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Bring Out The Olives!! Jul 29, 2025

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Stars of stage, screen, and radio return for a big episode of The Rizzuto Show. With the whole crew back in-studio, we covered a lot of ground including Moon's West Coast Warped Tour shows with Goldfinger this past weekend, King Scott's experience acting in a film shoot in Nashville, Lern's family-trip to Michigan, and tons more!

We jump right into a head-scratching new policy in Tennessee schools about doctor's notes and absences that has everyone talking, cover the latest buzz in celebrity news, including the jaw-dropping charges against Paul Gallagher (another brother of the Oasis band members) that you won't want to miss, and a hilarious take on the quirky World Snail Racing.

Plus, play along with a spirited round of 'Real or Fake' soccer clubs!

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Crap On Extra: Oasis' Brother Charged & Best Adam Sandler Movie List! Jul 29, 2025

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Paul Gallagher, the older brother of Oasis’ Liam and Noel Gallagher, has been charged with three counts of sexual assault, three counts of intentional strangulation and more in the U.K. The Guardian reports that the charges stem from a series of incidents involving a woman that allegedly took place between 2022 and 2024. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/28/noel-and-liam-gallagher-brother-paul-charged-with-rape-and-other-sexual-offences
While in London last week to promote the new Alice Cooper band album, The Revenge of Alice Cooper, which came out Friday, Alice spoke about the death of Ozzy Osbourne, telling Planet Rock how he found out he died and their relationship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RT1ZBDy8RM
Surprise! Hayley Williams just released 17 new songs on her website hayleywilliams.net. https://variety.com/2025/music/news/hayley-williams-surprise-releases-17-new-songs-website-1236472196/

After a whirlwind 50th anniversary season, Saturday Night Live season 51 will return on Saturday, October 4, 2025. https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/saturday-night-live-season-51-premiere-date-cast-hosts

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

The next installment in the beloved Meet the Parents franchise gets a new title and premiere date! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/meet-parents-4-gets-official-160248910.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9wcmVwcGx1cy5mdXR1cmltZWRpYS5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANazakzLidHfptxmdBkBVLjW4fsP2XdiQ6DZuJ96FPBbVxo4PPDvE7HOlP3uTjXfWmW2gceKAhcifR0SaoGMUaHCF2VoWx9iauTbPPRy6ozLash-tYCKEayCTztdXxm--49lBzkGesCdml2s-ZQcyuunx17UlT_zz1ORI3_TcHBr
Stormtrooper helmet sells for $256,000 at auction … Over the weekend at Comic-Con in San Diego, a stormtrooper helmet from the original Star Wars movie was auctioned off for a staggering $256,000. The original stunt helmet – believed to be featured in scenes on Tatooine – is one of only six known to exist in private collections.
Everyone's trying to go viral with their crazy popcorn buckets, but the latest one went a step further . . . by setting an actual Guinness World Record. https://www.mentalfloss.com/entertainment/movies/marvel-releases-galactus-popcorn-bucket

AND FINALLY

Happy Gilmore 2" came out last Friday. And if you haven't seen it yet, you might be wondering how it stacks up against Adam Sandler's other movies, or even the original. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/adam-sandler-movies-ranked-worst-130000862.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cud2lzZWJyb3RoZXIuY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAN2WjeF-rEip0J1sYs96GHg-2WH9KN_kYWqg-tgvE6wRZFFvX6Ov6wavalwJBwqCbO4EYb6QiBx1k34ysgkTqu8dT9Pe9DknocF9dJaXjgBxF5dnB6qiUJc1WeugNIqvLwN6puSC1ny-mR40-m1HKz34BfXmQzE24j94gQRrrFfU

AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!

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I Am the Burrito King Jul 28, 2025

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Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is a wild ride from 30,000 feet to the depths of pop culture madness. From the Serial Butt Sniffer, to peeing standing up, this episode is an adventure. Play along with real or fake: dating app edition, hear Gary Busey's sports report, and so much more. Grab your headphones, your sense of humor, and maybe a seat away from anyone too curious—this episode’s off the rails in the best way.

