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We Just Stretched Your Hole Jul 22, 2025

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Get ready for a wild ride as Donny and The Rizzuto Show crew gear up to get their ears pierced! Thanks to a super generous $10,000 donation from Dr. Corey at Little Smiles Pediatric Dentistry during Donny's #28HourRadiothon our brave team agreed to get their ears pierced live on air—all to support the amazing work done by the Ronald McDonald House. This episode is a mix of laughter, camaraderie, and a few unexpected surprises along the way!

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Thanks to Dr. Corey at Little Smiles Pediatric Dentistry for the $10,000 donation to The Ronald McDonald House Charities during Donny's 28-Hour Radiothon:

https://www.littlesmilespediatricdentist.com/

Gen Z thinks you’re ‘old’ at this insultingly early age — you might already be ‘over the hill’ and not know it: new study.

https://nypost.com/2025/07/17/science/gen-z-thinks-youre-old-at-this-insultingly-early-age-you-might-already-be-over-the-hill-and-not-know-it-new-study/

Beware: 40 percent of house guests snoop around.

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Crap On Extra: Clueless Returns To The Alamo..Draft House and RIP Malcolm-Jamal! Jul 22, 2025

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Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath posted a photo with Backstreet Boys after seeing the group perform at Sphere in Las Vegas. He wrote in the caption, "Thanks for letting me audition, but after much consideration, I decided to stick with bass guitar (kidding)." https://www.facebook.com/gzrmusic/posts/1314886453337454?ref=embed_post
Def Leppard will be returning to Las Vegas for a month-long residency early next year. https://investor.caesars.com/news-releases/news-release-details/def-leppard-announce-return-las-vegas-new-residency-colosseum

RIP: Actor Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who portrayed Bill Cosby’s son, Theo on The Cosby Show, has died at the age of 54 after swimming in the ocean off the coast of Costa Rica on Sunday when he got caught in a strong current and drowned.. https://abc7.com/post/malcolm-jamal-warner-best-known-playing-theo-huxtable-cosby-show-dies-54/17228843/
Hulu is launching an all-new dating experiment show called Are You My First? Think Love Island but for virgins! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/virgin-reality-dating-series-are-you-my-first-hulu-1236324615/

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Jake Schreier is officially confirmed to direct the upcoming X-Men movie for Marvel Studios. https://www.joblo.com/x-men-movie-kevin-feige-confirms-jake-schreier/

MISC

The Atari 2600+ and Pac-Man are back … To celebrate the 45th anniversary of Pac-Man -- and make a few bucks along the way -- a special edition of the Atari 2600+ gaming system will be released in October. The bold Pac-Man yellow console features illuminated ghost icons and matching wireless joysticks. It also includes a “Double Feature” cartridge with both the original Pac-Man 2600 game and an arcade-style Pac-Man 7800. Pre-orders for the bundles -- priced at $170 -- open July 23rd.

AND FINALLY

This week marks the 30th anniversary of "Clueless", so Buzzfeed put together a list of 34 behind-the-scenes facts. https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/i-wont-watch-clueless-the-same-way-after-reading-these-34?origin=nofi https://drafthouse.com/st-louis/event/movie-party-clueless?showSeats=true

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Give Him The Nose Goblins Jul 21, 2025

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Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into the latest weekend antics of the Rizzuto Show crew! Imagine a wedding that starts off all sweet and romantic but quickly spirals into a whirlwind of unexpected twists. And just when you think it can't get any wilder, Rizz shares a hilariously awkward story about a naked sculpture model – yep, you heard that right! You definitely don’t want to miss the juicy details. Plus, we’ll chat about the aftermath of a wedding speech that went south faster than a plane with a missing wing with Rizzuto's wife, Emilia. It’s all in good fun as we reflect on the beautiful chaos of life, love, and laughter. And of course, we’ll serve up the latest celebrity gossip and trending topics that are sure to crack you up. So grab your headphones and join us for this entertaining episode of The Rizzuto Show – it’s gonna be a blast!

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‘Crazy stalker’ toasts bride and groom with unhinged wedding speech confession: ‘What does she have that I don’t?’

‘Chimp Crazy’ star arrested by U.S. Marshals.

