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The Doctor Who Wouldn't Say ‘Men Can’t Get Pregnant’ Jan 15, 2026

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-Rob delights in Trump flipping off a heckler at a Ford plant and unveils Jim Gossett’s new parody song “Flipper,” which instantly becomes the national anthem of Not Putting Up With Idiots Anymore.

-A congressional hearing descends into surreal comedy as a medical doctor refuses to confirm whether men can get pregnant — prompting Rob to consider switching careers and becoming a gynecologist on the grounds that he at least knows what a uterus is.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, Daniel Greenfield joins to break down Democrat chaos, ICE clashes in Minnesota, and why left-wing activists are now the political equivalent of chihuahuas barking at pit bulls.

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Fraud v2: Nick Shirley Strikes Again! Jan 15, 2026

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-A new Nick Shirley investigation drops, revealing daycares with blacked-out windows, no children, and Somali “transportation companies” whose vans haven’t moved in eight months — proving that some Minnesotan businesses run entirely on imagination.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, Fred Fleitz joins to break down Iran’s unraveling regime, Venezuela’s collapse, Greenland’s sudden change of heart toward Trump, and why America may be witnessing a geopolitical chain reaction not seen since the Berlin Wall fell.

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ICE vs. Insanity: Minnesota’s Premier Unintentional Action Movie Jan 15, 2026

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-Rob opens with DHS describing an ICE officer being ambushed by a Venezuelan illegal alien and a neighbor wielding a snow shovel and broomstick — turning Minneapolis into the world’s worst Home Depot commercial reenactment.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, John Solomon breaks jaw-dropping news about Somali cash-smuggling networks, suitcases stuffed with millions leaving U.S. airports, congressional subpoenas, and the growing possibility that Minnesota’s political leadership may soon require… matching orange jumpsuits.

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Ayatollahs, Ice-Free Zones & Other Things That Need Removing Jan 14, 2026

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-Rob suggests the Ayatollah may “meet a missile,” while CBS grills Trump on Iran and Trump hints that any hangings of protesters will trigger “very strong action.”

-On the Newsmax Hotline, Adam Guillette joins from the “war zone” known as a university campus, exposing pro-Hamas researchers, campus chaos, and his mission to publicly shame radicals with billboards and brutal SEO.

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When Sanctuary Cities Meet ‘Sanctuary No More’ Jan 14, 2026

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-Rob cheers Donald Trump’s February 1 cutoff of funds to sanctuary cities, celebrating it like it’s the Super Bowl of Common Sense.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, Erin Van Natta from the Daily Caller joins to break down Supreme Court absurdities, Somali fraud pipelines, and the cultural collapse of “dark woke”—and Rob declares 2026 the year sanity finally comes back from the dead.

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Winning Wednesday: Muffins, Madness & the Supreme Court Jan 14, 2026

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-Rob celebrates “Winning Wednesday,” prays for corrupt leaders to fall, and casually adds the Clintons to his spiritual to-do list.

-Minnesota callers cheer on ICE like they’re the hometown hockey team, and Rob imagines a world where he competes as a female athlete for easy gold medals.

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Starfleet Dreams & Sonic Boom Diplomacy Jan 13, 2026

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-Rob dives into Elon Musk’s vision of launching 1,000 spaceships per year, declaring humanity only 5–10 years away from becoming Starfleet—assuming SpaceX nerds can figure out wormholes.

-A Venezuelan security-guard account of U.S. sonic weaponry sends Rob into patriotic bliss as he warns the Ayatollah that America is “not to be messed with,” preferably in all-caps.

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Karen-apolis Rising: The Battle for Minnesota Jan 13, 2026

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-Rob unleashes a full anthropological study on “liberal Karens,” diagnosing them as manic, mask-obsessed, cul-de-sac-dwelling chaos engines fueled by social contagion and bad ideology.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, political strategist Luke Ball arrives to discuss Minnesota’s meltdown, Somali TPS changes, left-wing chaos, and why algorithm-induced insanity is a hazard of modern living.

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Don’t Catch the Stupid: Rob Carson’s Guide to Surviving Modern Madness Jan 13, 2026

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-Rob declares modern liberal activism the “Karen Intifada,” shares brunch-time mask shenanigans, and outlines why Minnesota has become the Left’s Disneyland of dysfunction.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins Rob to dissect ICE clashes, legal insanity, and the growing national pastime of ignoring subpoenas.

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