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On the next God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God record live on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod on a Merry Monday to read comments and answer viewer questions, talk about Pride month, and learn the 'Top Ten Funny Games For God To Play On Twitch.' Watch the replay on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod! And make sure to follow us there!
On 'World News,' Gavin Newsom wants to make a naughty list of textbook companies who caved to Florida's extremist demands, Dems trick Diane Feinstein into looking at retirement homes, Lauren Boebert says husband doesn't drink Bud Light as she kicks empty cans of Bud Light under couch, Bud Light, tired of controversy, releases camouflage bottle so no one can find their beer, the Frankmobile formerly known as the offensive Weinermobile is coming to a dumb parade near you, and an AI photo of Elon Musk kissing robots makes millions of people puke a little bit in their mouths. On 'The Adventures of Young Jesus,' you'll hear exclusive never before heard stories like 'The Marvelous Miracle Of The Lost Kitten,' 'The Spectacular Sandcastle Contest,' 'The Enchanted Forest Exploration,' 'The Great Fishermen's Feast,' and 'The Curious Case of the Vanishing Bread.' On 'What Would Jesus Do?' You'll learn what he would do for a Klondike bar and if he were trapped on an iceberg without his powers. On 'Ask Santa,' you'll discover if Santa is vaccinated and WTF is up with the penguins.
And God has a New Commandment, so don't miss it!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to discuss the 'Top Ten Things Conservatives Think Make You Gay (But Actually Don't.')
On 'World News,' Latinos realize Republican states aren't Good Samaritans, out of state ID's for immigrants not accepted in Florida and Texas, truckers strike against Ron DeSantis, Florida teacher policed for playing Disney movie with gay character, Disney pulls 1 billion Florida plug, Joe Biden is up 7 points, more indictments for Trump equals huge boost for Dems, Dianne Feinstein getting 'Weekend At Bernie's,' and hypocrite Lauren Boebert stops 'chasing Jesus' to save her marriage. On 'Heaven News,' Divine Drag Squad unites, Trump poops himself, and big boy season. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if God cried when dinosaurs died, what the plumbing situation in heaven is like, who are the brides of Christ, and if cereal is soup.
Don't miss God's New Commandment!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
On this episode of the God Pod: The Holy Trinity with 4th wheel, Santa Claus, workshops new material.
You'll discover the top 10 things that are more real than God on the 'Top 10 Things More Real Than God.' On 'The Stupid GD News.' faith leaders finally speaking out against toxic Christian Nationalists, Dems are getting scared of Trump, Texas wants to train third-graders to become war medics, locals rise up against the council by drawing penises around potholes, Loch Ness Monster hunter, Steve, is tired of his job, Florida principal almost scammed out of 100k from fake Elon Musk, and prankster goat messes with police by yelling "help!" On 'Entertainment News,' At 79, Robert DeNiro has 7th kid after condom breaks, Al Pacino and DeNiro tie on stupid Twitter poll, and writers on strike share $8 checks. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what cheese Jesus is called, if Jesus is a lich or zombie, what Jesus did when he was young, is the Holy Ghost God's dealer, who God chooses to help win sports, if God dates, did God and Mary discuss keeping Jesus, and if elves go to heaven. On 'What Would Jesus Do?' You won't believe what Jesus would do if he walked in on an orgy. On 'Heaven News,' Santa's elves bless God's grow house, Holy Spirit appears as a smudge on stained-glass and plays a prank on the Pope. On 'What's On Your Mind,' Jesus is excited about the new Zelda.
And don't miss 'Holy Spirit ASMR!'
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
On this episode of the God Pod: God and Satan interview special guest Nandini Jammi from CheckMyAds.org, an independent watchdog institute taking on 'The Misinformation Crusades' and its leader Tucker Carlson.
You'll find out who the top blasphemers are on 'The Top Ten List of Celebrities Who Think They're More Important Than God.' On 'World News,' Donald Trump was found guilty of sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll, George Santos was arrested on 13 counts, Republicans have no dirt on Biden, and Justice Elena Kagan worries about taking free bagels from friends. On 'What Would Satan Do?,' you'll discover if Satan is more concerned with his status or reputation.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
On this episode of the God Pod: Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Santa discuss totes, reefer humor, read a review from TurdNoodle, and sing tunes from 'The Band.'
On 'Top Ten Most Absurd Bible Stories You Never Learned in Sunday School,' you'll learn about David and the Giant Space Octopus, Noah and the time-traveling dinosaur, Moses and the Burning Bush that Sang Show Tunes, Job's epic battle against an Army of Demonic Clowns, Jesus and the Talking Dog, and many more! On 'The Stupid GD News,' the gang cover the mass shooting in Texas by a right-wing extremist and the absurd response by Greg Abbott, a congressman who says thoughts and prayers are enough, and Marjorie Taylor Greene blames 'evil forces.' On 'Entertainment News,' opine on the tribute to Karl Lagerfeld at the Met Gala, the Hollywood writers' strike, and why the Holy Spirit despises the 80's. On 'Holy Spirit News,' you'll learn why the Holy Spirit has to fly commercial. On 'Jesus News,' Jesus channels his inner Gaga and wears sandals with socks and a crown of thorns to the Met Gala. On 'Santa News,' Santa scrambles as elf strike continues.
And don't miss a very special Blessings and Smites!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles' coronation on 'God's Top Ten List.'
