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The Horny Housewife

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!
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EP 50- d*ck size, mismatched libidos & cuckhold fantasies. Oct 18, 2021

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~moody monday~ I went to the MGK concert this week and am telling you I made some bad mom club choices. Lived to tell you. Briefly Im bitching about my Karen neighbors but don't get it twisted I'm here today to answer the mens listener questions, one listener wants to know the real deal about being a show-er not a grow-er and spoiler alert I don't think we give two many f*cks; but I'm here with a couple of options so listen in. Another listener is reaching out tired of having to please himself with palm-ala-handerson, and wants to know how to navigate a seriously mismatched libido! Lastly lets talk fantasy in and out of the bedroom, do you have naughty thoughts - I think we all do, and some choose to keep them fantasy and others bring them to reality. Its not for everyone, but the term cuckhold is indeed a lifestyle and I want to know the psychology behind It; calling all cuckholds and cuckqeans id love to hear from you and know more insight!

Follow me to connect! @the.hornyhousewifepodcast and over at Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

EP 49 -One pump chumpin. Ft. Jeff Abraham Oct 11, 2021

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The Horny Housewife here with- drum roll please- Jeff Abraham aka CEO of Promescent, the OG behind helping men LAST LONGER IN BED! Today we are discussing all things sex, the bullshit stigma around P.E. and about whats available to help the cause. (that won't numb you and your partner!!) Jeff has amassed incredible wealth in helping men AND women have better sex, and his story is WILD. Tune in to hear all the details, and hopefully give you some hella pointers to achieve a better sexual experience!

www.promescent.com

IG @promescent

Questions for Jeff? Email him! Jeff.Abraham@promescent.com

EP 48- Who is She? Oct 04, 2021

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Who is the Horny Housewife ? MOODY MONDAY here and I Jordyn am pouring my big beating heart out telling you why I do the things I do. Im giving YOU some more insight on..ME. Today we are catching up on life, normalizing life being a cock-block, telling internet trolls on my most recent Tik Tok we don't give two fucks about their opinion, and I'm helping you understand how the Horny Housewife came to embody the title. Besides that deep shit, speaking OF shit I'm giving the "poop knife" a shout out, and telling your my most embarrassing "shitty story" that I shouldn't of ever told anyone. Also speaking on the topics of routine In marriage and todays standards surrounding (bum bum bum) -double texting-...all my thoughts and more TUNE IN

EP 47-Dry spells ft. more audio erotica Sep 27, 2021

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This week horny fam Im back and bringing you PART 2 Two girls One BF -audio erotica version- and I really gave you my all lovers. I hope you're proud and aroused! Its def getting steamy between Sarah, Casey and ze boyfriend bc Casey is giving back door entry you are gunnnnnnna wannnnna hear this shit. (NSFW duh) Before we get all hott and bothered I'm discussing the relation between getting flowers from ur man, and giving head. We have some double fucking standards we need to talk about k? Im answering two very nosy listener questions and then reading you some of the shocking yet not comments from everyday couples on my recent Tik Tok expressing disdain for lack of sex in marriages; it gets pretty interesting what some of y'all had to say in regards to WHY people don't want it anymore, so interesting that the topic of "Dead-bedrooms" is going to become a THING around here. LOVE YOU LISTEN IN

Pt2. Two girls one BF written sun_wiza on erotica sub Reddit.

EP 46-Verified, Villianized and Heart Eyes Sep 20, 2021

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Todays episode Im joined with the co- host of The Raspy Rundown Podcast, and host of A-List with Alexandra, Alexandra Bellusci! Currently in LA working at SUR ( cough cough vanderpump rules), by way of Miami, Alex is talking with myself about what it takes to date in los angeles, youtubers going through women like underwear, careers, confidence, and pursuing WHAT YOU WANT! Its 2021 and a man isn't the only thing on the check list these day! Grab a cocktail, get some popcorn and cozy up with us this Moody Monday~!

