The Luke and Pete Show

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The Driving Test May 17, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete is fresh out of his driving test as we find out whether he passed, what went wrong, and why he’s been drunk-texting his instructor...meanwhile, Luke has news on our long duck friend making his TV debut.

We also have time for some painful Dad behaviours, golfing mishaps and - despite ending up in A&E due to a pot noodle injury - Pete tells us about how he’s been tutoring an A&E doctor. DON’T MISS OUT!

Tell us about your driving tests - did you pass first time or are you still attempting? Let us know over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or drop us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow!

The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Motorway Scooters and First-Person Shooters May 13, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete begins preparing for his long-awaited driving test, while Luke shares news about a potential inbound rocket heading for the studio...

Elsewhere, over in our newly established ‘battery corner’, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME and triggers some intense chat about ex girlfriends, before we receive some behind-the-scenes Come Dine With Me updates from a man named Disco John.

GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on our Twitter and Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing all of your nonsense!

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Produced by Natalie Wilson

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Belated Birthday Bobbleheads May 10, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete’s back for some belated birthday celebrations after spending a night in the zoo and Luke’s ready to throw a live party, before the boys discuss breaking news about the world’s longest duck.

We’ve also got time for takeaway scams, gibbon upgrades and a listener emails in to answer our ever-important questions on the location of dinosaur breasts. Standard stuff.

Do you have any news on recent birthday celebrations in the zoo? Or surprisingly long animals? You know what to do - drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!

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An Unexpected Goose and A Model Photoshoot May 06, 2021

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On today’s show, Luke is joined by Jim again and the boys are in for one hell of an emotional roller coaster! Jim shares news on the world’s most shocking model photoshoot to date, before Luke reveals the outrageous new regulations in place for town crier championships.

Elsewhere, Jim steps up as a battery judge as a NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME, and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly muddy story and arguably our funniest email yet. DON’T MISS OUT!

Have you ever had a traumatic rollercoaster experience? This week that's what we want to hear all about - get in touch on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. Thanks!

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Aliens, A&E and One Big Canal Catastrophe May 03, 2021

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It’s another Jim Campbell special!

On today’s show, Luke’s joined by none other than The Crappening star, Jim Campbell! While Pete’s busy celebrating his birthday, Jim’s popped in to update us on his recent A&E trips, ghastly family members and Saturday night drunken antics.

We also discuss aggressively meaty pizzas and dads with 'sizeable backyards' before our friendly parrot emailer gets back in touch with some exciting updates. Get involved!

This week we want to hear about your worst drunken antics after a few pints down the pub! Have you ever made it into a canal? Let us know - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or @lukeandpeteshow on the socials. Cheers!

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One Incredibly Smooth Man Apr 29, 2021

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On today’s episode, Luke introduces us to the most clean-shaven, manscaped man on Earth, meanwhile Pete’s got news on a huge gaming achievement from a man with sweet licks and incredibly fast fingers...

Elsewhere, we review 'The Josh Fight' which took place this weekend as the boys rank themselves amongst the other Lukes and Petes of the world, before we see some Spanish batteries enter the game and read an informative email about T-Rex bum holes. DON'T MISS OUT!

If you've got some exciting news to share with us, get involved! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you.

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Crutches, Coconuts and Cats on Ketamine Apr 26, 2021

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On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been a tough one.

We’ve also got plenty of time for monster truck drag racing, sandy sandwiches and some fan mail from an incredibly enthusiastic parrot. Your standard dose of nonsense… and then some.

This week we want to know...what's the biggest item your dad owns? Get in touch via email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or on social media at @lukeandpeteshow!

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What Is That Smell? Apr 22, 2021

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On today’s episode, Luke shares fascinating news surrounding NASA’s new helicopter flying on Mars, while Pete is more interested in Tesla rear ends and vehicles that can open their own arse.

We’ve also got time for bond villain emails, fabricated personal assistants, boss keys AND battery brands for you. What more could you ask for?

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Pub Punch-Ups and T-Rex D Cups Apr 19, 2021

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On today’s show, n00b-pwner Pete Donaldson shares all about his recent trip to the pub after spending the entirety of lockdown flirting with Tyskie cans and the boys discuss everything from scary dream scenarios to fizzy milk fiascos.

Elsewhere, Luke’s got some arousing t-rex trivia for us, we explore some NSFW artwork from the Mario galaxy and Pete unveils exclusive PUBG secrets. Don’t miss out!

Got any exclusive news about video game maps or some sexy dinosaur quiz questions for us? You know what to do. Drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or send a cheeky message to our Instagram and Twitter pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!

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Turbulent Cartwheel Restrictions Apr 15, 2021

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On today’s show, Luke shares an update on his lockdown personal training plans, meanwhile Pete takes us on a turbulent trip through his recent flight simulator journeys.

Elsewhere, the game is on FIRE as we see two new players enter, before Aussie Pete gets in touch and the real Donaldson tells us all about the contents of his garage. What more could you want?

We want to hear from YOU! Get in touch over on our Instagram and Twitter @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email to be in with a chance of hearing it read on the show - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.

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