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Jesus, Santa, God discuss the new year, plants, the butt of spring, Parent / Santa conferences, AI art, edible dosages, George Santos lies, Greta Thunberg smiting Andrew Tate, and corrupt Pope Benedict's descent to heck.
Jesus bros it up while reading reviews about ball chapstick. On Ask God, you'll learn about atheist heaven, jingle bell soup, and mushing elves. The gang also improv janitors talking about the God Pod. On the Ho Ho Ho Santa Show! you'll learn about an unprovoked attack on an inflatable Santa, when to take down your decorations, why Santa wears a kevlar vest, and a whole Lot more!
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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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Moses returns to the God Pod after wandering the desert of 2022 to chat with God about Jesus' crankiness, stress, and baby Moses. They answer pressing questions from listeners about Christmas cake, divine child support, atheist Batman, and the re-crucification of Jesus.
Moses covers New Year's superstitions on Conspiracy Corner, and Woid Of The Week returns. They also discuss the hypocrisy of Greg Abbott's cruel Christmas eve migrant stunt and Trump's tax returns and ask who would win a fight between MTG and Boebert on The Goddamn News.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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It's the end of the year God Pod wrap-up: Favorite moments revisited like mocking Jordan Peterson's "Up Yours, Woke Moralists," Stranger Gods, Pray: Jesus vs. Predator, the rainbow bridge collapsing, Philosophy Talk, the chili formula shortage, The four fingers of God, DoorDashing pickles to Seth Rogan, Space Jesus, messages from God to Ye and Elon Musk, and more.
We also recap God's favorite commandments like thou shalt say gay, don't ban abortion, stop removing shows from HBO, save the Choco Taco, and don't hunt Jesus for sport.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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It's the GOD POD CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR! episode: God and Psyche wake Santa after a long night of delivering presents and debauchery to find out where he pees, how he met Mrs. Clause, how he eats all the milk and cookies, why he was so mean to Rudolph, who is Crancer the sickly reindeer, who keyed his sleigh, why he second hand smokes around children, and why he didn't bring God a Playstation, FFS.
On Ask Santa, they find out if Die Hard is a Christmas movie and if Santa ran over grandma on purpose. On The God As Satan Show! They discuss a Satanic nativity scene and how Christmas won the war on Christmas by shutting down churches on Christmas. The episode ends with a recap of this year's God Pod highlights and a duet by God and Santa.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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On the next God Pod: God and Jesus interview, special guest comedian Dan White the host of the 'Improv is Dead' podcast, viral Tweeter @atdanwhite, and loser with daddy issues.
God (high on edibles) drills Dan with hard-hitting questions about his favorite pet, dystopian social media platforms, and the Twitter dumpster fart fire. It's all about the World Cup on Sportsball With Jesus, where Musk was caught on a date with Kushner, and not one British fan was arrested for the first time in history. They finish off with TV and movie talk, Elon's mommy coming to his defense, MySpace Tom replying to Elon getting crushed by a Twitter poll calling for him to step down as CEO, and if anyone will take a Toot seriously.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
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Psyche and the Dark Lord Satan join God to discuss Christmas-themed tortures and layoffs in Hell, then swiftly move onto the Satan Show! For all the latest entertainment news like free speech champion Elon creating the Musk Effect by going on a journalist banning spree, the Brown's breakup, forced monogamy, and Dax Shepard praising his wife Kristen Bell for doing a chore he didn't do.
Later in the episode, the gang learns something new about the band POD and reads a boring 1-star review from a guy who knows Gary Coleman. On Therapy With Psyche, God is fine, Satan recovered from a cold, they learn Psyche's evil twin's name, Satan reads a sexy email from Gmail security, God and Satan vibe over TV talk, and pathetic grifter Trump releases NFT trading cards that are so hilariously bad even his followers threw up a bit in their mouths.
All that and more, so throw on some Christmas music, and listen to the bestest podcast on this side of the galaxy!
And if you need to talk to someone, dial the crisis hotline 988 and speak to someone today!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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God is missing in action, so Jesus, Moses, and Santa take over and steer it like a train headed for Heckville. Mrs. Clause and Elton John pop in. Moses returns with a Hermie the Elf Conspiracy Corner, the gang answers questions from fans, and Moses tells us why he prefers the smell of coffee over baby's heads.
On the GD News: Elton John leaves Twitter, Elon gets booed at a Dave Chappelle concert, Kanye has a clone theory (because of course he does), rightwing hypocrisy, Brittney Griner, Trump's loan from North Korea, and Jesus explains why he'll never return, well, unless his conditions are met.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
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Today on the God Pod: God interviews Christopher Bouzy, election algorithm prophet and the CEO of Bot Sentinel, a company specializing in identifying and understanding disinformation and targeted attacks on social media platforms.
On Group Therapy with Psyche: God gets something from the Netflix movie 'Stutz' starring Jonah Hill and his therapist Phil Stutz. On the GD News: The love story of Trump courting Herschel Walker, the political party shapeshifting creature from hell Kyrsten Sinema, Herschel Walker losing, and the right wing's hate for Zelensky and the release of Brittney Griner.
The bible says there is nothing new under the sun, well, except this episode of the God Pod, so put your finger on one of those links below, burn an offering, and get busy laughing and learning something new!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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Today on the God Pod, Santa (drunk on elf-nog) and Jesus "Tight End" Christ join God to milk some elves and bury a Christmas tree to resurrect next year.
The gang also reveals their Christmas lists, learns how elves are made, shares reindeer meat pizza recipes, reads listener feedback and answers questions, listen to Santa's Trump terminator of the constitution impersonation, hears God's command to exodus from Twitter to Mastodonia, and liberate Hermey the elf from his sister-wife for a dishwashing job in Heaven.
If you have read this far, seriously, how can you not want to listen to this episode? So, wake yourself from your medically induced coma, click a link below, sneak down to your man or women cave, and be amused! I command thee to be entertained!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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On this #Blessed episode of the God Pod: God interviews Sean Morrow, who brilliantly pranked Eli Lilly with a viral satirical tweet. Sean is a journalist for the publication More Perfect Union, fighter of the good fight, and winner of the 2022 God's Divine Prize for Satire.
Everyone is doing great on Group Therapy with Psyche. On the God**** News: Kanye's antisemitism, Elon Musk's psychopathic bedside table rubbish, Neuralink, and begging for more tweets. On the Satan Show!: The gang discusses Cocaine Bear, Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones movie, and God has a confession, so tune in to find out!
Hey, Human, warm up your Mario Kart, click those links below, and dial into the latest God Pod as you speed down the rainbow road collecting stars because you don't want to miss this episode!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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