Feral cat feeding banned in Festus.

Long Island man killed in freak MRI accident was wearing 20-pound chain necklace with padlock.

Douche Bag - Naked Repeat Offender Roamed Apartment Halls, Harassed Pets With Dog Whistle: Lyndhurst PD.

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Crap On Extra: Linkin Park Decision To Continue and Dog The Bounty Tragedy Jul 21, 2025

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A new all-star tribute act has launched a series of Chris Cornell covers to raise money for MusiCares. https://youtu.be/GKdMKFBrQpk
In a recent episode of the Broken Record podcast, Mike Shinoda spoke about Linkin Park's decision to continue with Emily Armstrong to front the group seven years after Chester Bennington died by suicide. https://ew.com/linkin-park-address-backlash-to-new-lead-singer-emily-armstrong-11775607
Charli XCX is now a married woman! The 32-year-old Brat entertainer and George Daniel got married on Saturday (July 19) in London, England. https://www.eonline.com/news/1420088/charli-xcx-george-daniel-are-married
In the new Billy Joel documentary, "And So It Goes", you find out how his signature song "Piano Man" came to be. He was stuck in a contract and decided to go on strike to get out of it. But he had no money. https://ew.com/billy-joel-dad-knocked-him-out-as-kid-for-playing-song-incorrectly-11772033?
Slipknot mysterious new website countdown hits zero. https://742617000027.net/
Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker has produced three tracks on The Alkaline Trio's upcoming new album, including the new single "Oblivion." Alkaline Trio includes Barker's former Blink bandmate Matt Skiba and the two acts are touring together starting August 28th in Hollywood, Florida.
The historic event featuring the final performances from Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne that took place on July 5th will be released in theaters as a concert film titled Back to the Beginning: Ozzy’s Final Bow in early 2026. https://consequence.net/2025/07/black-sabbath-ozzy-osbourne-back-to-the-beginning-concert-film/

This is a terrible story: Dog the Bounty Hunter's stepson, Gregory Zecca, allegedly shot his 13-year-old son in an accidental shooting. https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/20/dog-the-bounty-hunter-step-grandson-anthony-accidentally-killed/

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Superman remained the top movie at North American theaters for a second week. https://variety.com/2025/film/box-office/superman-remains-number-1-box-office-i-know-what-you-did-last-summer-smurfs-disappoint-1236465416/
Pee-Wee Herman's bike made its way to the ALAMO . . . for real this time. The original red bike from "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" was acquired by the Alamo in celebration of the movie's 40th anniversary. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/pee-wee-herman-red-bike-the-alamo-1236323969/
Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock have begun filming "Practical Magic 2". https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/practical-magic-2-nicole-kidman-sandra-bullock-on-set-1236320126/
Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow dated from 1997 to 2000. That relationship is old news. But not to everyone. A new, unauthorized biography of Gwyneth reveals a very naughty sex act that she supposedly loved performing on Ben. https://pagesix.com/2025/07/20/celebrity-news/the-sex-act-that-gwyneth-paltrow-enjoyed-receiving-from-ben-affleck-revealed/

AND FINALLY

Adam Sandler had to rewrite "Happy Gilmore 2" after Carl Weathers died. Even though his character died in the first one, he was going to be a big part of the sequel. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/adam-sandler-rewrite-happy-gilmore-2-carl-weathers-death-1236324219/

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Crap On Weekend: US Dept Of Defense No Match For Metallica and Who Bought The Fyre Festival? Jul 19, 2025

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The U.S. Department of Defense is no match for Metallica's lawyers. https://loudwire.com/metallica-force-government-pull-drone-video-featuring-unauthorized-use-classic-song/

Motley Crue might not be the "greedy" band that Sharon Osbourne kicked off the Back to the Beginning show after all. Nikki Sixx says they weren't there due to "health issues within the band." https://loudwire.com/nikki-sixx-addresses-motley-crue-absence-ozzy-black-sabbath-farewell-show/

The official Soundgarden Instagram account cited schedule conflicts as the reason for their absence, saying, “We are super bummed and regret that we were unable to coordinate the schedules of our individual and collective projects to attend and contribute to the festival.” https://music.mxdwn.com/2025/07/13/news/soundgarden-share-statement-regarding-absence-from-black-sabbaths-back-to-the-beginning-show/#google_vignette

