The Luke and Pete Show

Latest Episodes:

Sunburnt Nostrils Jul 26, 2021

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Hello and a very warm welcome to another episode of the Luke and Pete Show! Today, Pete is back from a trip to the races and a visit to the beautiful city of York, although he doesn't appear to have learnt a huge amount about it. The boys also find time to talk about ultramarathons, which is interesting as neither of them will ever find the time to actually do one, obviously.

Elsewhere, there's temperature chat, dishwashers, microwaves, and plenty more besides, including your emails. To join in with this nonsense, hit us up: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Paint 'Em, But Don't Play With 'Em Jul 22, 2021

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Happy Thursday, PALS! Today's episode is all about chatting to people in shops, working out the best way to escape mosquito bites, listening to a man from Wrexham, and the legendary Games Workshop. There's also a chilling story of a listener being let down by the great Tom Cruise, so stick around for that.

If you've ever been let down by a celebrity, we want to know about it. Email us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Meet The Neighbours Jul 19, 2021

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Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hierarchy of his new neighbourhood, Luke regales us about how he bumped into an old friend, and we learn all about house burglaries. Elsewhere, there's the incredibly exciting news that Pete went for a swim in the sea and actually survived to tell the tale!

To get in touch with your tales of derring-do, or just to ask us a question, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Medieval Blacksmiths Of The World Unite! Jul 14, 2021

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Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the artwork on rides at travelling funfairs, reminiscing about their time spent at amusement arcades, and talking about their favourite brands of bread.

There's also time for more of that classic question you ask your mates in the pub - what job would you have if you lived in a medieval village?

Send your battery brands/nonsense/offers of the freedom of various cities here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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These Wooden Ideas Jul 12, 2021

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Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something that naturally already has him comparing himself to the world's most famous carpenter. Will his house fall down at some point? Almost certainly.

Elsewhere, the chaps marvel at Tom Cruise's minerals, there's some chat about the Bezos v Branson war that nobody asked for, and we hear from a listener that gave competitive eating a go just for a laugh. How did he get on? Tune in to find out...

To get in touch, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and we'd love to hear from you!

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Supermarket Alumni Jul 08, 2021

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On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating snack.

We also have time for our favourite NEW PLAYER yet, how to survive eating lethal plants, and a very misleading email...GET STUCK IN!

Have you ever eaten a poisonous plant? Or actually seen a celebrity shopping in a garden centre? You know who to tell. GET IN TOUCH by dropping us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or on our Instagram/Twitter pages @lukeandpeteshow.

Produced by Natalie Wilson.

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Brassy Steampunk Cows Jul 05, 2021

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On today’s show, while Luke’s been away spending time with some steampunk farm animals, Pete’s tells us about his recent DIY kitchen work.

Elsewhere, the boys go shopping in an Amazon supermarket, Luke shares news about his catastrophic beef-eating experience, and we get to some of your *very* EXCITING EMAILS.

GET IN TOUCH! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing your nonsense.

Produced by Natalie Wilson

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A Heavily Latexed Armadillo Jul 01, 2021

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On today's show, Luke wants to know which sexy beast Pete would morph into if he could. Meanwhile, Pete has some interesting thoughts on one poor man's wrong legged amputation...

We've also got time for NEW PLAYERS, suitcases full of wires, surprise Stephen King novels and an x-ray version of Naked Attraction. SO MUCH NONSENSE!

Get in touch! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. There's nothing we love more than hearing from you all!

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What's Cooler Than A Million Dollars? Jun 28, 2021

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On today’s show, the boys discuss the do’s and don’ts of takeaway etiquette after Pete orders a large steak on Deliveroo.

We also have news on which tube line is the real MVP, how to deal with dodgy neighbours, and what’s cooler than a million dollars...

GET IN TOUCH! What's the worst thing you've ever ordered as takeaway food? What do you think is cooler than a million dollars? Let us know over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or by dropping us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow.

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Don't Bark If You Can't Bite Jun 24, 2021

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On today’s show, musical maestro Luke spins the decks for Pete as the boys take part in some musical quizzing, before we take flight towards the potato state of Idaho.

Elsewhere, TWO NEW PLAYERS ENTER THE GAME, we discuss how Pete and Elon Musk are more or less the same person, and Luke has some rather inappropriate emails to read...DON'T MISS OUT!

Want to have your very own absolute nonsense featured on the show? You know what to do. GET INVOLVED - drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you!

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