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Crap On Extra: The Nipples Of Joe Jonas and Live Aid Documentary On The Way! Jul 09, 2025

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The 40th anniversary of Live Aid is this Sunday. And if you want to relive that moment in music history, the official YouTube channel will be celebrating with over 10 hours of footage. A four-part documentary called "Live Aid: When Rock 'n' Roll Took on the World" will also premiere on CNN on Sunday night. But don't expect to see Led Zeppelin there.

Oasis will release a nine-CD or 14-LP box set called Oasis: Complete Studio Album Collection on August 22nd. It includes all seven of their studio albums and the B-sides compilation The Masterplan

The Offspring have launched a new sneaker with Vans inspired by their Smash album. They'll be giving away two pairs of the sneakers at each show on their tour with Jimmy Eat World and New Found Glory, which starts Friday in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Joe Jonas shared on TikTok that a fan approached him on the street and said that she and her friends were just talking about how TINY his nipples are. In the video, Joe looks down at his chest and says, quote, "I think they're quite average-sized nipples." He added in the caption, quote, "Mind you I was feeling decently confident before this."

Olivia Rodrigo paid for all her band and crew to have therapy on her world tour. “And considering a world tour consists of late nights, long days, endless travel, being away from home, jet lag, and the adrenaline of performing in front of thousands of people before the post-show crash, I can only imagine how beneficial this would have been.”

The cause of Michael Madsen’s death has been revealed. The Kill Bill and Reservoir Dogs actor passed away on Thursday (July 3) at his home in Malibu, California. He was pronounced dead at the scene, and no foul play was suspected.

"The Devil Wears Prada 2" has added Lucy Liu, Justin Theroux, B.J. Novak, and Timothée Chalamet's sister Pauline to its cast. They will appear alongside the original film’s stars, Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci. Disney’s 20th Century Studios is backing the sequel, which is currently in production and set to open theatrically on May 1, 2026.

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Introduce The Pullout Method Jul 08, 2025

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TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening.

There’s An Emotional Reason Why Giving Someone A Ride To An Airport Feels So Weirdly Intimate.

Chuck E. Cheese opens 10 new retro-style arcades.

‘Mushroom murder’ trial: Jury finds Australian woman deliberately killed lunch guests with poisoned Beef Wellington

104 mph ‘super speeder’ arrested minutes after new Florida law went into effect

Cities Are Stopping You From Turning Left. Here's Why.

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Crap On Extra: Pearl Jam Needs Some Rhythm & Richard Simmons Bedazzled Tanks For Sale. Jul 08, 2025

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Pearl Jam drummer Matt Cameron announced he's leaving the band.

Fall Out Boy will return to the road this week without guitarist Joe Trohman.

A kids' version of Lego Masters is coming to Fox.

Some Richard Simmons memorabilia is hitting the auction block, including bedazzled tank tops. Bonhams Auction House in Los Angeles says it's auctioning off over 200 of the famous fitness instructor's personal items -- bedazzled tank tops and branded VHS tapes to memorabilia from his workout empire. The collection celebrates Simmons' four-decade legacy.

TV TONIGHT: The documentary "Simple Plan: The Kids in the Crowd" on Amazon. It includes archived footage and access to their sold out 2024 world tour

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Denise Richards’s husband, Aaron Phypers, has filed for divorce after six years of marriage — and only months after the couple claimed they would never head down that path.

Hot Wheels is getting a live-action movie.

After earning $515 million at the box office in around one month, Universal's live-action version of 'How To Train Your Dragon' will begin streaming on Premium Video on Demand on July 15th.

Scarlett Johansson's role in Jurassic World Rebirth has set a new global box office record, making her the world's highest-grossing lead actor.

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TikTok is developing a US version of its app that will be available on September 5th to require with the government's demands to divest from its Chinese-owned company or face a ban.

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Chicago Cubs fans were not vibing with Alex Cooper's rendition of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" on Sunday night at Wrigley Field.

AND FINALLY

Buzzfeed put out a list of celebrities with famous parents, and I want to play a game called ‘Nepo Baby or Normie’ to see if you can guess who has famous parents or not.

