The Luke and Pete Show

Latest Episodes:

An Armadillo Role-Play Apr 12, 2021

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On today’s show, punk Pete Donaldson gets ready for his very first driving lesson in a Formula 1 car, before the boys discuss the joys of pubs reopening without scotch egg and pitta bread restrictions.

We’ve also got a Prince Philip tribute from Pete, Darth Vader toilet troubles from Luke and some handy freezer life hacks from a listener who really knows their onions. Don’t miss out!

Get involved by sending us an exciting email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Or drop us a follow on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you!

The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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A Satisfying Stolen Shoe Horn Apr 08, 2021

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On today's episode, Pete dives into discussion about the most satisfying feelings in life, before Luke tells us what shoes to avoid wearing if you don't want to look old.

Also on today's show, the boys share hacks on how to make it look like you're working when you're not, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Just two boys and a load of batteries - don't miss out!

Get involved by dropping us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, or following us over on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow.

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You're Not The Boss Of Me Now Apr 05, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete tells us all about the homemade steaks and professional haircuts he’s been giving his dogs over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke shares some very questionable news about a Florida man and his pickle. Strap yourselves in.

Elsewhere, we chat all things Easter-related with burnt hot cross buns and bird poo-filled Creme Eggs, before tucking into some amusing emails about medieval memes. Just the usual stuff, really - don’t miss out!

Get involved over on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!

Oh, and leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers!

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An Excess Of Dirty Cheese Apr 01, 2021

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On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big screen.

We've also got battery brands, pastry sponsorships and a heated rant about not-so-self-made celebrities. GET STUCK IN!

We love hearing from you so make sure you get in touch on our Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!

Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers!

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On fire and headed for a fatberg Mar 29, 2021

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On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street.

It’s not all doom and gloom though, as the Suez Canal, garden centres and big bums are also on the agenda.

Get in touch on Twitter, or send us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!

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Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner Mar 25, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjoyable feeling in the world is.

We’ve also got new battery brands, steampunk stories and emergency ‘flashlights’, plus Luke gives us some tactical insight into how to master playing PUBG.

Come and get involved! Send us an email with your latest nonsense stories over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, or get in touch on our buzzing Twitter/Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow!

Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Thanks!

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A Shopping Trolley Bounty Hunter Mar 22, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the rather unappetising elements of the 1904 Olympics.

That's not all - there are giant men on Luke's roof, Pete's been stripping in public over the weekend and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly chocolate-y email. Get stuck in!

We want to hear from you! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with some of your own weekly nonsense, or get involved on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow!

Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers!

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A Whole Load Of Elephant Boobs Mar 18, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious prawn ball ingredients...

Elsewhere, we discuss jellyfish peeing etiquette and how to inject Minstrels before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.

GET INVOLVED! Have you installed something bizarre into your car? Or discovered something unusual in a prawn ball? Let us know on social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!

If you're enjoying the show, leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts!

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An Owl In Fluffy Trousers Mar 15, 2021

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On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a model.

Elsewhere, we review your generic Mum behaviours before the boys discuss their own, and a listener gets in touch with some exciting TV stories including their inspiring You’ve Been Framed debut. Don’t miss out!

We want to hear your NEWS! Get involved and drop us a message over on Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow, or throw us an email - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!

If you're enjoying the show, head over to Apple Podcasts and give us a review! 5 stars will do. Cheers!

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Pete's Private Potholes Mar 11, 2021

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On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole adventures.

Elsewhere, Luke shares some more valuable life hacks and a listener gets in touch with news on how to polish your chocolates. Also on today’s show, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME... but there’s some controversy over this one. Get involved!

Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or come and get involved on our social media - @lukeandpeteshow - where there's LOADS of extra content and laughs.

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