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It's a Saint Patrick's Day celebration on the God Pod: Jesus O'Christ, Santa O'Clause, and The Holy O'Spirit join God to talk about leprechauns, four-leaf clovers, the Oscars, Canadians' God-given right to flip the bird, how money can buy happiness, and Shamrock Shakes.
On 'Ask God,' If the holy spirit is hot, how to quit church, would the crucifixion in the year 2023 be lit, does God have a tramp stamp, are the elves Santas kids, does the God Pod cast podcast naked, what the fishing is like in heaven, how to get a job promotion, and is it a sin to pee on a church. On "The GD News,' Trump-era deregulation cause of Silicon Valley Bank failure, Biden wants to tax billionaires 25%, DeSantis' anti-woke' crusade could backfire, Pope John Paul II covered up child abuse because of course he did, and don't hold your breath, but Trump faces imminent indictments, and we'll believe it when we see it.
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags and God discuss if it's okay to laugh at evil people when they suffer, what marriage means, Cocaine Bear, raining a plague of frogs down on Tucker Carlson, and the new 'Make America Florida' slogan.
On 'The GD News,' Elon Musk can't go to the bathroom without a security guard and gets owned after trashing a disabled Twitter worker, Tennessee House guts marriage equality, Republicans show they're okay with child marriage and labor, anti-sex education and full-blown hypocrite Lauren Boebert's teen son makes her a grandma, Christians call for Rep. Boebert to repent and resign and denounce Rep. Greene for her 'National Divorce' comment. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if the USA is done for, whether furries go to hell, and whether God loves strangers. And don't miss God's New Commandment!
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
TODAY ON THE GOD POD:
On this brand spanking new God Pod episode: Jesus, Santa, the Holy Spirit, and God read a review, answer questions from our listeners on Ask God, and discuss the frigging news.
On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if you'll get super flying powers when Jesus returns, did Moses see God's butt tattoos, are Satan and Santa the same person, does God spank Jesus, are turds better than coal for naughty children, has the Holy Spirit watched 'Tuca and Bertie,' can Jesus swim, what does Jesus think about the Jesus Lizard, is Jesus the OG Time Lord, does God have an OnlyFans and did God create Energy Vampires. On 'JFC LOL,' the gang covers Americans' all-time low belief in God. On 'The GD News,' who's more of a threat to kids – Drag queens or pastors? Republican Tennessee governor drag queen hypocrisy, DeSantis appointee claims tap water could turn people gay, no whale sperm or something like that for King Charles III's anointing, and the Conways get a divorce.
And don't miss God's New Commandment ad the end of the show!
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD
TODAY on the God Pod: Satan joins God to interview 'The Daily Beast' entertainment writer Matt Wilstein, to discuss TikTok, the decline of reading, Fox News getting caught spreading election fraud, the importance of investigative reporting, meeting your heroes, SNL, and his project 'The Last Laugh Podcast,' where he gets to interview his favorite comedians.
On 'Ask Matt,' you'll learn why it's called 'The Daily Beast,' who his favorite Australian comic is, what's the good stuff on late-night TV and if he sleeps. On 'Ask God,' find out if Satan and MTG are getting 'Physical,' what Satan's dog is like, and play a game of 'Would You Rather.' It's a historic first on 'The Satan Show!' When Satan reads the guest's articles about Chelsea Handler, Jimmy Kimmel, and much more...and don't forget: Tickets for SatanCon 2023 are SOLD OUT!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
Santa and the Holy Spirit hang out with God to discuss Jesus partying too hard at Mardi Gras, Mrs. Clauses' hospital visit, and Santa invites God over to play with blocks.
On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if the soul leaves the body when you fart, do gingers lack souls, what's the deal with speaking in tongues, would Krampus or Chuck Norris win in a fight, why did God create the appendix, what happened to Pajama Janice, and will God create a fungus among us. And on 'The GD News,' the GOP wants to pass a bill that enables them to sue anyone who calls them homophobic.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
Mary Mags joins God to talk pestilence, the common cold, Jedi Mary Mags AI art, and lightsaber etiquette.
