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Crisis, Comedy & Crashing Streams Jan 07, 2026

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-Rob celebrates Trump ousting Maduro and seizing Venezuelan oil tankers, describing it as payback for Hugo Chávez “stealing our stuff” and a massive win for U.S. leadership.

-The streaming feed keeps collapsing, so Rob blames everything from 1792-era Virginia Wi-Fi to Russian sabotage to a “swollen digital prostate,” while terrestrial radio listeners coast along just fine.

-On the Newsmax hotline, Canadian host Michael Charbonne checks in from the Great White North to joke about potash, Canadian liberals, and the geopolitical shockwaves from Trump’s moves in Venezuela.

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From Maduro to McRibs: Rob Explains the World Jan 06, 2026

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-Rob revels in Maduro’s ouster and laughs at Democrats who hate Trump so much they can’t celebrate the fall of a murderous dictator.

-On the Newsmax hotline, Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer breaks down Venezuela, Iran’s unraveling, Cuba’s shaky future, and why China’s oil headaches mean Taiwan is safer than Beijing wants to admit.

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Timmy, Ilhan & the Billion-Dollar Buffet Jan 06, 2026

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-Rob roasts mind-bending meal-count fraud — restaurants claiming to feed thousands daily while FBI cameras catch… about 23 people showing up.

-On the Newsmax hotline, Washington correspondent James Rosen joins Rob to dissect the Maduro arrest, the politics of regime change, and the chaos waiting to erupt in Venezuela.

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Welcome to the 80/20 Nation: Rob Carson vs. The Perpetually Wrong Jan 06, 2026

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-Rob celebrates a new year filled with soaring markets, collapsing Democrat narratives, and an economy the experts swearshould be dead.

-Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins on the Newsmax hotline, breaking down why Maduro’s arrest is legal, airtight, and giving the left a collective aneurysm.

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Walz-ing Into Handcuffs: The Somali Scam Crackdown Begins Jan 05, 2026

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-Rob gleefully declares Tim Walz’s political career “done,” compares him to Elmer Fudd without the decency, and predicts the Minnesota governor will soon be trading the governor’s mansion for prison commissary.

-He laughs through CBS’s new “we’re sorry, please trust us again” pledge, likening it to an abusive partner promising they’ve changed— then reminding them they could have just told the truth the first time.

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From Tehran to Times Square: Protests, Pretenders, and Payback Jan 05, 2026

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-Rob kicks off by rolling Iranian protest footage, declares “the people of Persia will be free,” and urges listeners to wake up every day ready to watch history happening at light speed.

-On the Newsmax hotline, Thane Rosenbaum joins as legal analyst and law professor, comparing the weekend’s strongman takedowns to Reagan at the Berlin Wall while blasting the media and academic left for hating America so much they’ll even side with Maduro.

-Rob dives into Somali-linked fraud in Minnesota, predicts Tim Walz, Keith Ellison, and Ilhan Omar are heading for indictments, jail, or deportation.

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Maduro Meets the ‘Find Out’ Phase Jan 05, 2026

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-Rob kicks off the year by celebrating Maduro’s capture like it’s the Super Bowl… except the halftime show is a special forces raid and the confetti is Democrats yelling “THIS IS BAD ACTUALLY.”

-Newsmax contributor Katie Zacharia jumps in to celebrate Freedom 250, gush over the Washington Monument light show, and tag-team with Rob in predicting that 2026 is the greatest year for America since 1776.

-Brigadier General (Ret.) Blaine Holt joins the show and happily announces he’s “Maduro-free and loving it,” geeks out over the perfection of the special ops mission, and casually mentions that hostile regimes everywhere are now checking Zillow in Moscow.

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Jack Smith vs. The First Amendment (and Other New Year’s Eve Flops) Jan 02, 2026

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*Last day of guest-host Mary Walter in for a vacationing Rob Carson...

-Jack Smith argues Trump’s fraud claims aren’t protected if knowingly false, and Mary counters with: “Meanwhile, Congress can lie on the floor like it’s an Olympic sport.”

-The “mystery guest” turns out to be Rob Carson himself, who returns from a two-week road trip, describes divorce-related awkwardness like a cat getting tossed into a pool, and promises to make his bumper music more Mary-compliant.

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One Word for the Year: Yikes Jan 02, 2026

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*Last day of Mary Walter guest-hosting for a vacationing Rob Carson...

-Mary describes the year as a “roller coaster,” and then casually drops the kind of life recap that makes you want to both hug her and refill her coffee.

-A caller brings up rising anti-Semitism, and Mary shifts into thoughtful, steady mode — reminding listeners that Israel is not just headlines, it’s people… who are also extremely pro-Trump.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, Tony Kinnett shows up to explain New York City politics, and by the end of it you’re convinced the city is being run by a committee made up of Marxists & PR interns.

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