The Girls Bathroom

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Boy Talk: I married my FATHER IN LAW?! May 05, 2026

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Happy Wednesday to those who celebrate! This week we're asking: what's the most mortifying thing you've done in front of a Brian? From bumblebees on lips to rogue chicken fillets, your confessions did not disappoint. One Sarah's ex has just bought a house on her street. Her actual street. Another Sarah had a dream so disturbing she can barely say it out loud... And a travelling Sarah is wondering if her boyfriend's "jokes" are more red flag than banter! Star of the week's Brian built her an entire patio from scratch. We rest our case.

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Girl Talk: She stole HOW MUCH from me?? Apr 28, 2026

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If there's one thing we know at TGB HQ, it's girl code. This week we're getting into which unwritten rules should actually be law - think going to the loo in clubs in pairs, ALWAYS checking for photo approval before posting, and obviously, absolutely no contact with friends' exes. Meanwhile, money is on the mind this week as one Sarah returns from her travels to discover her sister has been 'borrowing' a little bit too much... is it time to get parents involved?

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X-RATED: I can’t stand the TASTE of him Apr 21, 2026

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We're back from Bieberchella and seated in TGB HQ READY for your X-RATED dilemmas! We've got a Sarah with some serious tasting notes for an otherwise perfect Brian, and a Susan who's spicing things up in the bedroom for a bi-curious couple. Did somebody say sexual bucket list??

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LIVE FROM COACHELLA Apr 14, 2026

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S+C are coming to you straight from their Coachella bathroom floor!! Expect fave LA food recs, festival chaos, and all your dilemmas solved from the desert. This week the girls are untangling secret girlfriends, virgin Brians, and adding hussy to the TGB dictionary. Oh, and Cinzia’s officially considering a life of lies...shoutout RPatz, you started something.

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Girl Talk: His mum BANNED me from their house?! Apr 07, 2026

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The girls are back in TGB HQ and the Sarahs did NOT hold back on the question of the week, secret pregnancies, shared vibrators and sugar daddies… we are genuinely not okay. One Sarah's mother-in-law has pulled off the most unexpected villain arc after four years of "daughter she never had" energy, another's housemate ick has taken over her entire Australia experience, and one bestie has basically issued a bachelorette ultimatum. Oh, and our star of the week has us in our FEELINGS.

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Boy Talk: He has a GIRLS SHELF… should I be worried? Mar 31, 2026

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What do you do when the Brian you're dating has a shelf just for girls? Yep, Sarah’s dealing with a truly bizarre dilemma. Meanwhile, Cinzia’s been warming up her vocal cords, but will she ever manage to pull off a prank on Sophia? And we’re also diving into the chaos of living with an ex-boyfriend, as one Sarah considers whether it’s finally time to install a mini fridge in her bedroom just to survive the drama…

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Girl Talk: Who even IS my SISTER... Mar 25, 2026

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Fake careers and imaginary allergies to fake family members and secret rotisserie chickens… the girls read out your most chaotic “Question of the Week” responses. Who else thinks Tony Blair is a silver fox?? Our Sarahs are dealing with a friend who constantly lies and one-ups you, a sister who seems to shapeshift depending on who she’s around, a birthday fallout that might have ended a friendship for good, and the awkward situation of someone expecting a wedding invite after years of ghosting.BUT… fear not, as Sam saves the day with his own private book club as our Star of the Week!

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X-RATED: Is it normal for my man to be doing this whilst I'm asleep?!! Mar 18, 2026

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X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy debates, to the most unhinged confessions (yes, we’re talking peeing, unexpected kinks, and questionable bedtime behaviour 😭)… this episode is all over the place in the best way. It’s chaotic and honestly? We might need help. P.S. Gerald, if you’re listening… please don’t kidnap us.

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Boy Talk: You’ll never guess who he cheated on me with… Mar 11, 2026

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It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower, the girls dive into all the slightly odd things your boyfriends do that drive you crazy in Question of The Week. Cinzia calls Sophia out on her lack of TikTok responses… we all know that one person who re-sends TikToks you’ve already sent them! Plus, your dilemmas are answered, and let’s just say one of them takes a very unexpected turn.

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New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com

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New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com

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Girl Talk: Her dad wants to WINE AND DINE ME?! Mar 04, 2026

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Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode, we uncover a wine-and-dine bandit and a tale as old as time: the never-ending problems of the girl best friend. Will Sarah and Susan make amends after listening to this episode? Who knows…As always, all faith is restored in Star of the Week, where a first date is recreated for a very special reason.

New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com

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New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com

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