On 'Human News,' Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to ban assault weapons according to Fox poll, sugar daddy, Harlan Crow, paid for private school for Clarence Thomas' child, All Supreme Court Justices not cool with oversight, Sam Alito is a man child, robots find out what it's like to be an overworked human, Utahans can no longer rub one out to Pornhub without ID, and right-winger Steven Crowder crusades against no-fault divorce. On 'Heaven News,' cherubs are caught sneaking into Mary Mag's pop-up pot bakery, God plans to open up a water park, the Heavenly choir performs "Stairway To Heaven," and Mary reveals Jesus is not a great cook. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if God likes the idea of Trevor Noah and Tucker trade shows, if the Daily Mail is the newspaper of hell, if Eric Clapton is full of it, and if God would rather have a horizontal butt or a vertical mouth.
Don't miss Mary Mags new song 'Single Deities' and God's New Commandment!!!
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
Jesus and Santa join God to celebrate Short King of Kings Spring, pontificate about Peter Cottontail, read a review, and talk to Sylvia from Santa's Village.
You'll discover if you're an atheist on 'Top Ten Signs You're An Atheist.' On 'World News,' the Church of England celebrates Jesus's singlehood, 400+ laid off Burger King workers offered jobs with a cannabis company, TikToker sad her scheme for attention backfired, CEOs named John now outnumbered by women, Disney sues Ron DeSantis, and a brutal 2024 election ahead for republicans according to Fox News poll. On 'Jesus News,' Jesus tours wine country, endorses new Pinot Noir, launches new wine brand, hosts a wild party at Napa Valley Vineyard, swears walking on water is not a party trick, turns out to be a good tipper, responds to a heckler with a plague of locusts, and as always preaches to drink responsibly. On 'God News,' God takes a personal day, apologizes for 2020, admits to creating humans out of boredom, rolls his eyes at generic prayers for world peace, and debates Archangels over adding new deadly sin. On 'Santa News,' Elf leaders reject Santa's offer as the Elf union goes on strike, Santa's workshop shuts down as the Elf rebellion of 2023 ignites and causes a struggle to meet Christmas demand. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what Jerry Springer's first episode was in heaven and who Santa will marry, boff, and kill.
And Don't miss God's New Commandment if you want to go to heaven.
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
On this episode of the God Pod: Satan joins God to discuss the male G Spot, phat beats, party gossip, SatanCon, and Molly.
Churchgoers learn how to hook up on 'Top Ten Pick Up Lines To Use At Church.' On 'World News,' you'll learn some Tucker Carlson jokes, who to thank for Tucker losing his job, Tucker's highly offensive messages, gym talk, social media news, Twitter's fake racist Disney Junior account, SCOTUS ethically challenged, Ted Cruz's scheme to steal the 2020 election, the wildly unpopular MAGA movement, and how God called a Christian to become a porn star. On 'God And Satan News,' you'll be shocked to find out that God and Satan declare a truce, agree to go on a road trip together, Satan opening up about insecurities, God and Satan join forces to pull off the ultimate prank on humanity, Satan's epic party, and Satan opens up about his love for romantic comedies. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll discover how Satan keeps his horns stylish, his favorite workout routine, and if he ever feels guilty. On 'What Would Satan Do?' You'll clutch your pearls when you discover if Satan supports skipping school.
And don't miss Satan's rap 666 Bars: Satan's Flow!!!
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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
On the next God Pod: The prodigal son returns from Hawaii to join the Holy Ghost and God to laugh at Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired.
On the 'Top Ten List,' you'll discover the top ten ways to know God doesn't exist. On 'World News,' Elmo gets attacked on Twitter, fascist Missouri trans 'snitch form' brought down like the walls of Jericho with 'Bee Movie' script trolling. On 'Heaven News,' Jesus spills the dirt to a tabloid, God admits to watching cat videos, the Holy Spirit is not a ghost, Jesus turns water into Rosé, God is not responsible for anything, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster interrupts a volleyball game. Revelations abound on 'Ask God,' when you learn if God is God of the universe or the multiverse and why Christians still use shortwave radio to broadcast the Bible. On 'What Would Jesus Do?' you'll be surprised to learn if Jesus would rescue a princess and slay a dragon to clear a bunch of refugees out of the swamp he lived in, if he would snitch on a family member for committing a crime, if he witnessed an act of injustice, and what he would do if he were in the movie 'Dogma.' Then drift off to heaven on 'Holy Spirit ASMR.' And finally, God drops a new rap song.
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If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
On 'God's Top Ten List,' you'll learn all the best excuses to use when you want to skip church on Sunday and work-life balance. Mary Mags joins God to discuss a lovely review about Mary from a new abortion clinic escort.
On 'Human News,' Elon Musk's rocket's "rapid unscheduled disassembly" inspires jokes and memes, the Sneetches Twitter analogy, Christians demand Tennessee Republican's resignation, Lauren Boebert gets owned by drag queens, Disney spites DeSantis with an LGBTQ event at Disneyland, and the theocratic fascist gaystapo in Missouri.
You'll get all caught up on the goings on in Heaven on 'Heaven News.' Mary Mags clears the air on 'Mary Magz Newz.' On 'Ask God,' you'll learn how Mary feels about being left out of "The Last Supper" painting, if Mary gets tired of being mixed up with Jesus' mom, and did Mary think Jesus turning water into wine was a trick. On 'Karaoke Battle,' God and Mary sing rewritten lyrics to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing."
And don't skip God's New Commandment!
THANK YOU to our Sponsors!
If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD
The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod
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