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Crap On Extra: Ozzy's Music Bump and South Park Soars Jul 28, 2025

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Ozzy Osbourne's music soars following his passing - Ozzy and Black Sabbath's greatest hits
South Park's season 27 premiere that targets the Trump administration and media censorship climbs the charts - South Park tops charts
'The Fantastic Four: First Steps' pulls Marvel out of cinematic slump - 'The Fantastic Four' Review

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The Morning Moistener Jul 25, 2025

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Buckle up, because this morning’s episode of The Rizzuto Show was a wild ride through the absurd, the tragic, and the downright bizarre. The crew—Rizzuto and Rafe Williams—delivered their signature mix of snark, satire, and side-splitting commentary on the latest local headlines. Should kids be allowed in specific adult restaurants? Get the guys' take on that, at well as their advice for listeners who called in to the Rizz and Rafe Hotline. Rafe provides a heartfelt e-memorium and the staple: Crap on Celebrities, took a more somber route today, commemorating the lives of Hulk Hogan and Chuck Mangione.

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Crap On Extra: RIP Hulk Hogan and Chuck Mangione Jul 25, 2025

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Hulk Hogan passes away at age 71. How did Hulk Hogan die?
Rizz and Rafe also pay tribute to Chuck Mangione. Chuck Mangione passes at age 84.
Harry Style's most recent endeavor - Harry Styles selling sex toys

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Squattin' To Daub! Jul 24, 2025

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Get ready for a wild ride as the Rizzuto Show dives headfirst into the crazy world of viral videos, illicit activity from some locals, and England's largest swingers convention complete with butt plug bingo!

We kick things off by chatting about a jaw-dropping incident where an influencer made headlines when she shared a video of herself splashing around in what she believed was harmless sea foam while vacationing in Cape Town, South Africa. Little did she know, the foam was actually a product of sewage runoff from a nearby pipe. The crew can’t help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all as we dive into the hilarious reactions that flooded social media.

We also tackle some jaw-dropping news stories, including another bizarre tale about our favorite local chimpanzee handler, Tonia Haddix, who’s found herself in some serious legal hot water, and another local St. Peters woman who’s facing the music (possibly a 5 year sentence) for arson in Puerto Rico.

And don't forget about England's largest swingers festival, Swingathon, which descended on the tiny town of Allington. The three day festival consists of frisky play tents, pole dancing, foam parties, mobile dungeons and sex games like Butt Plug Bingo. Yep... You read that right and of course we try to figure out how it works.

Grab your headphones and join Rizz, Rafe, and King Scott for a wild ride through the unexpected twists and turns of our modern world!

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Crap On Extra: Kermit Reflects On Ozzy & Sandler Giving Happy Gilmore Another Round. Jul 24, 2025

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Kermit the Frog Pays Tribute to his Friend, Ozzy Osbourne. Kermit the Frog Pays Tribute to his Friend, Ozzy Osbourne
Musician cover Ozzy songs to pay tribute.
Music Icon, 54, Admits to ‘Problem’ While Drinking 30-40 Pepsi’s Daily. Music Icon, 54, Admits to ‘Problem’ While Drinking 30-40 Pepsi’s Daily
Happy Gilmore 2 drops this friday!

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Tonka Two Electric Boogaloo Jul 23, 2025

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The Rizzuto Show dives into a variety of hilarious and unexpected topics, starting with our recent ear-piercing adventure for Donny's #28HourRadiothon. Rizz, Moon, and Rafe share their experience so far and the reactions to their new ear bling.

Local 'Chimp Crazy' star, Tonia Haddix, allegedly violated her bond by hiding another secret chimp in her basement. Did somebody narc her out?

We discuss everything from the strange phenomenon of 'corn sweat' to some bizarre antics of local news stories, including a Chesterfield man charged with animal cruelty for setting a groundhog on fire.

As the show progresses, the conversation shifts to the recent passing of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne, with heartfelt tributes and reflections on his impact on music and culture.

The crew also tackles a listener's email about the complexities of relationships and exes, leading to an engaging debate about friendship etiquette and the challenges of navigating past connections.

We attempt a lively game of Majority Rules, testing the group's knowledge of pop culture and iconic songs, while attempting to give away tickets to some upcoming shows.

With plenty of humor and camaraderie, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment that you won't want to miss!

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Crap On Extra: RIP Ozzy Osbourne and South Park Strikes! Jul 23, 2025

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It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning.

