The Girls Bathroom

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Boy Talk: His kiss was like being trapped in a washing machine… Jul 14, 2026

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Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read out your current hyperfixation go tos in this week's Question of the Week. PLUS, what is wet, soggy and goes round and round? Ask our Sarah, because she has had a bad experience with a Brian who kisses like a washing machine... and of course, the girls play the word game. Is today the day Cinzia finally catches Sophia out?

Word Game 🎯

Sophia: atrocious

Cinzia: elated

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TGB AT HOME: My bff calls my man ugly!! Jul 07, 2026

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Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definitely aren't judging! What would you do if your ex was in the same wedding party as you… or if your "Brian" told you he loved you after sleeping with someone else? Get your hoodies on and a matcha at the ready, because these dilemmas are juicy!

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Girl Talk: My mum caught the affair on CAMERA!! Jun 30, 2026

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Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dilemmas. Photo booths seem to be the place where it all goes down, from using them as toilets to even extracurricular activities with a Brian...approach all photo booths with caution from now on. Our Sarahs write in with their girl talk dilemmas, workplace affairs, wedding disputes and even problematic brothers—will he ever unblock his sister?

Word Game 🎯

Sophia: inconceivable

Cinzia: connoisseur

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TGB IN ITALY Jun 23, 2026

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TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaotic girls' trip memories. Safe to say, don't fall in love on holiday...you might get robbed. One Sarah writes in about her Brian who has a hot date with HMP, and another Sarah can't get Brian out of her head...but is he still involved with his ex?

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Boy Talk: You guys caught my man out!!! Jun 16, 2026

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How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never a dull day at TGB HQ! All of the Sarah's speak on their worst dates, from Brian's throwing up on themselves, drooling at the table to hidden vagina pics in their camera roll...we hope second dates were politely declined. And despair enters stage left when our Sarah's write in about their misbehaving, horny, reddit using Brians and one Sarah has got extremely cold feet...

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TGB AT HOME: I think my bestie is shoplifting... Jun 09, 2026

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Are you ready to cure your insatiable (iykyk) appetite for another episode of TGB? Sophia and Cinzia are back at home in the safety of a hoodie, accompanied by Blueberry, who herself has an insatiable appetite for humping. The girls solve their Sarah's dilemmas, from mystery sexual health clinics to shoplifting, and an all-important update on the case of the disappearing Brian!

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THERAPIST SPECIAL Jun 02, 2026

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We've got a very special guest at TGB HQ...someone who has seen it all and has given us the official stamp of approval. It's Blue Therapy's Karen Doherty!!! Karen is a relationship therapist, cultural commentator on modern love and specialist in relationship dynamics and neurodivergence. No stone is left unturned in this episode, from engagements to work wives and even a rare dilemma from a Brian, it's all happening!!! Get comfy and enjoy hussies!!

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X-RATED: He said I got chlamydia from GOD... May 26, 2026

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Buckle up and strap in, hussies, because X-RATED is BACK!!! We're in for a wild ride this week as the girls play their new word game and our Sarahs admit to sending spicy texts to the wrong recipient... imagine sending a nude to the family group chat... MORTIFYING! Sophia and Cinzia try to solve your dilemmas, from one Sarah being unable to reach her pinnacle with her Brian, to another Sarah not even being able to take her PJ top off before the deed was done. Oh, and apparently, according to one Brian, you can get chlamydia from GOD!!!

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Boy Talk: His whatsapp was locked…now I know why!! May 19, 2026

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Blood sisters unite!!! The girls suffered a SERIOUS loss this week... Sophia's beloved pink smoothie met its fate on the TGB HQ carpet, but she soldiered on with the help of Cinzia's generous (and entirely selfless) smoothie donation. Crisis averted, dilemmas solved! This week the girls are diving into everything from locked WhatsApp messages to a mysterious disappearance... our Sarahs are really in need of some help! P.S. The Wanted and jorts are officially back for summer, and we are SO here for it!

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Girl Talk: She asked me to be their couples therapist… May 12, 2026

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Being reported to HMRC has got to be up there with one of the pettiest things our listeners have ever done...AND they still feel justified about it! You guys really went to town in Question of The Week. Yet again we have a thief in our midst as the girls try to solve a dilemma involving a debit card and a sister-in-law...could this be a wedding sabotage or just your regular theft case? Plus a dear Brian of ours turns into a couples therapist for his bestie but it seems as if the therapy wasn't needed after all...

New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com

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