Disneyland unveiled an animatronic Walt Disney, and it's kind of amazing how advanced it is. The attraction opens on July 17, the same day Disneyland turns 70. https://www.ign.com/articles/walt-disney-a-magical-life-impressions-a-remarkable-experience-that-honors-walts-legacy-in-a-powerful-way

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Everyone can agree that one of the best parts about the new "Superman" movie is Krypto, Superman's foster dog. And it's probably no coincidence that since the movie came out, there's been an increase in Google searches about pet adoption. The phrase "adopt a dog near me" has increased by 513%. https://consequence.net/2025/07/superman-pet-adoptions-krypto-james-gunn/

The nominations for the 2025 Emmy Nominations were announced on Tuesday. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/emmys-nominations-2025-nominees-list-1236314909/?link_source=ta_thread_link&taid=687673c8e0fe3200010162e2&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads.net
Fred Armisen has a new album coming out. It's called "100 Sound Effects". And yes, it's a comedy album of real sound effects. Here's a preview, featuring what any guitarist knows too well. Tuning a guitar, but it's still out of tune. And the sound of a bar closing after the band finishes. https://consequence.net/2025/07/fred-armisen-100-sound-effects-album-2025-tour-dates/?

Some My Chemical Romance fans are calling the band’s current tour celebrating their album, ‘The Black Parade’, ‘weird’ and ‘demonic’. https://loudwire.com/my-chemical-romance-demonic-show-2025/

An attempt to sell an officially licensed Tina Turner wig went down in flames this week because it looked AWFUL. Not to mention the fact that they were charging $1,000 for it. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/tina-turner-wig-recall-backlash-annie-1236317400/

The Fyre Festival brand has sold for $245,300 after Founder Billy McFarland held an auction on e-Bay. https://loudwire.com/fyre-fest-brand-sold-ebay-bidding/

A new documentary about late singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley, It’s Never Over, Jeff Buckley is coming out this fall and the trailer dropped yesterday. https://pitchfork.com/news/watch-the-trailer-for-new-documentary-its-never-over-jeff-buckley/

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Who's Got The I'm Peeing Face? Jul 18, 2025

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Today is a special trip down memory lane with good ol Jeff Burton driving us through a bunch of laughs. Plus Lern's mother rents a nasty car. We play a ridiculous game and are you a person that tinkles in the pool?

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I’m Going To Be On The News! Jul 17, 2025

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Take a humorous dive into the world of personal grooming and the quirks of wedding attire with The Rizzuto Show. From the challenges of finding the perfect white shirt to the art of manscaping, no stone is left unturned. We also explore the temperature of summer, the wild world of tattoos, and the unique experiences that come with being a man in today’s society. Join Rizz, Moon, Lern, and King Scott for laughs, relatable moments, and a few unexpected turns as we navigate these everyday topics!

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House too hot? Energy bill already too high? This UK professor says smearing yogurt on your windows can cool your home. https://fortune.com/2025/07/14/yogurt-on-windows-cool-home-ben-roberts-loughborough-university/
Math professor shares thermo-dynamic hack to cool your sweltering car in seconds. https://www.upworthy.com/how-to-cool-down-a-hot-car
The Most-Searched Tattoo Designs By State. https://www.mentalfloss.com/geography/maps/most-searched-tattoo-designs-by-state-map
Bartenders' strong but silent message to drunk patrons sparks heated viral debate. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/bartenders-strong-silent-message-drunk-patrons-sparks-heated-viral-debate
Missouri Dram Shop Law: Liability, Penalties, and Defenses. https://legalclarity.org/missouri-dram-shop-law-liability-penalties-and-defenses/
Would You Leave Your Partner For $1 Million? 43% Of Americans Say They Would! https://studyfinds.org/would-you-leave-your-partner-for-million-dollars/
Burger King employee goes viral after being forced to run entire store by herself for a shocking 12 hours. https://www.unilad.com/news/us-news/burger-king-solo-employee-solo-interview-columbia-960171-20250716
“1,000 waters”: Man is sick of ordering from an AI voice at Taco Bell’s drive thru. Then he throws them a curveball. https://www.dailydot.com/news/taco-bell-ai-drive-thru-hack-1000-waters/
Lion’s Choice ranks 3rd for ‘Best Regional Fast Food.’ https://www.yahoo.com/news/lion-choice-ranks-3rd-best-232207535.html