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He Looks Like A Pile Of Clay Jul 07, 2025

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Calls for Service - St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department

City Dumpster Fires Beats Out County Dumpster Fires

The Most Dominate Athlete On Earth Take First Place At Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest.

A man who went to the hospital with complaints of abdominal pain had a live eel removed from his abdomen.

Single women ditch wearing makeup on first dates — and experts encourage it

The 'perfect' male body type, according to scientists.

The Biggest Plastic Surgery Trends of 2025

Disgusting ‘BBL smell’ side effect might make people reconsider getting popular surgery.

Cookie Jarring Is The Dating Term You Need To Know

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Crap On Extra: Ozzy's Big Farewell and Craig Robinson Retires From Comedy! Jul 07, 2025

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Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne played their final sets at the Back to the Beginning concert at Villa Park in Birmingham, England on Saturday.

Kelly Osbourne got engaged during the show, too. A video shows Slipknot's Sid Wilson popping the question, telling Kelly, "You know I love you more than anything in the world", with Ozzy quipping, "F*** off, you're not marrying my daughter."

Oasis opened their reunion tour Friday and Saturday night in Cardiff, Wales by playing some deep cuts -- and making a couple of cracks about ticket prices.

Foo Fighters continue to celebrate their 20th anniversary this week, first dropping a cover of Minor Threat's "I Don't Wanna Hear It" with a video sharing images throughout the band's early days.

Less than two years after its launch, TV psychologist Dr. Phil's Merit Street Media company has filed for bankruptcy, with liabilities ranging from $100 million to $500 million.

Craig Robinson from "The Office" is retiring from comedy. He says he's starting some kind of business, but he's being vague about it right now.

RIP: Julian McMahon, known for roles in television shows like Nip/Tuck and Charmed, has died. He was 56.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

'Jurassic World Rebirth', the seventh film in the franchise, took a bite out of the box office with $26 million earned domestically on July 4th Friday. The dino film earned $147 million over the entire weekend! While it ruled the box office over the July 4th holiday, it's the lowest opening of any 'Jurassic' film to-date.

RIP: Actor Michael Madsen has died at 67.

AND FINALLY

In celebration of America, let's revisit this ranking of the Top 50 AMERICAN Bands of All Time, according to UltimateClassicRock.com.

1. The Beach Boys

2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

3. Van Halen

4. Creedence Clearwater Revival

5. Aerosmith

6. The Doors

7. Talking Heads

8. R.E.M.

9. Eagles

10. Simon & Garfunkel

AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!

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Like Eating A Bundle Of Hair! Jul 03, 2025

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The proper send off into the big 4th of July weekend.

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The Late Night Cheese Snack Jul 02, 2025

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Make sure to check out the Rizz Show 4 of July Playlist, Blow Your Fingers Off To This!

Captain Jim called in to talk about fireworks and some history as well.

Here are some fun Fourth of July backyard games you can play.

What parts of your Fourth of July barbecue will cost more, less? We explain.

A new study found that people who are lactose intolerant are more likely to have nightmares, especially when they eat dairy late in the day.

Several cities in the US offer relocation incentives.

The most and least popular states!

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day! Infamous contract becomes beloved MLB holiday.

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Crap On Extra: We Comb Through Diddy's Case and Foo Fighters Are Back! Jul 02, 2025

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There's a partial verdict in the Sean "Diddy" Combs sex trafficking case. The jury reached a verdict on charges two through five, which are about sex trafficking and transporting people for prostitution. But jurors have not been able to agree on the RICO charge, alleging that Diddy was the leader of a sex-trafficking

Green Day has a tradition at their shows of bringing someone onstage, handing them a guitar, and letting them play along on "Good Riddance". But it backfired on them Monday in Luxembourg.

Foo Fighters have dropped their first new song since 2023; a cover of Minor Threat's 80-second song "I Don't Wanna Hear It".

