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The Horny Housewife

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!
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EP69- Foreplay, Bedroom Toys, Fantasy Discussions and Revelations of a Former Male Stripper. Mar 07, 2022

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freaky fam this Monday is jam packed with all you need to get you through another week. Episode 69 and its only fair we talk sixty-nining, ideal foreplay, how kissing is underrated and how you can level-up! Todays listener questions are FUEGO, we've got a self proclaimed straight male who has a kink that may mean he is otherwise. Another listener's boyfriend got drunk and put on pegging porn and another listener says his wife has no fantasies and he wants to know whats the deal and how can get pull some more info from her etc... Our last listener question brings us to the topic of toys, from dildos to vibrators to cock rings we mention em all and the pros and cons that come with it. (plus I let you in on my absolute most fav bedroom toy that every woman needs=) ) You're welcome ** Today Im joined with a guest in the final segment, Corey Hilton author of "Take it Off: Revelations of a male exotic dancer". Corey discusses how he got started in stripping, from serving drink, to having to get a boner on demand, circle jerks, traveling the country; as well as battling addiction and divorce only to turn his life around and help men all over the world with his story. This is a story you don't want miss! Subscribe and be apart of the FREAKY FAMILY~

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EP68-Sneaky Men, horny&pregnant, no more quickies, and the art of fingering. Feb 28, 2022

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Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she asks me how she can be sneaky and find out more; husband said it "was just an accident" :cue my gag sound:: B. She's horny she's pregnant and he isn't into it..what to do?!?! C. Married couple gets to finally get a week kid free, he is use to quickies and doesn't last long how can he do better? D. Wife says husband is kinky and into BDSM she is willing but isn't really into it, she feels insecure and like she isn't what her husband desires. oh boy you KNOWW I have thoughts. lastly A man who wants to know how to date your spouse, who asks who out, is sex to be expected? After I grant you all my wisdom, I teach- THE ART OF FINGERING, I polled you on IG and you agree fingering is underrated and I'm here to hype it up and give you a refresher, take notes.

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EP67- Ur Freak #, Rim jobs & Microdosing ft. The Mushroom Mamasita Feb 21, 2022

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It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long".

Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really are? Do we hold men and women to the same standard? My thoughts and more. The listener questions are quite interesting one being from a female struggling with anxiety of taking her boyfriends large member through the backdoor and wants solutions! Also- do women like having their ass eaten....I shall tell you. Sorry ladies I spoke for us. Todays last segment features a very special guest Bijou Finney aka the Mushroom Mamacita! We are discussing all things mushrooms, microdosing, clarity trips, using shrooms as tool to uncover more about your relationships (with your partner AND yourself)-as well as her journey, experience and how she helps others with plant medicine today! Check out her IG @mushroommamasita

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EP 66- Lack of affection, Size Queens, and Audio Erotica (Swingers) Feb 14, 2022

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Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his marriage, another who is dealing with a "size queen" aka a girl why only goes for the large and in charge packages...Ill tell you my thoughts. Moving on I answer a female listener inquiring how to get her man in the mood MORE often, and do vibrators really ruin the pu$$y? All this and more. This months audio erotica is featured in todays episode and its titled "Husband and Wife in Vegas, Seduced by Swingers"

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EP65- Ambien, Infidelity & Red Flags Feb 07, 2022

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Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the perfect butt plug, and how to overcome infidelity in marriage ( I took a deeper dive). Today topic of the hour was dating, Im telling you my honest opinion of red fucking flags, and sexy green flags that are a HELL yes to women. Don't worry I didn't leave the females out in blasting red flags that women give out that men need to just...run. xoxo Jordyn

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EP 64- Findom, Cunnilingus, & the 5 love languages Jan 31, 2022

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can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This weeks listener questions segment highlights a dead bedroom couple and a couple who has a child cock-blocking and needs solutions quick! Another listener wants tips on how to go down on his girl- I decided to give you a deep dive on some technique and the inside scoop on whats going on inside of our heads as women on the receiving end. Lastly we go over the 5 love languages and their importance in your relationship.

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EP 63- "SEXPERIMENTS for couples" and making fun of an ex Jan 24, 2022

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Hi its a moody Monday for sure, because Im exposing an ex, ranting about toxic singles giving relationship advice, and answering listener questions brutally honest (per usual). Todays topic has some fire info thats going to level up your sex life guaranteed. Grab pen and a paper, because these tips you are going to want to utilize, every couple at every stage of the game will benefit from these tools that can be life-long worthy game changing. Both husbands and wives are going to want to tune in so you can maximize the pleasure, or get out of a rut and shake things up!

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EP 62- Get laid for Valentines Day, and Sex Therapy w/Dr. Jones. Jan 17, 2022

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With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your cum load, opinions on genital piercings, and grooming preferences. Today I have a special guest, host of the podcast Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones, clinical psychologist and sex therapist, Dr. Christopher Ryan Jones. We are discussing everything from mismatched libidos, communication with your spouse, delving into fantasies, and the female orgasm! You don't wanna miss!

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EP 61- possibly getting laid more & stimulating the prostate. Jan 10, 2022

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Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1. ball sucking 2. butt play 3. kissing after oral (what do you think I had to say ;) ) Todays main topics are how to get your wife to embody her feminine energy, to feel vulnerable, up the connection therefore upping your chances of physical intimacy! (plus bonding does a marriage a good), lastly Im giving the DEEP DIVE into a males rectum, as Iv mentioned may times the perks of finding the male g-spot this time Im giving technique, and a play by play of what you are going need/do/say. I won't let you down freaky fam, happy Monday.

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Ep 60- painful sex and dead bedrooms. Jan 03, 2022

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HAPPY NEW YEARS FREAKY FAM. I won't lie, Iv had to overcome so many obstacles this week leading up to the first week of 2022 but I'm keeping my spirits lit regardless! Today Im diving deep with listener questions, first one being how to approach painful sex when the D is too big?! Ive got sex position tips, and other possible factors as to why this could be an YOU issues instead of a his dick size issue. Our second listener wants to know how he can get his girlfriend warmed up to the idea of anal play, and our third listener wants to know how to tell future potential partners that he used to be an adult film star!? BUCKLE UP bc its a juicy segment, followed by 2 depressing dead bedrooms story and me begging for a 5 star review. LOVE YOU

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