Ozzy is survived by his wife Sharon, his daughter Kelly and his son Jack.

There is information about the drowning death of Malcolm-Jamal Warner.
Sources said Warner died on Sunday at Costa Rica’s Playa Grande Beach while on a family vacation.
The beach has been called "challenging," and there were signs in English and Spanish warning about the risk of drowning.
There were no lifeguards present due to a lack of resources.
The Caribbean Guard stated, "Although there were people on the beach who entered the water to rescue him, they did not arrive in time. He was pulled from underwater without vital signs, and despite CPR maneuvers being performed on the beach, resuscitation was unsuccessful."
Warner was 54.

Slipknot Fans Frustrated After Countdown Timer Ends In Disappointment

Slipknot fans are in revolt after the band's mysterious countdown timer ended in disappointment.
The timer was set to expire at 3pm ET on Monday - but once it reached zero, fans encountered server issue errors and requests to try again later.
Eventually, it was revealed that the countdown was announcing a 25th-anniversary vinyl box set for Slipknot's 1999 self-titled album. But that news only angered fans even more, as the box set was limited to 100 total units and sold out almost immediately.

New Book Tells The Story Of Pearl Jam

A new book will tell the story of Pearl Jam in a way it's never been told before.
Pearl Jam Live! 35 Years Of Legendary Music And Revolutionary Shows is structured like a live concert - with an 'opening act' covering the band's origins, the 'headliner' covering their rise to fame in the '90s, and an 'encore' about the band's continued success in the 2000s and beyond.
It will look at each of the band's studio albums and cover Pearl Jam's greater cultural impact and unique fan community.
Written by Selena Fragassi, Pearl Jam Live! will be out Oct. 14th from Epic Ink.
South Park Strikes Massive $1.5 Billion Streaming Deal with Paramount+

Tom Jones Postpones Show in Germany Due to Health Complications

Sir Tom Jones has been forced to cancel a gig in Germany.
On Tuesday, just hours before taking the stage in Bremen, he postponed his show due to health reasons.
“Hello to all the fans in Bremen,” he wrote on Instagram.
“Unfortunately, I must postpone my show this evening, as I’ve contracted an upper respiratory infection that needs treatment and rest. I know this is really disappointing and will cause inconvenience to you all, and I’m very sorry about that.”
Jones is traveling through Europe on a summer-long tour that will wrap in late August.
In June, the legendary singer celebrated his 85th birthday on the set of The Voice U.K., where he's been a coach for 14 seasons. Tom is currently filming the next installment with fellow judges Kelly Rowland, Will.i.Am and McFly.

Dead & Company 60th Anniversary Show To Stream In IMAX Theaters

Dead & Company will celebrate the Grateful Dead's 60th anniversary next month - and fans can see it all in IMAX.
The band's August 3rd show at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco will livestream in 30 IMAX theaters across the U.S.
Tickets are available now, each including a commemorative poster and lanyard.
Dead & Company recently completed a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere and will play a total of three anniversary shows in San Francisco, on August 1-3.

Paul McCartney Nearly Appeared On 'The Dark Side Of The Moon'

Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon is considered one of the greatest albums in rock history - and it almost featured a guest appearance from a Beatle.
Paul McCartney, who at the time was fronting Wings following the Beatles' breakup, actually recorded some vocals for the record - but Roger Waters ultimately decided to cut it.
Waters later said McCartney's performance didn't fit with the rest of the record: "He was trying to be funny, which wasn't what we wanted at all."
Pink Floyd's David Gilmour would later play on McCartney's solo album Give My Regards To Broad Street.

Stevie Nicks, Lindsey Buckingham Appear On Cryptic Billboard

Yet another cryptic clue has appeared teasing a possible reunion of Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham.
It's a billboard on L.A.'s Sunset Strip featuring the cover of their 1973 pre-Fleetwood Mac-album Buckingham Nicks, along with the date Sept. 19th.
Last week, Nicks and Buckingham each posted a lyric from "Frozen Love", a song from the album.
Most fans are convinced it will be a long-awaited album reissue - it's been out of print for decades and not currently available digitally.
Nicks and Buckingham appeared to be on the outs after Buckingham was fired from Fleetwood Mac in 2018.

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