Keith Urban was being interviewed and asked about his wife, Nicole Kidman, doing sex scenes with younger guys. Keith immediately hung up on the show. Here is the moment that Keith hung up on Australia’s Mix 102.3 "Hayley & Max in the Morning".

Ryan Seacrest posted some pictures on Monday where he's . . . just living his life, apparently. And the Internet decided that he looks TOO THIN.

55-year-old Julie Bowen thought she was going to die when she was 29 because she had to get a pacemaker.

Jennifer Aniston will star in a TV series based on "I'm Glad My Mom Died", the autobiography of "iCarly" star Jennette McCurdy.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Check out the trailer for the new "Running Man" flick, starring Glenn Powell. It will be out on November

It's that time of year again . . . Hallmark's annual Christmas in July programming kicks off Saturday. Besides the return of fan-favorite movies, there will be a new reality series called "Christmas at Sea". AND FINALLY

Hoops ... Fans of Michael Jordan who want to live like the six-time NBA champion now have a very expensive option. Jordan's former home in Highland Park, Illinois, is now available to rent through Airbnb. Champions Point is a seven-bedroom, 17.5-bath estate that can accommodate 14 guests. The mansion features a movie theater, commercial gym, cigar lounge, wine cellar, pool tables, bars, salon, saltwater aquariums, and a full-size basketball court. Renters have to use the place for seven nights – and fork over about $121,000.

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The Most Awkward Combo! Jul 01, 2025

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Gas prices down as we prepare for Fourth of July travel.

Woman pleads guilty for role in $1M Nigerian romance scam.

Arkansas Mom Who Gave Children Ages 6 to 15 Marijuana Edibles and Vape Pen Gets Jail Time.

Medical Head-Scratcher: Fish Bone Pierces Woman's Neck Weeks After Soup Meal.

Father and daughter who went overboard promptly rescued by crew.

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Crap On Extra: 50 Best Fourth Of July Flicks & Zach Top's Girlfriend Is Upset. Jul 01, 2025

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We may not have seen the last of Aerosmith in concert. In a recent interview, Joe Perry talked about possibly touring or doing one final show.

Alice Cooper will be inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame on October 30th in Chicago. He's being recognized for his syndicated shows, Nights With Alice Cooper and Alice's Attic.

Deftones teased some new music before their show in London on Sunday night, posting a graphic on their video screens that used Roman numerals to spell out July 10th, 2025.

Three Day Grace's "I Hate Everything About You" has joined Spotify's Billions Club for one-billion streams on the platform.

Zach Top’s girlfriend, Amelia, posted a video backstage of his concert with the caption, "POV: me scanning the crowd for all these wild texts chicks are holding up." And she said, "Y'all need some self-respect, for real."

Nelly refuses to change his and Ashanti's new baby's diapers. ·

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Jimmy Fallon has actress Jessica Biel, actor Simon Pegg, musical guest sombr
Stephen Colbert has actor Mariska Hargitay
Jimmy Kimmel has actor Sam Rockwell, musical guest Valerie June
Seth Meyers has actor Benicio Del Toro

President Trump said in an interview Sunday that a "group of very wealthy people" are buying TikTok.

NASA and Netflix are teaming up with NASA+ live programming will be available where audiences will be able to stream rocket launches, astronaut spacewalks, mission coverage, and breathtaking live views of Earth from the International Space Station.

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Olivia Munn has a condition called trichotillomania, which is a compulsion to pull out your own hair. She targets her eyelashes. She explained on the recent episode of ‘Armchair Expert’.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Ryan Gosling puts the "not" in "astronaut" . . . his words, not mine . . . in "Project Hail Mary". Check out the trailer.

Since the Fourth of July is Friday, ThePioneerWoman.com put together a list of 50 movies that are perfect to add to your watchlist. Here are 15:

1. "Jaws" (1975)

2. "Top Gun" (1986)

3. "The American President" (1995)

4. "Rocky" (1976)

5. "The Sandlot" (1993)

6. "An American Tail" (1986)

7. "Live Free or Die Hard" (2007)

8. "National Treasure" (2004)

9. "Captain America: The First Avenger" (2011)