The Hard Luck Show

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HLS: Ep. 268: John Madden Boom! Jan 05, 2022

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Your bluetooth will eat a Turducken when Big Lucks, Ol’ Blue Eyes, Schwartz and Chumahan give a Lepke Update, AND then tackle the Legend, Legacy, Lion of the Grid Iron, JOHN MADDEN, find out how much he was actually worth, hear why Blood On Your Jersey gets you into the All Madden Team, hear why Schwartz had to wear a helmet when his West Side football team played Crenshaw, Madden’s shoe choices, Pancake blocks, how much did Madden make off EA Sports, what was his biggest regret. BONUS: HEAR THE VILE EVIL FOOTBALL TRICK HEAD COACH JOHN MADDEN PLAYED ON THE KC CHIEFS. Don’t miss Big Lucks and Lepke live at the Echo Plex on January 14, 2022.

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HLS: Ep. 267: MatriX Xmas Jan 03, 2022

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Your headphones will go full gravy leg when Big Lucks, Ol’ Blue Eyes, Schwawrtz and Chumahan prepare battle plans in the licensing war against YouTube, then hear about Big Luck’s Christmas, the Tantalizing Top Drawer Tamales of Manny B, Big Wheels, then hear about Chumahan’s Dualie Tamal Christmas, the blood baby and how on god’s green earth he had to give his cherished elixir the Energy Drink, find out if he’s go the DT’s, hear about OBE’s Christmas up North and his Superfan Father-In-Law’s advice to Schwartz, and Schwartz’s Prime Rib Christmas and how did Ali Babba spend his Christmas, and will you be able to detect any excitement in his monotone voice, BONUS: Hard Luck Review from the Dastardly Crew on Matrix Resurrections. Start the New Year Off right by filling your head with greatest show on Earth.

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HLS: Ep. 266: O.B.E. Fight #3 and WW2 Dec 31, 2021

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Your bluetooth will attract homeless aggression when Big Lucks, Ol’ Blue Eyes, Schwartz and Chumahan give Schwartz a new name, hear the harrowing horrible grisly fight that ALMOST went down with a one-eyed homeless guy at a bagel shop, then the crew switched to a safer topic: WW2 South Pacific war story, hear the true, authentic stories from still-living vets talking about what it was like landing in the beaches at Guadacanal and Buna to drive the Japanese out of New Guinea, Philippines, China all the way back to Japan, hear Gen Z Ali’s reaction to hearing the grisly war details. BONUS: Enter the Cookies Vibe Hot Box contest, watch the video or buy HLS AUDIOBOOK Art of War to enter.

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HLS: Ep. 265: Dog Murdering Monkeys & El Chapo Dec 29, 2021

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Your earbuds will run and hide in the sewer when Big Lucks, Ol’ Blue Eyes, Schwartz and Chumahan tear apart the visceral, bloody conflict between Monkeys and Dogs in India, find out why the wild monkeys have been killing dogs, what the powerless and scared people tried to do do to stop the carnage, then like PCP dream-morph the story changes to El Chapo’s greatest escape, find out the details of how under 24 hour video surveillance a shoeless Chapo was able to escape his SHU Cell, learn the disgusting and amazing secrets his commitment to freedom was, would you have the backbone to do it yourself? BONUS!!!! This episode is almost as hot as Big Lucks’s Ultimate Vibes and Cookies Box with over $1K of dope assed gear that will save your sorry Christmas from being a complete loss because you have relatives who don’t know what you actually like. HLS KNOWS WHAT YOU LIKE. Find out how to get your entry in on Jan. 6 Deadline SUCKAH when you see Big Lucks’s Video drop. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

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HLS: Ep. 264: Mummified Cult Leader Dec 27, 2021

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Your bluetooth will be mummified without its eyes when the crazy, corrupt, creepy, cult called Love Has Won is investigated by the Unholy Trinity of Talk, Big Luck’s, Ol’ Blue Eyes, Chumahan, supported by their trusted page, Friar Schwartz, hear this mother of three became the leader of a cult, hear the deranged bedraggled theory of her reincarnation from Joan of Arc to Jesus, listen to why Hawaii kicked them off the islands and SO MUCH MORE: Bonus - hear HLS’s instant reaction to seeing the mummified eyeless corpse on TV. Not to miss, perfect for the new year resolution to get out of your cult before you end up on meth and dead.

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HLS: Ep. 263: Standish And The Coyote Dec 24, 2021

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Your earbuds will enter the sweat lodge with paintbrushes when Artist, Spiritualist and Fighter Robert Standish hits the PYFC and reveals to Big Luck’s, Ol’ Blue Eyes, Schwartz and Chumahan the dark epilogue to the American Indian Coyote headdress that Chumahan gave Robert Standish, find out about the desolate freeway, the shadow cat, and the spirits inside his car and how Standish calmed the Coyote spirits in the hat, also hear about Standish’s art process, how psychology and energy are part of his painting, what is art, what is painting, what is collecting, all of if it is thoroughly examined.

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HLS: Ep. 262: HLS: Art of War Dec 22, 2021

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Your bluetooth will watch enemies float down the river when Big Luck’s, Ol’ Blue Eyes, Schwartz and Chumahan conclude the Strategy Bible of War - Sun Tzu’s Art of War, on this final battle class the HLS crew unpacks, unveils and discloses the insights gained after reading together the sacred multiple chapters crafted from eons of warrior knowledge. Buy the complete Audio Book as read by Big Luck’s, decoded by Chumahan captured by OBE and learn what the supreme art of war actually is. BONUS: If 500 books sold Chumahan will have to paint his nails and HLS picks the color.

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HLS: Ep. 261: The Execution Show Dec 20, 2021

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Your Bluetooth will level up it's game when Big Luck's unleashes the cleansing holy fire of truth on Ali and Schwartz with Ol' Blue Eyes and Chumahan bringing the pitchforks and fire, learn what leadership program HLS will send Schwartz to, learn how the Flamin' Hot Cheeto was invented, learn why Chumahan was nearly choked by a hall of famer, find out why talent is loved but execution is worshipped, BONUS: deep technique for success discussed just in time for New Year's Resolutions.

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HLS: Ep. 260: The Crux of Big Luck's Dec 17, 2021

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Your earbuds will fight homeless people when Big Luck's peels back his aversion to boredom, what in his childhood makes him live at 150 mph, feel the flesh of your heart melt off with Ol' Blue Eyes' acidic sarcasm, scale the skull cliffs of OBEs quiet anger, how he ALMOST killed another homeless guy at a McDs drive thru, ultimately there's a Schwartz intervention: BONUS what Steve needs in a business partner.

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HLS: Ep. 259: King Salmon Stripper Story Dec 15, 2021

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Your bluetooth will air mail when King Salmon spawns into the PYFC to make sure that what happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas, your ears will recoil in horror and double over in shock when King Salmon recounts how Vegas Cornhole led to him getting into the Sapphire Gentleman’s club for free, how he took a lapdance refresher course, how the evening led to a hot autumn night with a friend named sparkles: BONUS - King Salmon busts an unrehearsed verse that leaves the worst MC’s in a hearse.

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