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Crap On Extra: The Most Streamed Shows Of 25 and Is My Chemical Romance Weird? Jul 17, 2025

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Jane's Addiction members Dave Navarro, Eric Avery and Stephen Perkins sued frontman Perry Farrell on Wednesday morning over the September 2024 onstage fight in Boston that ended their tour and the group. And on Wednesday afternoon Farrell responded with his own suit. https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/16/dave-navarro-sues-perry-farrell-assault-battery-onstage-fight/

Some My Chemical Romance fans are calling the band’s current tour celebrating their album, ‘The Black Parade’, ‘weird’ and ‘demonic’. https://loudwire.com/my-chemical-romance-demonic-show-2025/

An attempt to sell an officially licensed Tina Turner wig went down in flames this week because it looked AWFUL. Not to mention the fact that they were charging $1,000 for it. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/tina-turner-wig-recall-backlash-annie-1236317400/

The Fyre Festival brand has sold for $245,300 after Founder Billy McFarland held an auction on e-Bay. https://loudwire.com/fyre-fest-brand-sold-ebay-bidding/

A new documentary about late singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley, It’s Never Over, Jeff Buckley is coming out this fall and the trailer dropped yesterday. https://pitchfork.com/news/watch-the-trailer-for-new-documentary-its-never-over-jeff-buckley/

RIP: Paranormal investigator Dan Rivera was on his sold-out ‘Devils On The Run’ Tour with an allegedly “haunted” Annabelle doll when he suddenly died on Saturday. https://nypost.com/2025/07/15/us-news/paranormal-investigator-dan-rivera-dies-on-annabelle-haunted-doll-tour/

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

After the success of the 'Mario Bros' film, Nintendo has found it's Zelda and Link for a live-action movie. https://variety.com/2025/film/global/legend-of-zelda-movie-cast-bo-bragason-benjamin-evan-ainsworth-1236462236/
A live-action version of My Little Pony is coming to movie theaters. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/my-little-pony-movie-live-action-amazon-mgm-hasbro-1236461858/
Emma Watson just got put on a six-month driving ban in England for a speeding incident that occurred last July. She was going 38 in a 30 mile-per-hour zone on a restricted road in Oxford, where she is in school earning her doctorate at the University of Oxford. https://consequence.net/2025/07/emma-watson-zoe-wanamaker-banned-driving-harry-potter/

COMEDY

Pete Davidson is about to become a father. https://pagesix.com/2025/07/16/parents/pete-davidson-is-expecting-first-baby-with-pregnant-girlfriend-elsie-hewitt/

AND FINALLY

What’s everybody watching? ... Nielsen just released its list of the most streamed shows so far in 2025, and just like last year it's topped by an Australian puppy. Bluey has just over 25 billion minutes viewed from January through June of this year, topping the number two show, Grey's Anatomy by over 2.5 billion minutes. The rest of the Top 10 is mostly animated series or TV dramas:

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This Is The Humane Way To Do It! Jul 16, 2025

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In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, we’re diving headfirst into some of the wildest news stories that’ll have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. Ever heard of a factory worker having a bad day at a frozen burrito plant? Yeah, it’s a thing. And wait until you hear about the guy in a bikini who thought robbing a donut shop was a solid idea—spoiler alert: it wasn’t! Rizz, Moon, Lern, and King Scott also jam out to the latest music buzz, including the highest-grossing charity concert of all time and the Emmy nominations that are making waves. Plus, we’ll chat about that new Star Wars-themed concert event and take a stroll down memory lane to reminisce about our favorite movie and TV pets. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, insights, and a few surprises along the way!

