The Girls Bathroom

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A Haunted Halloween Special: Is Prince Albert BACK?! Oct 28, 2026

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Prince Albert, if you’re reading this, we mean no harm! The girls are back for their Halloween finale, practising their spells, turning men into rats and making them bald. Zillennial witches, UNITE! One very important Sarah returns for the third year in a row with a tale as old as time, another experiences a peculiar case of an evil twin AND the TGB Hotline is busy with a caller from Kentucky… will she go to the haunted house?

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A Haunted Halloween Special: Tarot card chaos!! Oct 20, 2026

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Do not be afraid, dear listener! Sophia and Cinzia have not abandoned TGB. They have simply taken the form of Remy and Linguini to answer your dilemmas in the first instalment of their Halloween special. 🎃 From haunted Airbnbs to a Brian disappearance and, of course, some very telling tarot cards, it’s a truly spooky start to the season!!

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Boy Talk: He AI’d my BODY for Instagram?! Oct 13, 2026

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PSA: this episode is full of surprises (and screaming), one from the faithful icon that is Miranda Hart herself and another from our first EVER TGB HOTLINE caller!! Not only that, but the girls navigate a first in dilemma history where a Brian uses AI to alter his Sarah’s body…could this be more common than we think?!

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Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704

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TGB IN NYC Oct 06, 2026

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DIVAS are UP and in NYC!!! But the question they're asking is why doesn’t Harry give that same USA energy in the UK? From stalking a sexy knight from the joust to dodgy garlic bread and of course a little sing song, the girls are helping their divas in distress. What do you do when your boyfriend has pictures of another Sarah's boobs on his phone...?

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X-RATED: He’s obsessed with our sex tape?! Sep 29, 2026

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Roll the tapes!!! It's all going down in this X-RATED episode. Sex tapes, toilet masturbators, threesomes and spicy dreams about another Brian? Plus, you guys have left houses in some questionable garments… his dad's boxers, his sister's dirty knickers and a sheep shearing jacket… In all fairness, Sarah did say he was a farmer!

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Boy Talk: She wants his custody visits in OUR flat?! Sep 22, 2026

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Shoutout to all of the Cinzias, we're celebrating our Cinzia's birthday week with cake and obviously by learning the phonetic alphabet. F is definitely for Fiona and S is definitely for sugar. Buckle up as our Sarahs are taking us on a wild ride, from affairs to custody visits, to exes a little too close for comfort!

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Girl Talk: I can't believe I walked in on that... Sep 15, 2026

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Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called the "glabella"? Because we didn't! Sophia gets schooled on the Lorraine debacle, and the girls pick their dream X Factor comeback cast. Plus, what would you do if your own sister was your nightmare flatmate? Cinzia would certainly not be standing for it!

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Boy Talk: He copies and pastes his dates? Sep 08, 2026

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We're feeling nostalgic today, reminiscing on everyone's first ringtones... they just don't make music like this anymore! Cinz's new pickup line is 'my poos are much bigger than hers' and Soph could well just be the next 50 Cent. 9pm sexters, dating copy and pasters and of course…gift regivers, our Sarahs need HELP this week!

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X-RATED: Did he just TOE me?! Sep 01, 2026

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Could introducing a toe into the deed really be the answer our Sarahs are looking for? For some it may not be, but it's the solution S+C are giving out to our Sarahs in X RATED need! Are we really getting turned on by a Brian undoing a bra with one hand?

New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com

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Girl Talk: My hater is back in the friendship group… help!! Aug 25, 2026

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Bridezillas, bad friends and difficult little sisters are on the TGB agenda this week! Is demoting a maid of honour really that bad… or is it justified? The girls reminisce on their first time baking before a NYE party, shout out to the ankle boot and answer your quick-fire dilemmas. Do we all have trauma from friendship trios, or is it just Cinzia?

New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com

Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704

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