Follow Alex's Podcast @theraspyrundown

Follows Alex @alist_with_alexandra

EP 45- My First Audio Erotica Sep 13, 2021

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Have you had a HELL OF A WEEKEND in a not fun way?! I'm here to tell you its in the stars baby, these placements got me messed up! That and my husbands love for our pussy cat princess, I feel like I should be the only pu$$y in his life quite honestly and I'm ready to talk about it. Also lets remind men we can have yummy sex and not get off and its not the end of the f*cking world. Men I wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and am here to give you a lil reassurance and also a gift...a gift of me reading an amazingly well written piece of erotica "Sharing is Caring", that will get everyone I mean everyone hot and bothered. I took my roles of the three different characters (its a threesome spoiler alert) V seriously and its sexy AF. (Erotica starts at 22:48)

NSFW.

If you like this erotica segment PLEASE let me know and ill read part 2 & 3.

Check out the author of the story, where you will find all his fire work!

https://www.reddit.com/user/Sun_wiza

https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/plaovr/sharing_is_caring_two_girls_one_bf/

Ep 44- Fight Fair Sep 06, 2021

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Lets have a convo about what watering your marriage looks like, beyond all the cliches, and into the reality of the sometimes having to have uncomfortable moments. Im letting you in and telling you the things I struggle with in my own marriage, and some tips on how to FIGHT FAIR; believe me I am no saint but these tips do f*cking work and Im here to tell you WHY AND HOW! I also will relieve you of todays lesson with my own word painting of what it would look like if Daddy D cheated on lil ol Jordy. **knife emoji** Ps. Todays Listener Question is W-I-L-D, a woman catches her man looking at gay porn, he denies it, then later admits its because he wants prostate stimulation and "knows she isn't into it"...what do YOU think? Ill tell you my thoughts....tune in!

EP 43-Ranking the Top 10 Sex Positions. Aug 30, 2021

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Standing up, Spooning, Reverse cowgirl, the Love Seat, the Butterfly THE LIST GOES ONNNN. Im back and giving you my lovely commentary and play by play of ten superior sex positions and I'm telling you the pros and cons of each situation, the best way to achieve orgasm, and getting creative with the positions. If you would like to skip past me talking shit about my neighbors skip to 7:33. =P . xoxo Jordy This video was inspired by Stella Williams youtube video creator**

EP 42- Domestic Discipline and Will Smith. Aug 24, 2021

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Hello horny people, this Monday I bring you some fun, interesting, and disturbing content. First things first were going over YOUR answers, and my own to "what makes a person appear to be good/freaky-leeky in bed." We all can assume a good kisser up top means a good kisser down bottom...but sometimes we get a disappointing surprise. From humor and confidence to a bulge in your pants and having hot ex's. What is a tell tell, and what doesn't mean shit. I end up ranting on my personal opinion on Will and Jada Smiths ted talk shindig and their marriage based on statements over the years, even though I don't know shit and this is none of my business. My apologies to the Smiths. Lastly Im diving DEEP on a listener question around BDSM vs Domestic Discipline (DD) and giving my thoughts on the youtube video "My husband punishes me when I break the rules ||LOVE DONT JUDGE by Truly" (and not in the hott kinky way in like a I'm 6 and in big troubiez way) If you have never heard of DD..holy shit balls strap on your big girl/boy pants grab a drink and get ready to pick up your f*cking jaw, or heck maybe it turns on. Maybe you might want a paddle that says "DADDY KNOWS BEST" or go to your room and write 700 times I won't yell at my husband; but if it was me I would grab that spoon and wack him upside the head. so. ENJOY.

EP 41- I farted on him; a story time. Aug 16, 2021

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Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that means; #rushtok. Let me tell you, I found kingxcodi and my life is complete. I dont need anything more, just marijuana and his reenactment of sorority bitches with a twang. I have two little story times for yew, one being the experience I had living with paper walls aka it sounded like an orgy up in that bitch; and the other story...well you'll need to tune in to find out because it is quite humiliating but it has to do with my husbands dick and me passing gas so go, if you dont give me five stars after this story I don't want you.

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