Show Notes:

Teenage cleaner fatally sucked into meat grinder at California factory for popular frozen burrito brand. https://nypost.com/2025/07/14/us-news/teenage-cleaner-fatally-sucked-into-meat-grinder-at-california-factory-for-popular-frozen-burrito-brand/
Bride Sends Wedding ‘Contribution Form' Instead Of Invites Asking For Help Paying For The Event. https://www.yourtango.com/self/bride-sends-wedding-contribution-form-instead-invites
Pepsi No Longer Among America’s Top 3 Sodas. https://www.vice.com/en/article/pepsi-no-longer-among-americas-top-3-sodas/
Missouri judge orders arrest of 'Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix and her husband. https://www.kcur.org/news/2025-07-16/chimp-crazy-star-tonia-haddix-arrest-peta
Missouri temp tag and car sales tax changes: What to know. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/missouri-car-buyers-face-new-rules-on-temporary-tags-and-sales-tax/ar-AA1IGvzf
Woman incriminates herself in reply to post insulting thief: ‘This woman called me trash’. https://www.wmtv15news.com/2025/07/03/woman-incriminates-herself-reply-post-insulting-thief-this-woman-called-me-trash/
Scantily-clad man tries to rob donut shop in Los Angeles; Workers and police fight back. https://www.foxla.com/news/man-in-bikini-los-angeles-donut-shop
Minnesota miracle: 9-year-old boy recovers after arrow pierced his skull. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/minnesota-miracle-9-year-old-boy-recovers-after-arrow-pierced-his-skull/ar-AA1IB0S5

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Crap On Extra: Highest Grossing Charity Concerts Of All Time and Can Stevie Wonder See? Jul 16, 2025

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Back to the Beginning, the all-day heavy metal festival this past July 5th that was capped off with the alleged last-ever performances by both Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath, raised more than $200 million for three charities, making it the highest-grossing charity concert of all time according to Billboard, which has kept track of such events. https://www.billboard.com/lists/highest-grossing-charity-concerts-list-ozzy-black-sabbath/#recipient_hashed=d7e2073cbf285d42626dd51c3ccf4b92a8cec49e37b4097434b2ccfa625233f5&recipient_salt=f80646041cdff23b9f9b22c0f1f5b5826187324ef9aea232fc4d9d0f2ab155d8&utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=billboard_daily&utm_content=620886_07-15-2025&utm_term=10484669?utm_medium=&utm_source=&utm_campaign=&utm_content=&utm_id=

Following last year's deluxe reissue of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' fifth album, 1982's Long After Dark, comes an exhibit at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame of artifacts associated with it and the tour in support of it. https://www.tompetty.com/

Kendrick Lamar's performance at the Super Bowl Halftime Show was nominated for an Emmy Award for Outstanding Music Direction. https://www.billboard.com/music/awards/2025-emmy-nominees-music-categories-list-1236021589/
For years, there have been rumors that Stevie Wonder can actually see. Stevie talked about the rumors at a recent concert in Cardiff, Wales. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stevie-wonder-addresses-blindness-rumors_n_68757fffe4b02462fe7a5a54

The nominations for the 2025 Emmy Nominations were announced on Tuesday. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/emmys-nominations-2025-nominees-list-1236314909/?link_source=ta_thread_link&taid=687673c8e0fe3200010162e2&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads.net
Fred Armisen has a new album coming out. It's called "100 Sound Effects". And yes, it's a comedy album of real sound effects. Here's a preview, featuring what any guitarist knows too well. Tuning a guitar, but it's still out of tune. And the sound of a bar closing after the band finishes. https://consequence.net/2025/07/fred-armisen-100-sound-effects-album-2025-tour-dates/?

MISC:

Disneyland unveiled an animatronic Walt Disney, and it's kind of amazing how advanced it is. The attraction opens on July 17, the same day Disneyland turns 70. https://www.ign.com/articles/walt-disney-a-magical-life-impressions-a-remarkable-experience-that-honors-walts-legacy-in-a-powerful-way

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Everyone can agree that one of the best parts about the new "Superman" movie is Krypto, Superman's foster dog. And it's probably no coincidence that since the movie came out, there's been an increase in Google searches about pet adoption. The phrase "adopt a dog near me" has increased by 513%. https://consequence.net/2025/07/superman-pet-adoptions-krypto-james-gunn/

AND FINALLY

The cats and dogs that stand out in our minds the most from Movies and TV

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