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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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198: Strong Body Feeble Mind Dec 20, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Adam Bozarth Portaxx Lemon

reading: bodybuilding.com t-nation.com

Content provided by eudo,Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

Fitness is important. I just typed that onto a keyboard after waking up with a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and then sitting in a chair staring at my computer screens for a couple hours. Sorry, what I was I talking about?

So this is a bodybuilding episode. It's pretty funny, but I'm having a lot of trouble writing an episode summary for it, so I'm just gonna type into this box for a little while and then just publish the episode like this.

This week, no homo.

Music used:

Danzig - I Don't Mind The Pain
Danzig - Snakes of Christ

This episode has chapters

197: Yahoo? Answers!?!? Dec 13, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon

reading: answers.yahoo.com

Content provided by Digital Walnut.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

It's been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it's actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular "Hey, how do you spell the word pregnant?", Yahoo! Answers has always been a very reliable source of baffling and unintentionally hilarious questions from across the Internet. As long as there's a question, someone will have an answer, and sometimes that answer will just raise further questions.

This week on The F Plus, Lemon just can't read the word "fights" for some reason.

Music used:

The Rapture: Whoo! Alright - Yeah...Uh Huh
Melvins - Honey Bucket

Chapters provided by birdie

196: Made With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts Dec 06, 2015

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with: Jack Chick Acierocolotl Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: kraftrecipes.com hormel.com walmart.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

There's a lot of recipe websites out there, and a lot of websites owned by giant food conglomerates. Fortunately, the internet has a way of synergizing things and these corporations provide their very own websites which encourage people to cook with their products. Looking for a salad recommendation from SPAM? A cocktail recipe by Hormel? A filling desert that includes a large quantity of Velveeta? This is vertical integration at its finest.

This week, The F Plus is cooking pad see ew with Raisin Bran.

Music used:

R. Kelly - Remix To Ignition
Hot Chip - Crap Kraft Dinner

Chapters provided by birdie

195: Heaven And Urth Nov 21, 2015

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with: Frank West Kumquatxop STOG J W Friedman Lemon

reading: urthgame.com

Content provided by Heavenator.
Edited by Lemon.

Urth looks and plays like the world's shittiest video game. The creators insist that Urth is not a game (which is why they call it Urth the Game), but a path to prosperity, a tool for resurrecting the dead, a meditation conduit to alleviate your fears, and a method for winning the lottery - not for the money, just, you know, to prove you can. But video game or not, you're still moving a man in a labyrinth to min-max your Spirituality.

This week, The F Plus is droppin' payloadz all over the place.

Music used:

Dr. Octagon - Earth People
The Limousines - The Future

Chapters provided by birdie

194: r/ecuseyourself Nov 16, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear STOG Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by STOG.

No matter who you are, Reddit has something for everyone. A few examples include: complaining about women, complaining about video games, complaining about women playing video games, or (to our collective delight) sharing your terrible drawings of dragons.

"But what about me?" asks the person who wants legal advice. "Where can I go to seek legal advice over... say... me being fined $2,500 by the man for thoughtcrime?" Welcome to r/legaladvice, weary traveler! Why not order a flagon of ale and share your embarrassing and impending legal doom?

This week, we're having a sale on Oxy Cotton!

Music used:

Hot Snakes - Braintrust
Hot Chip - Arrest Yourself

Chapters provided by birdie

193: The Thing You Like In Pain Nov 08, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: imaginensfwoah.tumblr.com

Content provided by Positronic.
Edited by Lemon.

Fanfiction is a complicated artistic endeavor. To connect with an audience, a writer needs to exploit a subject that resonates with an audience, and then serve concept, dialogue and action which the audience would find pleasing. Or, if you're the people behind imaginensfwoah, you skip all of that completely. The characters are non-specific, the setting is non-specific, but the action taking place is 100% disgusting. This is very much one of the grosser F Plus episodes, just prepare yourself for that.

This week, The F Plus is creeped out by that fifth dentist.

Music used:

KMFDM - Disgust
Fear Factory - Martyr

192: Patent Pretending Nov 01, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: ideaconnection.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Okay, we've spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves "idea people", but now it's time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers who are looking for a terrific idea that they can purchase from the website, along with any relevant patents for this idea. There's only one small problem to this: These customers do not exist because these ideas are really stupid.

This week, The F Plus is getting verbally abusive with our GPS devices.

Music used:

Franklin - Inventor of Loud
The Chameleons - Up The Down Escalator

Chapters provided by birdie

live4b: F Plus Live 4 | Part Two Oct 25, 2015

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with: Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth bumpgrrl Chris Collision J W Friedman

Part two goes to different places as we invite the lads from I Don't Even Own A Television to read what they've found. Also, while Adam Bozarth and Nutshell Gulag couldn't make it to the live show, they were kind enough to put together video packages in their stead. Lastly, there's a scene for a detective show (?) and STOG plays a dog.

This one has a two remote segments that only exist in the YouTube playlist.

Part Two Contains

Nutshell Gulag cooks something (video only)
Adam Bozarth I Want To Be Banksy (video only)
bumpgrrl I Just Walk Away by MadHat886
Chris Collision The Worst Days: Part One by Jared E. Smith
J W Friedman Enter the Wutang Clan by MrVoltz
The Not Ready For YouTube Players: My Dark Dreams by Tony Clementz

Music used:

Scott Gratton - Electro Lab

live4a: F Plus Live 4 | Part One Oct 25, 2015

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with: Frank West Jack Chick STOG

This is the audio for F Plus Live, part 1. All of these recordings are also available on video, thanks to Mique. We've put together an F Plus Live 4 playlist right here.

We'll confess up front that the audio is... well, it's as good as it is. Lemon spent many hours trying to clean up the sounds, and believes it's good enough. But the content is what matters.

The audio and video were each cut differently, each contain stuff the other doesn't.

Part One Contains

Frank West: Bipartisanship by Roscavenbar
STOG: Sonic the Hedgehog: World War 2 Dragon by DarkDoomFireMaster
Jack Chick: Vampires, Werewolves and Sparrow OH MY! by Kameya Sparrow
The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Friday the 13th Part 11 Jason Vorhees by Jason Seamone