The Luke and Pete Show

Latest Episodes:

A Warm Cup Of Nature’s Cafetière Feb 01, 2021

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On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial estates and a baffling experience at Woolworths.

Elsewhere, Luke discovers some mysterious stolen art before we discuss typical Dad mannerisms and Chinese takeaways from Deliveroo Donaldson. Listen now!

Make sure to get in touch by emailing us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with your latest news stories and any topics you'd like to hear us chatting about! We're also on Twitter and Instagram over at @lukeandpeteshow, so drop us a follow there too. Cheers!

The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Not Your Average Bedroom Decorator Jan 28, 2021

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On today’s show, the boys discuss their latest television binges, as Luke explores goblin castles and Pete tells us about TV’s biggest sore losers.

Elsewhere, Luke receives an email that’s kept him up at night, before another listener gets in touch about an awkward bedroom run-in with Linda Barker. Also on today’s show: A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME...and it’s linked to a rather suspicious aeroplane crash. Don’t miss out!

Get involved over at @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter and Instagram, or drop us an email - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. Let us know what you've been up to, and what's keeping you going through lockdown.

Oh, and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars or Luke will have something to say about it. Cheers!

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A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer Jan 25, 2021

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On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits.

Elsewhere, Dr Luke provides the perfect cure to a migraine. We also hear some Pete Donaldson Traffic Tales involving scooters, bullies and McDonald's hash browns. Don’t miss out!

Get involved with behind the scenes Luke and Pete content over on Instagram and Twitter, by following us at @lukeandpeteshow! Or email us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with any juicy stories you'd like to share.

Oh, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Compliment Pete's hair or something. Cheers!

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An Illegal Ham Sandwich Jan 21, 2021

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On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent addition to his own transport collection.

Elsewhere, we learn about illegal sandwiches and parachuting pioneers, before one listener gets in touch with a story about Michael Jackson interrupting a school game of Rounders. Listen now!

Get involved by emailing us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or following us over on Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow!

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Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy Jan 18, 2021

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On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chinese burn to.

In other news, we discuss asthmatic sleepovers and pole-dancing firefighters, before getting to one very exciting email about the Royal Navy. Listen now!

Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or over on Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow!

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Snail Survival Skills Jan 14, 2021

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On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks.

Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in!

Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!

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Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk Jan 11, 2021

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We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss the most acceptable facial hair choices a man can make.

Elsewhere, Luke seeks advice from an experienced electrician, Pete tells us all about a very well-endowed Danish man’s cartoon catastrophes and we reminisce about boys’ school discos. Listen now!

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A Real Speed Demon Jan 07, 2021

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On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane.

Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans.

In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now!

Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan Jan 04, 2021

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Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions.

Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out!

Drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your New Year's eating habits.

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How to Behave in a Toilet Rave Dec 31, 2020

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Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave.

Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out!

Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your entrepreneurial ventures in school!

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