On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if God would rather hunt or be hunted by a vengeful orangutan, did Jesus have kids, will militant leftist unicorns become a thing, what's the deal with the book of Revelations, will God tell a bot its purpose in life, and why is God keeping Kissinger alive. On 'TV Talk With Mary Mags,' they speculate about the hit movie 'The VelociPastor,' and run down a list of favorite shows. Mark Wahlberg's forehead ash cross and ChatGPT writing church sermons are featured on 'JFC LOL." And finally, on 'The GD News,' theocratic SATs, Ron DeSantis avoids talking about his corrupt past, and Tucker Carlson gets caught pushing election fraud B.S.
All that and more on… The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
TODAY ON THE GOD POD:
The Trinity is reformed when the Holy Spirit returns to talk about Hanson, Elvis, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with God and Jesus.
On 'Ask God,' you'll find out if the Holy Ghost haunts humans, if the Trinity is just slime mold, if God is the most important meal of the day, what God thinks about milking nuts, how Jesus and Judas are doing in couples therapy, why God is so chill now, and how it feels to have Jesus inside you. On 'JFC LOL,' the gang talks the Jesus fast diet, porn IDs, and God's analysis of the lyrics of 'Unholy' by Sam Smith. Late breaking news on 'The GD News,' when David Miscavige is finally served in the human trafficking case, and God pays his respects to Jimmy Carter.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
TODAY ON THE GOD POD:
God SMITES the people behind the toxic train derailment in Ohio, whoever they may be! God and Moses discuss who is to blame and who will fix this catastrophe.
You'll get inspired by 'Top Moses Quotes From The Bible,' like 'are you going to eat that?' and 'don't leave fish to find fish.' Get all the breaking news on 'The GD News,' with dumber than a box of rocks Marjorie Taylor Greene praising a BLM activist, Lauren Boebert getting upset at the Black national anthem, loser Elon Musk tweaking Twitter's algorithm to boost his tweets, Biden shooting down amateur balloonist's balloons, Bernie Sanders $60K salary for teachers, and a Michigan rep saying, "F*** your thoughts and prayers!" On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if God would deal with an angry chicken or have feathers for hair. Finally, God issues a New Commandment.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
TODAY ON THE GOD POD:
Santa and Jesus join God to talk Super Bowl divine interventions, royalty-free jingle bells, Jesus' Valentine's Day with Judas, and fonts.
On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if God or Jesus will help a New Zealander cut his hair, did Santa pee in George Santos' hair, what Santa's real name is, if the God Pod was the inspiration for 'Fight Club,' what are God's preferred pronouns, was the little drummer boy evil, if God does his own Laundry, and what will happen on the next season of 'America.' Breaking news on 'The GD News,' about what the heck the US is shooting out of the sky, Schumer looking into banning TikTok, Mars Wrigley getting sued for workers falling into a vat of chocolate, Shell's board of directors getting sued, and Sri Lanka decriminalizing homosexuality. Plus, a brand new commandment from God.
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS:
This episode is sponsored by Morgan & Morgan!
For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS:
This episode is sponsored by Morgan & Morgan!
For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD
TODAY ON THE GOD POD:
Mary Mags returns to hang with God and discuss TV show reboots, fallopian tube reboots, procreating with one leg, and their Valentine's Day plans.
On 'The Mary Mags Show!,' conservatives psychotically believe Sam Smith and Kim Petras's Grammy performance was a tribute to Satan, weirdos blame disasters on 'Unholy' Grammys performance, George Santos charged with stealing puppies from Amish, Marjorie Taylor Greene's fascist hair, and the nuances of Disney's small weird world. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover why it's been a sausage fest on the pod, will Mary Mags destroy a Beyoncé hater, Mary's opinion on the movie 'The Menu,' will God perform more practical jokes on Ted Cruz, and will Mary eat a bee. Finally, on the 'GD News,' they discuss how Ron DeSantis is trying to take control of Disney World.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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