***h, are you in a coma?! READERS, since Katie's still in LA, we've got Kyle and Sharron bringing you The Shade Of It All (and Poochie)! Fours across the board, jaunty hips, Frank'n Grandurrs, horny sassy Ru & our mutual obsession with men with fat asses are but among the many things to bring Sharron to tears twice as we discuss Episode 10 of Season 10 - brought to you by Sharron's super original and not at all sponsored content thoughts on water, by Water People. (Fun fact: Kyle may have gotten better at editing!)

Episode 117b: Season 10, Episode 9 Untucked May 21, 2018

READERS, Kyle untucks with this week's guests Helen, Brian and David about processing emotions, literal dad jokes, saying "I love you," LiveJournal, and Kyle gets boom! Therapied. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 117: Season 10, Episode 9 May 20, 2018

READERS, while Katie and Sharron are both away, Kyle will play with extra special guest librarians: noted Freemasons expert David, designer Helen and mathematician Brian are at the Shade Table chatting the James Cameron Bible, CLAT, tearaway pants, Miss Congenital, the show must go on, the aging process/clitoral prolapse, and Breastworld. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 116b: Season 10 Episode 8 Untucked May 12, 2018

READERS, we let it out and go beyond the cauldron in this week's Untucked talking smiling at work, excuses, lipsync gags, $100 meet-and-greets, and LaKendra & Asia's future progeny. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 116: Season 10, Episode 8 May 11, 2018

READERS, we welcome Cher-ish guests LaKendra Tookes and Megami DVil to the Shade Table to discuss bitch slaps, head movement, Kyle’s Lonely Blue Island, cancellations and reboots, and Lady Kier’s Drag Race. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 115b: Season 10, Episode 7 Untucked May 05, 2018

READERS, we’re back at the Shade Table to Untuck about our blooper reel, shish kebody, and managing our emotions as we wonder: where the hell is Barbara Walters? (music: bensound.com)

Episode 115: Season 10, Episode 7 May 04, 2018

READERS, Katie returns from Iceland to join Kyle and Sharron at the Shade Table talking splooshing, sploshing, lemon emojis, pathological lying hips, hideous fish and Jepsen Derullo. We’ll take our check, America! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 114b: Season 10, Episode 6 Untucked Apr 30, 2018

READERS, we're narrowly dodging glass bottles and howling birds as we talk about knowing what semmin is, EPS!, hearing people through filters and this week's Untucked. COME HOME A LOSER IF YOU WANT TO!

Episode 114: Season 10, Episode 6 Apr 30, 2018

READERS, while Katie is gathering ice to bring back from Iceland, Sharron and Kyle are a dynamic duo talking about cake sitting (we're not shaming you, but we're not not shaming you), forgetting how to talk as one talks about talking, nipples everywhere and Jane Jetson at Columbus Circle playing the saxomatrumpet. (Kyle apologizes about the First Timer At The Editing Helm sound quality!)

Episode 113b: Season 10, Episode 5 Untucked Apr 24, 2018

READERS, we're talking drizzles, gold stars and pickup lines as we dissect this week's Untucked! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 113: Season 10, Episode 5 Apr 23, 2018

READERS, Katie, Sharron and Kyle gather to talk bashments, the food stations at our three-way wedding, full-fledged sexy baby tantrums, diminadiminadimina, creepy little debbie boys and posthumous/ belated birthday wishes. Tweet a "Happy birthday" to @sharronica!! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 112b: Season 10, Episode 4 Untucked Apr 17, 2018

READERS, can you handle this? Sharron glosses up to dash out for a date as Katie and Kyle break down this week's Untucked complete with craftiness, forming opinions, 2 Can Play That Game, secret television, drag trivia, and Whatcha Packin? (music: bensound.com)

Episode 112: Season 10, Episode 4 Apr 16, 2018

READERS, Katie, Sharron and Kyle gather to kiki about playafoot, #Beychella, Becky with the Nutrish, scatological humor, Rainbow Shabertha, and Miss Spangie as we review celeb photobombs and three runways featuring THREE LERKS! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 111b: Season 10, Episode 3 - Untucked Apr 10, 2018

READERS, it's tens across the porch as Katie and Sharron roll into Untucked with Dad and Alex to talk anthropomorphized lamps, debate malt flavor, call 911 for Blair, and discuss the hoes to whom we refer in Untucked: Season 10, Episode 3! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 111: Season 10, Episode 3 Apr 10, 2018

READERS, while Kyle is in Boston, Katie and Sharron welcome two special guests back to the Shade Table: Dad and Max! It's the Ru-union you won't want to miss as we talk Daniel Day-Bottoms the lamp, Muppet Boobies, and Coco Chanel along with Season 10, Episode 3: "Tap That App." (music: bensound.com)

Episode 110b: Season 10, Episode 2 Untucked Apr 01, 2018

READERS, we recognize each other’s spirits and bang out a quick Untuck talking hard numbers, fruit, our authentic selves, and Kalorie’s Krying. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 110: Season 10, Episode 2 Apr 01, 2018

READERS, Katie, Sharron and Anti-Kyle gather at the Shade Table to tongue-pop and talk Miss Vanjie, anal options, Monique's Drag Face, Cooking with Fernet Branca, sixth grade, (music:bensound.com)

WE ARE SORRY ABOUT THE SOUND <3 <3 <3

Episode 109b: S10 E1 Untucked Mar 24, 2018

READERS, Katie, Kyle and Sharron let their dicks out and talk this week's Untucked, back on television WHERE IT BELONGS! We're more than your auntie as we chat about dress receipts, t-shirts, feelins', Xtina's ex, Aaliyah's estate, and Cucu vs. cookies. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 109: Season 10, Episode 1 Mar 24, 2018

READERS, Katie, Sharron and Kyle are at the Shade Table talking 5-star reviews, Mrs Garrett Sings Beyonce, thottin' and boppin', sleeping with Mayhem. and Horticulture. JAZZ, QUEEN! (music:bensound.com)

Episode 108: All-Stars 3, Episode 8 - THE FINALE Mar 19, 2018

READERS, after a few days of unsuccessfully processing our emotions, Katie, Kyle and Sharron welcome guest Sue Funke to the Shade Table to talk the All-Stars 3 finale. We're talking Jerry AND Charlie O’Connell, My Strange Addiction: Why I Love Webs, the struggle bus, the Sunken Place, deleted queens, and JUSTICE! (music: bensound.com)

Episode 107: All-Stars 3, Episode 7 Mar 10, 2018

READERS, Katie and Kyle welcome Candice "Candy Crush" Boysen to the Shade Table to talk being fresh and new to Drag Race, Ornacia wearing Cornacia, Peppermint, hissing swans, and being curious for the rest of your life. (music: bensound.com)

Episode 106: All-Stars 3, Episode 6 Mar 03, 2018

READERS, Katie and friend of the show Mike Soto sit at the Shade Table while Sharron gets her steps in to talk green stuff, The Handmaid’s Tale, Glamberts, Kitty Spaghettios, and hot leaking Milk for #DragRace All-Stars 3, Episode 6. (music: www.bensound.com)

BONUS MINISODE: Meet the Season 10 Queens Feb 28, 2018

READERS, it's a quick little kiki with Kyle and Katie at the Shade Table talking about the Season 10 Meet the Queens and Facebook Live, Mugler & Le Gap, the Chipettes, and Joy from Barnes & Noble!

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