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Clown Town U.S.A.: Meltdowns & Missing Fingers Jan 26, 2026

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-Minneapolis continues its transformation into “Clown Town” as activists bite ICE agents, block church stairwells, and terrify Sunday school kids while screaming that everyone is a Nazi.

-Rob plays a brand-new Jim Gossett parody, scolds wimpy Minneapolis leadership, mocks media hysteria, and cheers as Americans finally say “Enough!” to the chaos.

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Rep. Chip Roy Talks Minnesota Jan 26, 2026

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-Minneapolis becomes the center of chaos as Rob breaks down how a man with a loaded handgun and two magazines tries to “protest” ICE — and discovers this ends exactly how you think it does.

-Rep. Chip Roy joins via the Newsmax Hotline and praises Trump’s decision to send Tom Homan to Minnesota, while reminding everyone the Democrats want to defund ICE.

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The Return of Hollywood’s Favorite Bad Decisions Jan 23, 2026

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-Elon Musk dominates the conversation as Rob marvels at humanoid robots arriving next year, quantum computing that answers before you finish your question, and Musk’s insistence that there are no aliens… except maybe James Carville.

-Rob shares his powerful adoption story and why choosing life surrounds a woman with support, not isolation—an emotional highlight amid the comedy.

-Christian Toto appears on the Newsmax hotline, breaking down Oscar madness, Hollywood politics, Matt Damon’s warning about movies being written for people who aren’t watching them, and Dylan Mulvaney’s upcoming Broadway performance—because apparently women aren’t even allowed to play women anymore.

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Davos Meltdowns, ICE Takedowns, and Mary Walter’s Can-Can Chronicles Jan 23, 2026

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-Global elites in Davos are having meltdowns as Trump exposes green energy as the world’s most expensive magic trick, prompting Al Gore to boo a grown man like he’s at a middle-school talent show.

-Mary Walter joins the Newsmax hotline, delivering tales of supermarket combat, hotel bathrooms with zero privacy, murder-themed restaurants, and why microplastics apparently won’t kill us after all — but marriage might.

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The Rob Carson / Tony Kinnett Comedy Hour Jan 23, 2026

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-The media is melting down as crime plummets, arrests skyrocket, and Rob gleefully documents every statistic that ruins a Democrat’s day.

-Tony Kinnett joins on the hotline, delivering sharp commentary, Midwestern charm, and the word “hullabaloo,” which Rob notes is still legal tender in Indiana.

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Perp Walks, Knee Pads & Constitutional Colonoscopies Jan 22, 2026

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-Rob revels in Jack Smith getting “shredded like cheddar” on Capitol Hill as Chip Roy discovers the DOJ secretly subpoenaed lawmakers’ phone records — proving that nothing warms a host like bureaucrats caught red-handed.

-The show celebrates a fresh round of BLM church raiders being perp-walked, with Rob describing them as “terrorists” finally seeing consequences — while Don Lemon allegedly tries to slide behind a “journalism” shield that’s thinner than hotel toilet paper.

-Justine Murray joins via the Newsmax Hotline, unpacking media hypocrisy, church invasions, Somalian fraud cases, Islamo-Marxist activism, and the mental-health statistics of “young liberal women” — while Rob gleefully fuels the fire.

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The Art of the Deal Owns Davos Jan 22, 2026

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-Trump is portrayed storming Davos “like a boss,” leaving NATO elites looking like Hunger Games spectators who forgot their tribute had tariffs. Greenland stays in focus as the world’s iciest real-estate power move.

-Daniel Lipman of Politico joins via the Newsmax Hotline, gamely debating Greenland, tariffs, NATO, Gaza redevelopment, the Trump “sphere” planned for D.C., and — most combatively of all — the definition of real pizza.

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Davos Gets a Drive-By (and NATO Gets a Bill) Jan 22, 2026

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-Davos shows up as the backdrop for chest-thumping geopolitics—tariff threats melt people “like butter,” and everyone else panics accordingly.

-Across the show, Rob treats political meltdowns, fraud scandals, protests, and global drama as evidence that “Superman” is back and the villains are panicking loudly enough to prove it.

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Deplorabella Calls In and Drops NUKES! Jan 21, 2026

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-Fraud erupts everywhere: Somali money laundering, Obamacare phantom enrollees, and Medicaid schemes that make the Soviet Union look like amateur hour.

-DeploraBella joins via the Newsmax hotline, launching a verbal flamethrower at Minnesota’s political class, the EU, Islamist extremists, and anyone else who dares wander into her blast radius.

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